Paul's adventures in gay land...

[4dmin]

Ya so, kate(wife) works at childrens hospital w/ a bunch of gays guys... and they invited us to dinner then to a bar afterward. i'm like sure... kate tells me how they are really funny b/c some are flaming gay and some are just normal. so we get to this resturant downtown called Loca Luna, there is about 16-20 of us in the party. Not all are gay, kate/i, some other couple, a brother/sister, and a 2 singles... so about 1/2 isn't gay. so we all have some drinks and dinner... i'm having a great time b/c two of the gay guys that work together are fucking hilarious... they are checking out men at the resturant its fucking hilarious...

**side note** loca luna isn't a gay joint, there are tons of fucking hot chicks there, place is a spanish resturant that serves only appitizers and drinks... they have live spanish music and is located downtown off of juniper street.

so we finish eating and its hot as fuck in this place so we are going to go to the this gay pub called Amsterdams. we are pulling into the parking lot, bmw, benz, porsche, land rover, acura, etc... all nice rides... we get inside :eek: ... women want to know where all the good looking guys are... they are GAY. holy shit every fucking guy is super cut, dressed all nice, they all look like personal trainers... but judging by the rides in the parking lot they got some good jobs.

its funny b/c there is maybe 10 females in the entire club and 4 are with us... the rest are made up of a few lesbians and cross-dressers... here is my list of events b/c i'm tired of typing:

- i had my ass grabed with in 20mins of being in the club
- i didn't have to worry about my wife there b/c she didn't have the parts they wanted
- they make drinks really strong at gay clubs and they're cheap
- 70's biker style YMCA gay at the door is out of style
- men do not look good in womens booty shorts
- "the package" as it is called is when gay man has HIV, you can tell by their cheeks if they are gay b/c the HIV drugs make them sink in (i was told this)
- top/bottom <<< they are either/or... kinda like giver/reciever

i did want to know why alot of gays have really good jobs... i was told that they don't have familys so they are fine w/ long hours and doing what it takes to succeed at work. (the guy who told me this makes over 300k a year as a patent lawyer)

over all it was a fucking great time, i laughed my ass off all night long. :lmfao:

[Nemesis]

LOL lots of good quotes in your post hahaha

[babygurl]

sounds like fun...Gay guys are hilarious...Lesbians are just fun too look at (if they are hot)

[AtifSajid]

I knew Paul was a faggot..adn yeah Loca Luna's has tons of hot women..

[civic95]

Was this on sunday? I thought I saw you walking down the sidewalk. We were eating at Baronda (sp?)

[4dmin]

^ na saturday night... i was passed out on drugs yesterday :D

[SwurvinIn]

haha...interesting learning experience?

[4dmin]

haha...interesting learning experience?

no doubt... it was actually alot of fun these fuckers were hilarious... all they do is make fun of people :lmfao:

"look at that fag" :gay:

[B16a2 Civic]

gay people are actually really funny and cruel, theres an uprising, kind of like emo's

[ShooterMcGavin]

loca luna rocks, prolly has a good amount of gays in there just cuz it's like next door to a gay bar...

[The Golden Child]

paul likes going to sausage partys ..

[Wurm]

gay people are actually really funny and cruel, theres an uprising, kind of like emo's
gay people are better then emo's wtf u talking bout

EMO's should end their life now

[4dmin]

loca luna rocks, prolly has a good amount of gays in there just cuz it's like next door to a gay bar...

dude at loca luna we were surrounded by hot chicks... there was 3 different bachelorette partys there :boobies: for everyone :D

[The Golden Child]

TITTYS !!!

[ShooterMcGavin]

dude at loca luna we were surrounded by hot chicks... there was 3 different bachelorette partys there :boobies: for everyone :D
oh believe me i agree w/u, just giving a reason though why there might be gay folks in there :goodjob:

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

a good friend of mine is gay and wanted me to go to a bar with him.. I was like, you'll have to BRING EVERYBODY we hang out with for me to go.

I didn't realize the drinks were that damn CHEAP though.. but I couldn't get drunk there, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS...

but LOCA LUNA is the shit and yes, there are A SHIT TON OF HOT CHICKS.. even in the VA HIGHLAND area..

[4dmin]

a good friend of mine is gay and wanted me to go to a bar with him.. I was like, you'll have to BRING EVERYBODY we hang out with for me to go.

I didn't realize the drinks were that damn CHEAP though.. but I couldn't get drunk there, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS...

but LOCA LUNA is the shit and yes, there are A SHIT TON OF HOT CHICKS.. even in the VA HIGHLAND area..

seriously though drinks were cheap and strong... i had 4 beers, 2 shots of jager, martini, and some other mix drink... my tab was like 25$... it was so cheap i gave a 10$ tip (that and i wanted my ass to be ok walking out of the club) lol

na it was alot of fun i told them we'll have to go again sometime... seriously next time some of you should go you can see what i'm talking about. club was nice too alot cleaner then some of the other places i've been throughout atlanta :goodjob:

[Dr. K8]

Ya Paul and I had a BLAST! I definately want to go back again and check out all of the HOT (gay) guys :gay:

This is a pic of Paul with Wade, an obviously gay friend of mine... and now a friend of Pauls!! LOL!

