Truegiant
07-19-2006, 07:57 PM
Sorry if its a repost but just got these two funny emails!
#1
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, vaginally or as a suppository, your choice."
#2
FART FOOTBALL
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes
gas and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm
ahead 14 to 7"
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie
score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal
I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so
he strains real hard. Siice defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides...............
#1
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, vaginally or as a suppository, your choice."
#2
FART FOOTBALL
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes
gas and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm
ahead 14 to 7"
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie
score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal
I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so
he strains real hard. Siice defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides...............