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Ruiner
07-19-2006, 09:09 AM
"...your Honda engine has to the wheels."

:lmfao:

Man, that gets me everytime.

Deaf Pimp
07-19-2006, 09:10 AM
Not for me... unless you torque your wheels to 160ft-lbs!

The Green Monster
07-19-2006, 09:11 AM
rotflmao...that's messed up

Ruiner
07-19-2006, 09:14 AM
Not for me... unless you torque your wheels to 160ft-lbs!

Is that to the wheels or to the crank? :)

civic95
07-19-2006, 09:31 AM
I never really understood that. Same thing applies to most economy cars. Hell even my bike.

Actually lets make this a TRUE statement. Our TL makes 238 ft-lbs. Come over, and I'll torque your lugs to that. Don't blame me if the studs snap.

Deaf Pimp
07-19-2006, 09:45 AM
Is that to the wheels or to the crank? :)

Crank, but who's counting? ;) Are you torquing your wheels 130lb-ft for the Porsche? :D

Leadfoot_mf
07-19-2006, 09:48 AM
I never really understood that. Same thing applies to most economy cars. Hell even my bike.

Actually lets make this a TRUE statement. Our TL makes 238 ft-lbs. Come over, and I'll torque your lugs to that. Don't blame me if the studs snap.
:lmfao:

Ruiner
07-19-2006, 09:56 AM
I never really understood that. Same thing applies to most economy cars. Hell even my bike.

Actually lets make this a TRUE statement. Our TL makes 238 ft-lbs. Come over, and I'll torque your lugs to that. Don't blame me if the studs snap.

If you want to play the torque game, we can see how well the ~450ft-lbs in my car hold up. :???:

Ruiner
07-19-2006, 09:57 AM
Crank, but who's counting? ;) Are you torquing your wheels 130lb-ft for the Porsche? :D

No, around 96lb-ft in the Porsche and 98lb-ft in the Rover.

4dmin
07-19-2006, 09:58 AM
Not for me... unless you torque your wheels to 160ft-lbs!

lol gotta love honda... my 1.8t 285lbs to the wheels :lmfao:

TheSnail
07-19-2006, 09:58 AM
Im the only one that walks on foot, so I lose the torque game, but I would be the closest to the actual tq spec.

Scrilla
07-19-2006, 10:03 AM
:lmfao:

4dmin
07-19-2006, 10:03 AM
"...your Honda engine has to the wheels."

:lmfao:

Man, that gets me everytime.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Flip
07-19-2006, 10:04 AM
Hah, thats pretty funny :P

Deaf Pimp
07-19-2006, 10:07 AM
lol gotta love honda... my 1.8t 285lbs to the wheels :lmfao:

Take off the turbo and what would you put down? ;)

4dmin
07-19-2006, 10:09 AM
Take off the turbo and what would you put down? ;)

lol it probably still be more... sorry dubs come w/ more lbs then hp you should know this :goodjob:

how about you take out a few liters i'll do the turbo and i will still make more :lmfao:

Nopaintsls
07-19-2006, 10:24 AM
"...your Honda engine has to the wheels."

:lmfao:

Man, that gets me everytime.

:lmfao: lol

Stormhammer
07-19-2006, 10:36 AM
2.6L to about 300lbs... dammit, I can't even change a tire now :(

speedminded
07-19-2006, 10:41 AM
"...your Honda engine has to the wheels."

:lmfao:

Man, that gets me everytime.Too bad your car doesn't have lug nuts :tongue:

iloveboost
07-19-2006, 10:42 AM
If you want to play the torque game, we can see how well the ~450ft-lbs in my car hold up. :???:

I'll be willing to bet my Honda would walk your Porsche.

=)

4dmin
07-19-2006, 10:44 AM
I'll be willing to bet my Honda would walk your Porsche.

=)

from what 100-200mph? :goodjob:

RedGTS
07-19-2006, 10:46 AM
450? thats it, my rx7 has 3X's that

muhahah

but, porsches are pretty

4dmin
07-19-2006, 10:48 AM
^ no doubt you can have 10x that... his porsche is still getting him laid :lmao:

speedminded
07-19-2006, 10:48 AM
450? thats it, my rx7 has 3X's that

muhahah

but, porsches are prettyWhat's that have to do with a Honda?

iloveboost
07-19-2006, 10:48 AM
Track or street.

