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The Yousef
07-09-2006, 02:24 PM
so we're coming back to the hotel yesterday...we're on the off ramp when DP decides to overcook the bloody corner and spin out into a muddy ditch!!!

but don't worry we're okay and we got the insurance on the rental...

case in point on how DP is a hypocrite and i'm a better driver then him
:lmfao:

but also we got another 6 hours back to Atlanta...so DP will try to kill us again...

if i die....i donate the Prelude to IA...
Crazy Asian
07-09-2006, 02:28 PM
Give it to me so I can salvage the parts.
BTLFED
07-09-2006, 02:31 PM
LAME
The Yousef
07-09-2006, 02:32 PM
LAME

chris....i'll cut you with a rusty spoon.....
Brett
07-09-2006, 02:34 PM
He do any damage to the car? lol
BTLFED
07-09-2006, 02:36 PM
chris....i'll cut you with a rusty spoon.....

You two are making threads like you two are having a lovers quarrel.

And as far as the spoon, you better hope it kills me.
Crazy Asian
07-09-2006, 02:38 PM
Yousef dont need a spoon. All needs is a timed bomb strapped to his chest loaded with nails and bolts. Then thats how he would kill you. I mean a brown dude trying to kill you. Ahahhahaha the most he'll do to you is knick you and then runaway
The Yousef
07-09-2006, 02:40 PM
He do any damage to the car? lol
...negative

atleast none that is visible...lol

You two are making threads like you two are having a lovers quarrel

don't be hatin'

:lmao:
BufordŽ
07-09-2006, 02:59 PM
Where are yous guys?
The Yousef
07-09-2006, 03:01 PM
Where are yous guys?

on 75N about 300 miles out...heading back to Atlanta
The Golden Child
07-09-2006, 03:15 PM
another 4 hours and youll be safe ..
The Ninja
07-09-2006, 05:28 PM
ok....donate the lude to me...and i uh.....just donate it to me
b@d @pple
07-09-2006, 08:50 PM
chris....i'll cut you with a rusty spoon.....

get some new material you fuckin dune coon
Brady
07-09-2006, 09:32 PM
damn DP...learn to drive. :D
BlkCD5
07-10-2006, 01:27 AM
Damn, so who is really the better driver??? :confused:
fawk_you
07-10-2006, 01:38 AM
so since the car is pulling to the right real bad.... that means no damage right? LOL
ShooterMcGavin
07-10-2006, 09:28 AM
get some new material you fuckin dune coon

:lmfao: +1 :smileowne
Mike Lowrey
07-10-2006, 11:12 AM
so we're coming back to the hotel yesterday...we're on the off ramp when DP decides to overcook the bloody corner and spin out into a muddy ditch!!!

but don't worry we're okay and we got the insurance on the rental...

case in point on how DP is a hypocrite and i'm a better driver then him
:lmfao:

but also we got another 6 hours back to Atlanta...so DP will try to kill us again...

if i die....i donate the Prelude to IA...


Did he have a retarded look on his face while he was spinning?..... :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: just curious..... :lmfao:
The Yousef
07-10-2006, 02:22 PM
Did he have a retarded look on his face while he was spinning?..... :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: just curious..... :lmfao:
i wasn't really looking at his face while we were spinning...more like thanking God on how Honda knows how to make a proper suspension and that i'm not handicapped and think i'm Michael Schumacher of deaf people.... :lmao:
The Yousef
08-20-2006, 08:17 PM
...in light of last nights events (and my dark sense of humor)


^BUMP^
BTLFED
08-20-2006, 08:18 PM
...in light of last nights events (and my dark sense of humor)


^BUMP^

You are such an instigator. :slap:
The Yousef
08-20-2006, 08:18 PM
You are such an instigator. :slap:

who?

me?



nnnoooo......


:lmfao: :lmao:
BTLFED
08-20-2006, 08:21 PM
who?

me?



nnnoooo......


:lmfao: :lmao:

Well you are a terrorist so they kinda go hand in hand.
The Yousef
08-20-2006, 08:23 PM
Well you are a terrorist so they kinda go hand in hand.

....that's lovely
Deaf Pimp
08-20-2006, 08:23 PM
Shit tires... thats all I will say.
quickdodgeŽ
08-20-2006, 08:23 PM
Posts like these are the reason why we need a goodamn THREAD APPROVAL system here on IA. Later, QD.
The Yousef
08-20-2006, 08:24 PM
Shit tires... thats all I will say.

....rrrriiiiggghhhhtttt
Deaf Pimp
08-20-2006, 08:25 PM
....rrrriiiiggghhhhtttt

If you hadn't been screaming and hollering like a little girl because you wanted to sleep in the same bed as Lea anne, then maybe I would've been ok. So the truth ensues....
quickdodgeŽ
08-20-2006, 08:28 PM
you wanted to sleep in the same bed as Lea anne,..

You mean someone wanted to? Later, QD.
The Yousef
08-20-2006, 08:29 PM
If you hadn't been screaming and hollering like a little girl because you wanted to sleep in the same bed as Lea anne, then maybe I would've been ok. So the truth ensues....

BULLSHIT!!!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT OUT TO BUY HER SOME ALCOHOL TO GET HER IN THE MOOD!!!!!!
quickdodgeŽ
08-20-2006, 08:30 PM
Now you guys are just gettting plain sick in here. Later, QD.
Deaf Pimp
08-20-2006, 08:30 PM
BULLSHIT!!!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT OUT TO BUY HER SOME ALCOHOL TO GET HER IN THE MOOD!!!!!!

The alcohol was for you, but since you bitched out and cried a river about your Allah thingie... I gave it to Lea Anne.
BTLFED
08-20-2006, 08:32 PM
This thread just got real odd. :ninja:
The Yousef
08-20-2006, 08:32 PM
The alcohol was for you, but since you bitched out and cried a river about your Allah thingie... I gave it to Lea Anne.

http://my.opera.com/nosajman/homes/files/bullshit.jpg


you knew prior to that i didnt drink....

the truth shall sent you free....(or atleast make you hear better)

:lmfao:
The Golden Child
08-20-2006, 08:34 PM
gross !!!
quickdodgeŽ
08-20-2006, 08:35 PM
Yeah, all this talk about a man getting another man in the mood. Later, QD.
boosted1jz
08-20-2006, 08:37 PM
...........
GsrTurbo320
08-20-2006, 08:40 PM
HARAMCORE!
The Yousef
08-20-2006, 08:42 PM
HARAMCORE!

:lmfao: