WHO CANT SWIM OR SKATE???

[BABY J]

So I am at a friends house. We are chillin' near the pool. My 1st cousin runs up...

Cousin: Baby J we need to move your EG

Me: Grab the keys over by my shirt right there... I'm wet, move it. Bring the keys RIGHT back.

Cousin: Aiight

~ 30 seconds later, I hear for the 1st time what my EG sounds like hitting VTEC from OUTSIDE of the car. I am LIVID and I get outta the pool. (even though it was kinda sexxi hearing it from the outside for the 1st time by the way, LOL. Sounded great!) He comes back.. parks. When he gets back I jokingly push him into the pool (8ft) and he starts to drown.. LITERALLY. At 1st I am laughing b/c I thought he was joking... but he could not swim... something I never knew. So I save him and he is shaken pretty bad but is ok. I'd say that we are now even for driving my car through the neighborhood w/out permission. LOL


SO, that prompted me to make this thread... who can't swim/skate/whistle/blow bubbles/get ya dick hard? LOL. We always bragging about the shit we CAN do, post up what you CAN'T do to save your life. Don't be shy.

As for me, I can't skate.

[JustinSane110™]

I can't swim, lol. I'll start swimming when fish start walking, we have that mutual unspoken agreement going, I'll stay up here and they can stay in there. :goodjob:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Can't swim, skate, or get my dick hard... :(

[BABY J]

^^ I'll get your dick hard. LOL.



~loox for sharpie to write "YOUR" on my dick~

[The Golden Child]

u almost killed ur cousin J dahs so mean yet funny as hail .. LIRL !!!

[Wurm]

I can do all of that

[BABY J]

u almost killed ur cousin J dahs so mean yet funny as hail .. LIRL !!!

Man I feel bad as hell b/c I know how it feels to be afraid of the water bro. That used to me. I was the last fucker on the block that learned to swim. And he was VISIBLY fucked up for the rest of the day. I sat there and watched him flail and we were all laughing. I was thinking "any day now he's gonna come back up" but he didn't. That's what happens when you engage VTEC w/out permission son! Shit goes DOWN!

[The Golden Child]

LIRL !!! NO VTEC FOR HIM !!!

* DROWN *

[The Golden Child]

well im afraid of going deep in the ocean ..
cause i have a shark phobia ..
i dont wanna get eaten alive ..

[AlliRae]

definatly can't skateboard... well... i'm trying... but they thought it would be funny to watch me skate in a miniskirt....grrr

[BABY J]

Great idea! ^^

[Rican219]

All Hispanics can swim by birth!!! FOB FTW!!

WHITEPOWER!

[Wurm]

i can skateboard wakeboard snowboard rollerskate swim ski kneeboard freestyle bike

[BABY J]

^^ bet you can't pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time though! OH!!!!

[Wurm]

^^ bet you can't pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time though! OH!!!!
nope thats some serious hardcore shit

[DnBmama05]

umm... i can't sing, burp the ABC's, clap my ass cheeks, or make my dick hard...

[efman]

i can kinda swim not good but i cant whistle and i cant snap damn i'm white lol

[AlliRae]

...dancing is a struggle.... but i can say i invented the white girl pop.... it's legit

[efman]

i can dance... kinda

[The Golden Child]

i wanna see a white girl ass clap ..

[The Golden Child]

umm... i can't sing, burp the ABC's, clap my ass cheeks, or make my dick hard...

im trying to picture this but your gunna have to help me out here ..
make a video or something ..

[ShooterMcGavin]

not to be racist but don't a lot of black ppl hate water/don't like to swim? just wondering. i personally can't swim worth a shit, wouldn't DROWN right away but i can't tread water in one space......i can rollerskate, never tried to ice skate though.

[BABY J]

not to be racist but don't a lot of black ppl hate water/don't like to swim? just wondering. i personally can't swim worth a shit, wouldn't DROWN right away but i can't tread water in one space......i can rollerskate, never tried to ice skate though.


YOU FUCKIN RACISE!!!!!

Here is the thing w/ black people... we can swim good as hell, we just do not LIKE the water like white people. I mean, if I saw you drowning I'd wait for the last possible second in hopes that you learned how to swim before you died. LOL.

It's actually not so much that we hate the water, we just hate the Sun. And usually if ur gonna go to the pool/beach then the sun is gonna be blasting. Our tans are already locked in pretty good.

[RSX-S]

YOU FUCKIN RACISE!!!!!

Here is the thing w/ black people... we can swim good as hell, we just do not LIKE the water like white people. I mean, if I saw you drowning I'd wait for the last possible second in hopes that you learned how to swim before you died. LOL.

It's actually not so much that we hate the water, we just hate the Sun. And usually if ur gonna go to the pool/beach then the sun is gonna be blasting. Our tans are already locked in pretty good.

haha, funny thread...


Your sig is hilarious though, i actually "lol"ed:D

[~The_Duke~]

I cant hit the broad side of a barn with a pistol...

[2.0civic]

i cant swim or skate but wurm has a nice new sig

[ShooterMcGavin]

YOU FUCKIN RACISE!!!!!

Here is the thing w/ black people... we can swim good as hell, we just do not LIKE the water like white people. I mean, if I saw you drowning I'd wait for the last possible second in hopes that you learned how to swim before you died. LOL.

It's actually not so much that we hate the water, we just hate the Sun. And usually if ur gonna go to the pool/beach then the sun is gonna be blasting.
Our tans are already locked in pretty good.
troo troo, i am a little bit of a rashish, i hate azns too :D
funny as shit bout the waiting till the last second though, even if it is good to know ur ass would save me still :lmao:

[Wurm]

i cant swim or skate but wurm has a nice new sig
Im not happy with it

[ShooterMcGavin]

I cant hit the broad side of a barn with a pistol...
sux for u man, might wanna work on that...

[The Golden Child]

Im not happy with it

come on dont be upset about it ..
its funny ..

[man]

All Hispanics can swim by birth!!! FOB FTW!!

WHITEPOWER!
especially us Cubans

[Black R]

definatly can't skateboard... well... i'm trying... but they thought it would be funny to watch me skate in a miniskirt....grrr


I'll show you how to skateboard. You bring the miniskirt. :D

[JustinSane110™]

I'll show you how to skateboard. You bring the miniskirt. :D
We're gonna need some :camera: of her learning. You know, for instructional reference... :D

[man]

god i hope that isn't my sister, she drives a gs-r and goes to school in athens

[fawk_you]

I cant really swim good.... :( OR get my dick hard. I dont have one though so I guess only the swim thing...

[Black R]

i'll get your dick hard, sweetheart..... :D

[fawk_you]

awesome, something to look foward to

[ahmonrah]

run, skate, shoot, skateboard, rollerblade, iceskate(:lmfao:), tennis, slap, whitewater raft, swim, get hard on command(and w/o), cry, .......but i can't play spades......

[civic95]

I cant swim that good. I had so many ear problems when i was a kid I had to stay out of the pool so I wouldn't get a ear infection. I had ear surgery every summer for 3 yrs in a row.

[B16a2 Civic]

i cant swim, well really i cant float

[SLOWLYbtngU]

^^ I'll get your dick hard. LOL.



~loox for sharpie to write "YOUR" on my dick~


Oh my!!!

[BABY J]

^^ Not "my", but "your". LOL

[SLOWLYbtngU]

^^ Not "my", but "your". LOL


hmmm...indeed..lol

[Ms Dollar]

I can swim, dance, skate whatever. But I don't know how to whistle...I try and nothin comes out.

[Mr_Mischif]

I can swim, dance, skate whatever. But I don't know how to whistle...I try and nothin comes out.

Just imagine giving a blowjob, but push air out instead of in.

Oh and I can't swim worth shit. Afraid of water. One time, I almost drowned when I was around five in a Holiday Inn pool. It's stuck with me ever since. However, if you get me some goggles, ear plugs, and a nose clip, I can do fairly well for myself.

[Leisa]

I dont know how to swim ... but I can skate

[BABY J]

^^ Which one will save your life? LOL. LEARN!!! It's easy. You just gotta try. Not to mention you have built in floatation assistance.

[efman]

YOU FUCKIN RACISE!!!!!

Here is the thing w/ black people... we can swim good as hell, we just do not LIKE the water like white people. I mean, if I saw you drowning I'd wait for the last possible second in hopes that you learned how to swim before you died. LOL.

It's actually not so much that we hate the water, we just hate the Sun. And usually if ur gonna go to the pool/beach then the sun is gonna be blasting. Our tans are already locked in pretty good.
one of my best freinds is black and he all ways weres wife beater when we go play football or whatever and the other day i noticed he has these freakin awful tanlines on his shoulders anyway i think thats some fuuny shit but i'll be quit now

[BABY J]

That's what he gets for wearing wife-beaters!

[The Yousef]

i can barely swim...

[The Golden Child]

im trying to picture this but your gunna have to help me out here ..
make a video or something ..

is this happening or what ??

[ShooterMcGavin]

Just imagine giving a blowjob, but push air out instead of in.


hmmm, u speak as if from experience :D

[The Golden Child]

hmmm, u speak as if from experience :D

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[Dirty Octopus™]

So...:tongue1:

[Sibious]

i cant ice skate, or surf. thats all

[Vteckidd]

i was an all american swimmer, so im like a fish.

but skating, fuck that

[BABY J]

^^ LMAO!!! HA HA!!!! ^^

[Black R]

I dont know how to swim ... but I can skate


.....we're going to need proof of this.:goodjob:

[slowrolla97]

i cant blow bubbles or wistle :dunno: oh well

[Crowml]

I cant lick my elbow.

[B16a2 Civic]

how did this all end?

[thinkskater]

i cant dive off a diving board that shit scares the shit outa me...... weird i dont think so i prefer unique like mom said