We can do a 40-120mph run if he's going to TunerFest this Saturday. I'll also be running at TunerFest.

Vteckidd
07-19-2006, 10:50 AM
Is that to the wheels or to the crank? :)
mine made 160ft lbs to the wheels SHAWTY

RandomGuy
07-19-2006, 10:50 AM
2.6L to about 300lbs... dammit, I can't even change a tire now :(
w00t

4dmin
07-19-2006, 10:51 AM
Track or street.

We can do a 40-120mph run if he's going to TunerFest this Saturday. I'll also be running at TunerFest.

lol why not over 120 :thinking:

from a dig you should be able to pull him... :goodjob:

ShooterMcGavin
07-19-2006, 10:51 AM
^^^someone get a vid if they run :goodjob:

RedGTS
07-19-2006, 10:53 AM
^ no doubt you can have 10x that... his porsche is still getting him laid :lmao:

yeah.....girls ran away from my viper

im getting married anyway


buying a car to get laid is lame

Vteckidd
07-19-2006, 10:53 AM
from a dig to 100mph, RUINER>ILOVEBOOST

RWD PWNS J00

highway pull, ILOVEBOOST>RUINER

630whp vs 412whp

Mountain Driving RUINER>ILOVEBOOST
Porsche, need i say more

TeeJay
07-19-2006, 10:54 AM
X2

Vteckidd
07-19-2006, 10:54 AM
Im sure there is going to be ALOT of callout runs at Tunerfest

iloveboost
07-19-2006, 10:54 AM
lol why not over 120 :thinking:

from a dig you should be able to pull him... :goodjob:

I start to wimp out after about 120.

At 120mph, there would be no question as to who the winner would be.

RedGTS
07-19-2006, 10:56 AM
^ what is your top speed? just curious

Vteckidd
07-19-2006, 10:57 AM
no idea, never did a top speed pull, with his gearing and power he could do 200mph, although i doubt his chassis woud hold up

iloveboost
07-19-2006, 10:59 AM
from a dig to 100mph, RUINER>ILOVEBOOST

RWD PWNS J00

highway pull, ILOVEBOOST>RUINER

630whp vs 412whp

Mountain Driving RUINER>ILOVEBOOST
Porsche, need i say more



I'll run from a dig in the 1/4 mile this weekend if he's game.

I'm not in it to run in the mountains.

Bleh, the next car will be more well versed. TT C5 Z06.

630whp, 9,500RPM revvin' Hondas are fun.

iloveboost
07-19-2006, 10:59 AM
no idea, never did a top speed pull, with his gearing and power he could do 200mph, although i doubt his chassis woud hold up

The door imploded after 180mph!!

TeeJay
07-19-2006, 11:00 AM
who cares about mountain runs, this isnt initial d

iloveboost
07-19-2006, 11:03 AM
who cares about mountain runs, this isnt initial d

I hate it when slow cars always pull the "I'll take you in the mountains!" card.

Last time I checked, the closest thing we have to a mountain in Georgia is Stone Mountain, and I don't think anyone's going Tokyo Drift on there anytime soon.

4dmin
07-19-2006, 11:03 AM
yeah.....girls ran away from my viper

im getting married anyway


buying a car to get laid is lame

no it is but was i kidding... you said RX7 not viper ;)

RedGTS
07-19-2006, 11:05 AM
or the infamous " i'll see you in the twisties"

Vteckidd
07-19-2006, 11:07 AM
well what i meant was that Ruiners porsche is not a drag car, its a spirited fun car to drive not neccesarily ONLY in str8 lines

iloveboost
07-19-2006, 11:19 AM
or the infamous " i'll see you in the twisties"

I fear the day I take my car to Colorado and run into one of these guys in the Grand Canyon!

speedminded
07-19-2006, 12:01 PM
I hate it when slow cars always pull the "I'll take you in the mountains!" card.

Last time I checked, the closest thing we have to a mountain in Georgia is Stone Mountain, and I don't think anyone's going Tokyo Drift on there anytime soon.

