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buffdaddy18
07-19-2006, 08:00 PM
A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber.
When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?"

His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."
Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"

"Yeah, once or twice," he told her.
"You mean youve actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked.
"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if Id ever lied to my girlfriend."

HAHAHAA

Wurm
07-19-2006, 08:01 PM
lol

SixSquared
07-19-2006, 08:07 PM
buahahaha

2.0civic
07-19-2006, 08:11 PM
~peeks in, sees lying to GF punchline, laughs a little and leaves~

Sibious
07-19-2006, 08:15 PM
haha

The Golden Child
07-19-2006, 09:26 PM
whats funny ??

Leadfoot_mf
07-19-2006, 11:05 PM
whats funny ??
yer face :lmfao: :lmfao:

speed4tu
07-19-2006, 11:13 PM
lol