Tested for STDs?

[©hris]

going at 4pm today..... has anyone had this done???

yes they are gonna swab the deck..... my dick hurts just thinking about it. is it really as painful as it sounds?

[collins]

you been fuckin with the WROOOOOONG females

[HalfBaked]

you been fuckin with the WROOOOOONG males


^ that is what you meant to say.

[Ms Dollar]

Where the fuck have you been? And you're coming back on here asking about STD's?

[B16a2 Civic]

ah damn

[TeeJay]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/aidsrly.jpg

[collins]

^ that is what you meant to say. hahaha, damn you're full of truth today!

[thinkfast®]

wow homey, does it burn when you urinate.. ouch

I heard this one cat at the docs office once, his dick shot out fire when he pissed.. the doc said "so you got a burning sensation in your urine?" he cut the doc off like "no muh fucker, fire shoot out my dick.. I cant even pee inside, I'll burn the house down"

gah damn triflin ass ho's

[Brett]

going at 4pm today..... has anyone had this done???

yes they are gonna swab the deck..... my dick hurts just thinking about it. is it really as painful as it sounds?

Not me, I dont fuck wit da hoes!! LOL

[©hris]

no burning..... just feel the need to do it. everyone should be tested.

[B16a2 Civic]

im tested everyday by GOD, and i pass.

[Brett]

no burning..... just feel the need to do it. everyone should be tested.

Do I need to study for this test? I dont do well with tests....LOL

[collins]

wow homey, does it burn when you urinate.. ouch

I heard this one cat at the docs office once, his dick shot out fire when he pissed.. the doc said "so you got a burning sensation in your urine?" he cut the doc off like "no muh fucker, fire shoot out my dick.. I cant even pee inside, I'll burn the house down"

gah damn triflin ass ho's oh god i'm cryin i'm laughin so hard!:lmfao:

[©hris]

Do I need to study for this test? I dont do well with tests....LOL
ahahahahahaha

[thinkfast®]

Brett shutup, how bout you go get a "I cant shoot a gun sideways" test, bet you fail that one

EL OH EL

[Brett]

oh god i'm cryin

FUCKIN PUSSY!!! :lmfao:

[©hris]

but seriously guys.... its a serious question.

[B16a2 Civic]

brett da only nigga who cheat for a piss test
heres what his hand looks like
1.) locate the penis
2.) locate the toilet
3.) lift the lid ( note to self, leisa gets madw hen i dont)
4.) locate penis again
5.) try to pee liquid, usually powder and dust comes out
6.) ask the drug tester to help locate the penis

[Brett]

Brett shutup, how bout you go get a "I cant shoot a gun sideways" test, bet you fail that one

EL OH EL

~Pulls Out Bat~

[Brett]

brett da only nigga who cheat for a piss test
heres what his hand looks like
1.) locate the penis
2.) locate the toilet
3.) lift the lid ( note to self, leisa gets madw hen i dont)
4.) locate penis again
5.) try to pee liquid, usually powder and dust comes out
6.) ask the drug tester to help locate the penis

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Yes, I've had it done, and mine hurt like a bitch (because I actually had sores, eek!).... But yours really shouldn't be too bad.

[rupertaker]

I think we should setup a paypal account and donate to get a few members tested.

Hell I think I'd pay for HalfBaked's test. To see the look on his face when he finds out he has AIDS would be priceless LOL

[collins]

I think we should setup a paypal account and donate to get a few members tested.

Hell I think I'd pay for HalfBaked's test. I doubt I would ever stop laughing

std or paternity? :lmao:

[HalfBaked]

Fuck that!

I'll just fuck some girl raw and have her get tested...

[rupertaker]

std or paternity? :lmao:

You cover one and I'll get the other?

[Ms Dollar]

std or paternity? :lmao:
Aww that's not nice... :no:

[©hris]

well lets just say im nervous as fuk. not because of the pain..... because you never know what could be brewing down there. i dont think ive ever been so nervous in my life lol

[HalfBaked]

Shit, I donate blood to the red cross, I've still yet get to get the letter saying my blood was rejected...

[rupertaker]

Shit, I donate blood to the red cross, I've still yet get to get the letter saying my blood was rejected...

You probably didn't read the fine print where it said your blood was helping out OTHER people with AIDS :-P

[TeeJay]

You probably didn't read the fine print where it said your blood was helping out OTHER people with AIDS :-P
:lmfao: :lmfao: :ninja:

[xaznstylegrlx]

i've tested before.. dey draw blood from ur arm and well for females its a pap smear.. iono wat dey do for guys... but i can tell its gonna be painful!!!! XD

[thinkfast®]

brett what you gonna do with that bat son, you tryin to aim it sideways

dont hurt yourself EL OH EL

[C22H19N3O4]

Viral shedding.

[Ruiner]

wow homey, does it burn when you urinate.. ouch

I heard this one cat at the docs office once, his dick shot out fire when he pissed.. the doc said "so you got a burning sensation in your urine?" he cut the doc off like "no muh fucker, fire shoot out my dick.. I cant even pee inside, I'll burn the house down"

gah damn triflin ass ho's

That would be Eddie Murphy's bit from his RAW stand-up routine. :)

[thinkfast®]

DING DING DING

toys Eddie, we ate the toys!