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Dirty Octopus™
07-21-2006, 11:08 AM
Whos life force would rule the other?

Quite frankly i think David Blaine rocks da shit and would kill everybody...

SLOWLYbtngU
07-21-2006, 11:20 AM
David Blaine is the Devil....That mofo is scary...there are things in life u just dont do...Levitating is one of them...Damn Puerto Ricans (or halves)

Dirty Octopus™
07-21-2006, 11:25 AM
David Blaine is the Devil....That mofo is scary...there are things in life u just dont do...Levitating is one of them...Damn Puerto Ricans (or halves)

:umno: David Blaine® is da shizznit and u know it. David Blaine will stare you to sleep, while holding your breath. for you.

Rican219
07-21-2006, 11:42 AM
David Blaine BLOWS

CHRIS ANGEL FTW!!!

SLOWLYbtngU
07-21-2006, 11:43 AM
:umno: David Blaine® is da shizznit and u know it. David Blaine will stare you to sleep, while holding your breath. for you.

El Diablo Puneta! I wish I knew how to do the ~ on top of the N...Eh

Dirty Octopus™
07-21-2006, 11:45 AM
David Blaine BLOWS

CHRIS ANGEL FTW!!!

Chris Angel's hair is too long... he looks like... a wet mop on a hotlanta Tuesday morning after getting out of a public piss infested pool.

Rican219
07-21-2006, 11:50 AM
Chris Angel's hair is too long... he looks like... a wet mop on a hotlanta Tuesday morning after getting out of a public piss infested pool.

Bwahahhaa Good point BUT he still Runs Circles around Blaine...

Mind Freak FTW!!

Dirty Octopus™
07-21-2006, 11:59 AM
Bwahahhaa Good point BUT he still Runs Circles around Blaine...

Mind Freak FTW!!

ok Chris might can do better tricks.... MAYBE... but David still has a stronger stare than anyone.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j261/Knonimous/davidblaine1.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j261/Knonimous/blainelarge.jpg

Rican219
07-21-2006, 12:15 PM
Don't know Chris still pretty Scary to me

http://epguides.com/CrissAngelMindfreak/cast.jpg

http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/20050716HO_Mindfreak2_230.jpg (http://www.post-gazette.com/popup.asp?img=/images3/20050716HO_Mindfreak2_450.jpg)

http://i9.ebayimg.com/04/i/06/d3/ca/05_2.JPG

http://www.magicmagazine.com/october03/images/contents_angel.jpg (http://www.magicmagazine.com/october03/images/contents_angel.jpg)

http://static.flickr.com/51/137825420_e66a29e8b9_o.jpg

Dirty Octopus™
07-21-2006, 12:24 PM
Don't know Chris still pretty Scary to me


http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/20050716HO_Mindfreak2_230.jpg (http://www.post-gazette.com/popup.asp?img=/images3/20050716HO_Mindfreak2_450.jpg)
http://static.flickr.com/51/137825420_e66a29e8b9_o.jpg

Chris es Pato :tongue1:

I bet Chris cant change race... David can... Chris stays in crazy white dude mode at all times with his Ferris Bueller Day Off jeans on.

Rican219
07-21-2006, 12:26 PM
Chris es Pato :tongue1:

I bet Chris cant change race... David can... Chris stays in crazy white dude mode at all times with his Ferris Bueller Day Off jeans on.

BWahahahajajajajaja

PATO!! Haven't heard that word in a while :lmfao:

TeeJay
07-21-2006, 12:29 PM
http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/concerts/810_con_amazingcol.jpg

ftw

The Ninja
07-21-2006, 02:43 PM
chris angel ftw.

4dmin
07-21-2006, 02:48 PM
sorry bitches even god/devil wont' let chuck die they are afraid he will take over... blaine can't lick the shit off of chucks boots. ;)

Dirty Octopus™
07-21-2006, 04:18 PM
sorry bitches even god/devil wont' let chuck die they are afraid he will take over... blaine can't lick the shit off of chucks boots. ;)

David Blaine can hold his breath under a spoonful of kool-aid in a dirty T-shirt stained the week before from expired kool-aid with extra Dixie Crystals® sugar that was passed down from Generation to generation of African American kool-aid making vets, because he da man.
All Chuck can do is roundhouse kick the spoon out his hand. But... David too cunning and will disappear into thin air while putting the shit on Chucks Boots with the snap of his finger and the telepathic bend of a fork. :bannana:

JustinSane110™
07-21-2006, 08:35 PM
David Blaine can hold his breath under a spoonful of kool-aid in a dirty T-shirt stained the week before from expired kool-aid with extra Dixie Crystals® sugar that was passed down from Generation to generation of African American kool-aid making vets, because he da man.
All Chuck can do is roundhouse kick the spoon out his hand. But... David too cunning and will disappear into thin air while putting the shit on Chucks Boots with the snap of his finger and the telepathic bend of a fork. :bannana:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc4.jpg



But Chuck Norris does... Norris > Blaine

uproot
07-21-2006, 10:23 PM
blaine is badass... too bad for him though, chuck norris doesn't believe in magic.