i want credit

[Halfwit]

for starting the "official import atlanta asshole thread" at inc. i singlehandedly took the down for a while then backup arrived.

the only jokes they could come up with is
"u cant even spell" lol LAME.

AND NOW THE THREAD IS 4X AS LONG AS THEIR "LONGEST THREAD ON INC" LOL

[B16a2 Civic]

if it wasnt for me or ricky, they would have thought IA was soft

[Halfwit]

if it wasnt for me or ricky, they would have thought IA was soft
man whatever have u read the first two pages?

[B16a2 Civic]

no need to

[Halfwit]

no need to
i hate you.

[B16a2 Civic]

me and ricky tried to trade you for one of their members

[Halfwit]

me and ricky tried to trade you for one of their members
THE ONE SPONSERED by big bird?

[B16a2 Civic]

naah, greenek.
but i've decided we need teh resident emo kid

[babygurl]

THE ONE SPONSERED by big bird?


Did your mother not hold you enough as a child...You are a fucking attention whore..Honestly go home and ask mommie to breast feed you..that way you stop annoying me!!

[Halfwit]

naah, greenek.
but i've decided we need teh resident emo kid
yep. but who came over here and told yall they thought they was hard, thus bringing u ther to take hold of their lives? ME credit where credit is due, ill take it in the form of reps, or compliments, k thanks.

[B16a2 Civic]

HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE IT IN TEH CREDIT OF A LOCKED THREAD?

[babygurl]

HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE IT IN TEH CREDIT OF A LOCKED THREAD?


that was cold!!!!

[Halfwit]

how bout i got two bickering ladies in my office and its teh funniest thing ever.lol ones like 109 and other is like 40... the young one was like "i dont want to turn out to be evil and bitter" and their arguing now.

[B16a2 Civic]

what they arguing about? anyone naked yet?

[Halfwit]

what they arguing about? anyone naked yet?
their arguing becasue

the old one is evil and bitter, and the young one made the comment "please god dont let me turn out to be old and bitter" and the older one knew it was about her.. so they started arguing.. lol i was laughing

and the old one was like "why are u laughing" i said "ummm i dont like that tone of voice please refrain"

[B16a2 Civic]

bwahahahah, sometiems, you say teh funniest shit

[4dmin]

WTF we already give you credit for being our resident emo kid :lmao:

[Halfwit]

WTF we already give you credit for being our resident emo kid :lmao:

go hang out at a gay bar

[Halfwit]

bwahahahah, sometiems, you say teh funniest shit
but its funny cause they dont get the "please refrain, or please explain or o rly jokes...

[B16a2 Civic]

OH SNAP

[B16a2 Civic]

Im almost at 23k

[Halfwit]

OH SNAP
i wnat paul to give me my inc 100 so i can hit 7000 today.

[B16a2 Civic]

hmm, if he gives you that, you will infact hit 7k

[4dmin]

go hang out at a gay bar

don't be jealous my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard :lmfao:

[Halfwit]

i know!! but i can do it i guess

[Halfwit]

don't be jealous my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard :lmfao:
i cant help it ill always be jealous of you...

[babygurl]

OH lord...crazy IA people for you!!!

[Halfwit]

OH lord...crazy IA people for you!!!
have any buttsecks lately?

[B16a2 Civic]

Paul showin his urban side LIRL

[Halfwit]

Paul showin his urban side LIRL
metro ftw

[B16a2 Civic]

when i first read this thread i thought you meant credit like " you have good credit, heres your loan"

[Halfwit]

when i first read this thread i thought you meant credit like " you have good credit, heres your loan"
lol nah but heres a funny story about that subject

went to the bank saturday (i dont have an account, just cashing checks)

lady-have u though about setting up an account with us?
me- no
lady- is there anything stopping you
me yes
her-blank face
me- i want to finish something im doing then ill get one when i will save most of my money
her- well you could set up an interest only account itll help you save
me- annoyed face,no thank you im good
her- ok well let us know when u are ready
me- of course...

i tried to be courtious and not be a smartass this time, but next time i will be unforgiving,

[B16a2 Civic]

" of course" LIRL

[Halfwit]

" of course" LIRL
and i said it in one of those "of course i wont" voices..

[Halfwit]

have u thouhg about setting up an accoutn?

no. lol

something stopping you?

yes.

[B16a2 Civic]

you crazy ese, crazy

[Halfwit]

you crazy ese, crazy
she kept giving me blank faces becaue of my short answers that provided no real info

[B16a2 Civic]

that would be funny if she wouldnt cash teh check

[Halfwit]

that would be funny if she wouldnt cash teh check
LOL YOU MEAN5 CHECKS? she was like how many u have? (i just keot oulling more out and signing them )

i was like 5

oh wow thats alot
me- not rly
her well why do u waitt to cash them ?
me- i dont
her,- well there dated apart u have had this one for a month..
me-i work most saturdays and all weekdays
her- oh
me-blankface

[B16a2 Civic]

tell her you be hustlin and to stop hatin

[Halfwit]

tell her you be hustlin and to stop hatin
well i asked her if i brough in rolled up change would they cash it, she said yes

little did she know its over 400$ in quarters,dimes,nickels im gonna have to carry it in a bookbag , and shell be sorry when i keep pulling the rols out for like 10 minutes demanding cash.

[B16a2 Civic]

i bet you wont

[Halfwit]

watchoo talkin. i already have it rolled up, and next saturday i have off i will go ther with about 1200 in checks and 400 in change lirl, and ill demand it all in 5s so that i can wad it up and feel rich.

[Halfwit]

b ur slackin post quicker

[B16a2 Civic]

i keep gettin caught up with customers, its busy for us on mondays

[Halfwit]

i keep gettin caught up with customers, its busy for us on mondays
where at?

[Halfwit]

~~slackin~~

[B16a2 Civic]

aflac

[Halfwit]

aflac
sweet are there any pictures of the duck where u can see them?

[B16a2 Civic]

theres a pond outside of teh building i work in

[Halfwit]

do u talk to any aflac ducks? alive or fake?..i owuld

[B16a2 Civic]

no, i dont talk to ducks....im not paid enough to act crazy

[Halfwit]

no, i dont talk to ducks....im not paid enough to act crazy
i mean like not even when u need to talk to somethin u dont just be like 'u know waht duck, i got a problem" ect?

[B16a2 Civic]

i dont get it

[Halfwit]

im justsaying i would prolly talk tot e ducks

[B16a2 Civic]

i know you would

[Halfwit]

i know you would
its not wrong or nothin

[2.2EG]

i mean like not even when u need to talk to somethin u dont just be like 'u know waht duck, i got a problem" ect?

this guy defiently talks like some of my neighbors are you sure you arent from nc

[B16a2 Civic]

no, its fine, for you

[Halfwit]

this guy defiently talks like some of my neighbors are you sure you arent from nc
im positive, fatneck

[B16a2 Civic]

fatneck, bwahahah

[Halfwit]

thats his new name from now on.

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL, that works