I fear the day I take my car to Colorado and run into one of these guys in the Grand Canyon!Grand Canyon...Colorado?? No mountains roads in Georgia? :thinking: Whenever i'm around race fuel it clears my mind, guess it's differant for some people? :dunno:

Vteckidd
07-19-2006, 12:06 PM
PWNZORED!

speedminded
07-19-2006, 12:19 PM
The grand canyon is over 300 miles from Colorado.

and I know Georgia is no Pikes Peak but....

iloveboost
07-19-2006, 01:16 PM
Let me see when the last time I was caught in the twisties was....

Oh, that's right... never! Not my cup of tea. Although, I've never tried it. Can't get beat in the twisties if you never go.

And as far as the Colorado/Grand Canyon thing goes, who cares. I knew it was in the general vicinity. Good job on taking my sarcaasm seriously. :goodjob:

Ruiner
07-19-2006, 01:25 PM
yeah.....girls ran away from my viper

im getting married anyway


buying a car to get laid is lame

Who bought a car to get laid? My g/f (soon to be fiance) of 2 years isn't a huge fan of my car. :???:

The Yousef
07-19-2006, 01:27 PM
Who bought a car to get laid? My g/f (soon to be fiance) of 2 years isn't a huge fan of my car. :???:

brandon i'll trade my prelude for the porsche then!!!!!

4dmin
07-19-2006, 01:28 PM
brandon i'll trade my prelude for the porsche then!!!!!

why you still won't get laid w/ the porsche :lmfao:

speedminded
07-19-2006, 01:29 PM
Not my cup of tea. Although, I've never tried it.:thinking:


And as far as the Colorado/Grand Canyon thing goes, who cares. I knew it was in the general vicinity. Good job on taking my sarcaasm seriously. :goodjob:General vicinity? Colorado is the entire width of Utah from the Grand Canyon :tongue:

Ruiner
07-19-2006, 01:36 PM
brandon i'll trade my prelude for the porsche then!!!!!

Shit, if you only want to get laid by some hot girls, I can hook you up with that w/o the car. I'll take you to some of my hangouts sometime. :)

TeeJay
07-19-2006, 01:38 PM
amsterdam ftw!!

speedminded
07-19-2006, 01:40 PM
Shit, if you only want to get laid by some hot girls, I can hook you up with that w/o the car. I'll take you to some of my hangouts sometime. :)hrmm, remember that tire i changed for you...i'm pretty much back to being single now :D

1439/2000
07-19-2006, 02:07 PM
I hate it when slow cars always pull the "I'll take you in the mountains!" card.

Last time I checked, the closest thing we have to a mountain in Georgia is Stone Mountain, and I don't think anyone's going Tokyo Drift on there anytime soon.

We have mountains! lol

Ruiner-

Starting a thread about how Honda dont have torque, then CASUALLY saying I have 450 ft lbs of tq just BEGS for some big turbo Honda to step up. I love it. You won't race him, you don't street race, too much to lose, but will you race him from a dig at tunerfest?

Ruiner
07-19-2006, 02:38 PM
We have mountains! lol

Ruiner-

Starting a thread about how Honda dont have torque, then CASUALLY saying I have 450 ft lbs of tq just BEGS for some big turbo Honda to step up. I love it. You won't race him, you don't street race, too much to lose, but will you race him from a dig at tunerfest?

I'm not racing my car anymore. Heck, I haven't taken it to the track in over 2 years now. It's for sale, remember?

As far as Hondas go, stock ones were the target here, not modified. You can give almost any car torque with enough modifications... :rolleyes:

iloveboost
07-19-2006, 02:45 PM
Big turbos on Hondas is the best thing since lesbian porn.

The Yousef
07-19-2006, 02:47 PM
Shit, if you only want to get laid by some hot girls, I can hook you up with that w/o the car. I'll take you to some of my hangouts sometime. :)

:D :goodjob: ...

give me a ring sometimes...wait you don't have my number....check PM in a few...lol

1439/2000
07-19-2006, 02:55 PM
I'm not racing my car anymore. Heck, I haven't taken it to the track in over 2 years now. It's for sale, remember?

As far as Hondas go, stock ones were the target here, not modified. You can give almost any car torque with enough modifications... :rolleyes:

Remember it was for sale? I don't follow your posts so how would I know? Did we talk about this? I'm confused.

Ruiner
07-19-2006, 03:07 PM
Remember it was for sale? I don't follow your posts so how would I know? Did we talk about this? I'm confused.