[Julio]

weirdo.

[Julio]

Oh fuck no.. bhwahhahahaha PAUL

[Dr. K8]

weirdo.


don't be h8ting i saw you in the mens room giving handjobs for beer :lmao:

here are some more pix...

1st one me being fabulously gay
2nd kate and gay guys... she doesn't have anything to offer them
3rd me watching my ass lol

(this is paul; kate is login)

[4dmin]

^ i just now saw these pix and the last one i'm still cracking up... my gaydar was on high alreat... CODE RED!!!

[Julio]

yuk

[SixSquared]

So Loco Luna's is the place to be, huh? Hmmmm......

*writes note on post-it*

[Julio]

where the photoshops at ?

[4dmin]

So Loco Luna's is the place to be, huh? Hmmmm......

*writes note on post-it*

ya you would love Loco Luna there was a crap load of hot chicks :boobies: ...

let me know when you go :lmfao:

[B18c-rex]

Paul you are brave man for going to that club. That last pic is priceless .... :lmao:. Oh and yes now i see why you mentioned your wife was a hotty at drift fury :D

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

LIRL..

well let me know paul.. I'll go.. atleast I know no one will be pinching my ass..

[Z33_kid]

this reminds me of cabbage town lmao

[4dmin]

LIRL..

well let me know paul.. I'll go.. atleast I know no one will be pinching my ass..

i want to go to a lesbian bar next b/c if its anything like the male bar there will be a shit load of hot chicks there :D

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

i want to go to a lesbian bar next b/c if its anything like the male bar there will be a shit load of hot chicks there :D


well theres gonna be a shit ton of dikes there... even though I'm not complaining.. I wanna go for the experience more than anything..

variety is the spice of life..

but I still like the womens :idb:

[4dmin]

well theres gonna be a shit ton of dikes there... even though I'm not complaining.. I wanna go for the experience more than anything..

variety is the spice of life..

but I still like the womens :idb:

no doubt it was quite fun like being trapped in a Will & Grace Episode :lmfao:

[speedminded]

Requesting Admin's name to be changed to Ru Paul :tongue:

I refuse to go to the mexican restaurant on Northside because it's next to Swinging Dicks (Richards) and uses the same parking lot...i know someone would take a pic of my car there if i went, lololol...then i'd have try to explain it. :no:

[4dmin]

^ lol

http://www.scheithauer.de/Candidoll/gfx_rupaul/woman.jpg

[itsjustdee]

i knew u were gay. thats why you were happy when i didn't meet u and ricky up for lunch huh? lol.

[4dmin]

i knew u were gay. thats why you were happy when i didn't meet u and ricky up for lunch huh? lol.

your right my big boob'd wife is a cover up as well :gay:








no lunch for your h8ter :2up:

[AtifSajid]

Ru Paul is still gay..

[B16a2 Civic]

Paul, these pictures have just come to my attentionj
why you cheesin so hard
that last pic, was youc heckin out a guys ass
paul, im disappointed.

[itsjustdee]

your right my big boob'd wife is a cover up as well :gay:








no lunch for your h8ter :2up:

LOL you never know Paul....some gay guys come out the closet long after they popped out 3-4 kids. so....big boobie wife might just be a cover up. :gay:


lol i'm only messin with ya. :tongue1:

[4dmin]

LOL you never know Paul....some gay guys come out the closet long after they popped out 3-4 kids. so....big boobie wife might just be a cover up. :gay:


lol i'm only messin with ya. :tongue1:

you know what your right... i think we need to test that theory i'm ready for ya tonight :idb: ... you know to make sure i'm not gay. see you around 8pm?

[itsjustdee]

you know what your right... i think we need to test that theory i'm ready for ya tonight :idb: ... you know to make sure i'm not gay. see you around 8pm?

okay let me ask ricky first. lol

[4dmin]

okay let me ask ricky first. lol

bitch you ain't married.. unless you asking if we can use his house :lmfao:

[itsjustdee]

bitch you ain't married.. unless you asking if we can use his house :lmfao:

duhh what else would i be asking him? how does the backseat of his impala sound? :D LOL

[itsjustdee]

oh yeah, please REFRAIN from calling me a bitch again please. thanks.

[B16a2 Civic]

DEE SAYIN YO PEE PEE RISE CAUSE OF GUYS

[4dmin]

oh yeah, please REFRAIN from calling me a bitch again please. thanks.

lol dayum not even 1st base and i'm already getting scolded... future doesn't look bright :lmfao:



back seat of impala looks good but can we do this \/ in a impala


http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=71794

[itsjustdee]

LIRL!!!!!!!!

[4dmin]

LIRL!!!!!!!!

whats so funny you don't think we can do that in the impala? :thinking: :lmfao:

[itsjustdee]

whats so funny you don't think we can do that in the impala? :thinking: :lmfao:

no i don't think so. plus i promised ricky i'd do him in the impala. LOL

[B16a2 Civic]

i hope you have a big trunk, cause im puttng my bike in it

[4dmin]

i hope you have a big trunk, cause im puttng my bike in it

lol :lmfao:

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

can't mess up that backseat interior