i kept it real last night ~cliff notes~

[Halfwit]

ok coming home after work at 9:30 through stockbridge. a large group of black women in a (2005)? nissan sentra fal to yield and hit a 2002 chevy cavalier. no real damage but small dent and rough paint, the guy pulls over, and when the lasy sees this (in the sentra) she takes off.. the guy is sitting there confused at why they didnt stop...so i play police officer and chase them down (hard in a near stock ek hatch) get their tag, politrly smile at them, and return to the gas station to give info. the guy greatly appreciates it. i fill a statement for the officer and am on my merry way.

CLIFF NOTES

LADY HITS A CAR
LADY LEAVES SCENE
I CHASE SAID CAR DOWN
RETRIEVE TAG NUMBER
GIVE TO GENTLEMAN AND COPS

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GENTLEMEN

gentlemEn or gentlemAn? Later, QD.

[civic95]

Good job man. Most people would of just kept on going.:goodjob:


+1

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I forgot to add what Lamar said. Except I would have done the same thing, lolol. Later, QD.

[Halfwit]

I forgot to add what Lamar said. Except I would have done the same thing, lolol. Later, QD.
SORRY gentleman (edited) i hate to see things like that. by the time the officer arrived he had an address and confirmed that the plate i retrieved was to a 2004 nissan sentra and that he was going to their house after he left. score!!

surprise ftw!

[AudiGirlTT]

Good Job! non confrontational yet you got what you needed :)

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I forgot to add what Lamar said. Except I would have done the same thing, lolol. Later, QD.


Lol...At ur avatar...That old huh?

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Yes ma'am. Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

you a gah damn snitch

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Start calling him Quarter. Split between Halfwit and 50 cent. Later, QD.

[Elbow]

you just wanted to drive fast...jk good work!

[B16a2 Civic]

damn quater, i swear if i seen a lil emo kid try to play police man itw oudl instantly turn into
" world's wildest police video's"

[Halfwit]

damn quater, i swear if i seen a lil emo kid try to play police man itw oudl instantly turn into
" world's wildest police video's"
it was insane.

[B16a2 Civic]

i believe so

[Halfwit]

you a gah damn snitch
is that mod bashing?

[B16a2 Civic]

no, its truth telling

[4dmin]

i guess the guy who got hit was cute and you were trying to impress? did he give you a reach around after all that work?

[B16a2 Civic]

i guess the guy who got hit was cute and you were trying to impress? did he give you a reach around after all that work?


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah

[The Yousef]

i guess the guy who got hit was cute and you were trying to impress? did he give you a reach around after all that work?

no pauline...this is halfwit we're talking about....he gave him some ole fashioned georgia dome....

[Halfwit]

i guess the guy who got hit was cute and you were trying to impress? did he give you a reach around after all that work?
actually he worked at game stop and i was trna get a free xbox game or somethin. cop was smiling at me though.

[Halfwit]

no pauline...this is halfwit we're talking about....he gave him some ole fashioned georgia dome....
u see b16s sig? dont be next.

[B16a2 Civic]

u see b16s sig? dont be next.


oh snapporz

[4dmin]

actually he worked at game stop and i was trna get a free xbox game or somethin. cop was smiling at me though.

i bet he was....

http://simonperry.org/images/SF_chokearrest_sm.jpg

^ i'm gonna rape this bitch!!! :police:

[Halfwit]

i bet he was....

http://simonperry.org/images/SF_chokearrest_sm.jpg

^ i'm gonna rape this bitch!!! :police:
lol he had kinda a mohawk thing too.....it was weird.. and when he got back in the car he put his flashlight betweent his legs all suggestive like...

[B16a2 Civic]

man, wtf

[Halfwit]

man, wtf
i know right? wtf?

[4dmin]

lol he had kinda a mohawk thing too.....it was weird.. and when he got back in the car he put his flashlight betweent his legs all suggestive like...

ummm :thinking: why were you watching the cop or his legs?

[B16a2 Civic]

ummm :thinking: why were you watching the cop or his legs?


good question

[4dmin]

good question

halfwit is emo cum guzzling fruitcake :gay:

[B16a2 Civic]

halfwit is emo cum guzzling fruitcake :gay:

i believe so

[Halfwit]

i believe so
lol nah i noticed it when he put it there.. i wasnt taking time out of my day to look at jis crotch..

[Halfwit]

so i guess im pretty much a hero.

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL

[Halfwit]

o rly?