Sorry, then, my mistake. I posted it a month or two ago in the For Sale forum and some people on IA brought it to a highlight. It's not doing much more than sitting around the garage these days.

1439/2000
07-19-2006, 03:14 PM
Sorry, then, my mistake. I posted it a month or two ago in the For Sale forum and some people on IA brought it to a highlight. It's not doing much more than sitting around the garage these days.

Sell it and buy a 956. There was one for sale in Knoxville I think. In the back of a Grassroots Motorsports mag. Thats one modern Porsche I love.

That and a SC targa 911 from like '82.

You should get something vintage if you dont drive it very much.

Ruiner
07-19-2006, 03:33 PM
Sell it and buy a 956. There was one for sale in Knoxville I think. In the back of a Grassroots Motorsports mag. Thats one modern Porsche I love.

That and a SC targa 911 from like '82.

You should get something vintage if you dont drive it very much.

I own the car in full, so I plan on investing all of that cash for a while. You gotta invest money to make money, so...

1439/2000
07-19-2006, 03:35 PM
I own the car in full, so I plan on investing all of that cash for a while. You gotta invest money to make money, so...

Exactly, you could get an older Porsche for less money and still be cool. :D

speedminded
07-19-2006, 03:42 PM
Sell it and buy a 956. There was one for sale in Knoxville I think. In the back of a Grassroots Motorsports mag. Thats one modern Porsche I love.

That and a SC targa 911 from like '82.

You should get something vintage if you dont drive it very much.lolol, can you imagine a 956 going through a neighborhood?! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7b/Porsche_956.jpg/800px-Porsche_956.jpg


Exactly, you could get an older Porsche for less money and still be cool. :D356 Speedster all the way...somethin fun to take the girlfriend in on a weekend drive :)

http://www.speedminded.com/albums/mitty_04-31-05/images/dsc07138_sm.jpg

1439/2000
07-19-2006, 03:52 PM
lolol, can you imagine a 956 going through a neighborhood?!

Whoops I meant 959.

http://www.coches-es.com/fotos/marcas/Porsche/modelos/959-3.jpg

Julio
07-19-2006, 04:42 PM
atleast he can drive his 450/500 Hp Porsche without the fear of breaking something.

600 + in a honda.. Im not even going to question how reliable that is. especially a LS motor..

Without VTEC you not going no where :lmfao:

I mean, the teg is pretty badass, dont get me wrong.. But.......

TeeJay
07-19-2006, 04:46 PM
600 + in a honda.. Im not even going to question how reliable that is. especially a LS motor..

Without VTEC you not going no where :lmfao:


600hp is 600hp, whether its vtec or not LOL...ive seen tons of nonvtec turbo hondas haul ass

TeeJay
07-19-2006, 04:46 PM
p.s. Julio, have u gotten a chance to mail my silver IA stickers yet??

Julio
07-19-2006, 04:51 PM
600hp is 600hp, whether its vtec or not LOL...ive seen tons of nonvtec turbo hondas haul ass


I was being sarcastic :D

And Once I find the stickers, Ill mail them.. I dont remember where I put them.. I know I have a pair.

TeeJay
07-19-2006, 04:52 PM
ahahaha right on...thanks man

speedminded
07-19-2006, 06:10 PM
Whoops I meant 959.

http://www.coches-es.com/fotos/marcas/Porsche/modelos/959-3.jpgThought so but still toooo much on maintainance...but it's technology :eek:that thing has so much going on it's not even funny...6 independant clutches on the awd system, etc. The front tires are 1% larger in front to make the AWD system work properly (front and rear drive shafts had to spin at differant speeds). The "comfortable" version had 3 adjustable ride heights controlled from the cockpit or automatically by the computer once the speed increased over 50mph and again at 100mph.

Took forever to get them legal to drive in the states! Think it was Bill Gates that spent a million trying to get it legal to register then a several years later finally happened :)

buddha@TeamFX
07-19-2006, 06:16 PM
I still like my sig best..."Real cars don't power the front tires, They lift 'em"

silviadriftr
07-20-2006, 12:32 PM
"...your Honda engine has to the wheels."

:lmfao:

Man, that gets me everytime.

Or you could say:

Driving a Honda is like running in the special olympics, even if you win your still a retarded! LOL

(I know I'm getting flamed for that one) :D