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fawk_you
07-06-2006, 03:30 AM
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be annerexic.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm ON A DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a small cock.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm hott, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every boy I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm SPANISH, so I MUST be stupid



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Wurm
07-06-2006, 03:33 AM
too early

fawk_you
07-06-2006, 03:36 AM
agreed.

RandomGuy
07-06-2006, 03:46 AM
how can u spell stereotypes wrong in a repost LOLOL

fawk_you
07-06-2006, 03:47 AM
im tired.

Stormhammer
07-06-2006, 03:47 AM
so true, so true

Miranda
07-06-2006, 04:15 AM
OMG, that is way too much to read right now. I got three lines into it and my eyes started crossing.

TheSnail
07-06-2006, 04:44 AM
http://www.mikesgeneralstore.com/photos6/pcd7.JPG

{X}Echo419
07-06-2006, 07:48 AM
agreed.
X2

Halfwit
07-06-2006, 07:51 AM
i post dumb shit, so i must be dumb as shit.


hows that one?

jk.

Elbow
07-06-2006, 07:52 AM
LMFAO OMG


http://www.mikesgeneralstore.com/photos6/pcd7.JPG

ShooterMcGavin
07-06-2006, 08:00 AM
wait a minute, so i'm not smart? :thinking: :D

Nopaintsls
07-06-2006, 08:10 AM
DAMN.... thats too much to read.. :)

Ms Dollar
07-06-2006, 08:28 AM
I thought that Italians were known for having big dicks not small ones...

TRINI4LIFE
07-06-2006, 08:30 AM
Good stuff :goodjob:

5thgcelica
07-06-2006, 09:27 AM
http://www.mikesgeneralstore.com/photos6/pcd7.JPG

now that... is wrong... lol.

.....
07-06-2006, 12:45 PM
"I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut."

that is not a stereo type....that shit is mostly true

xaznstylegrlx
07-06-2006, 01:49 PM
im an asian girl, so I must be short :D

fawk_you
07-06-2006, 02:03 PM
hehe I didnt write it so yea.

thinkfast®
07-06-2006, 03:10 PM
http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/6241/errormessage9sd.png

SixSquared
07-06-2006, 04:00 PM
... Well I don't have a tape... but I have hours of mpegs....

BTEC
07-06-2006, 04:05 PM
Sterotypes....

I GOT A CLARION RIGHT NOW. I USED TO HAVE A PIONEER. THANKS FOR ASKING

SixSquared
07-06-2006, 04:08 PM
My thing is that if not for people who fit the stereotypes, we wouldn't have the stereotype to begin with, now would we?

BTEC
07-06-2006, 04:09 PM
My thing is that if not for people who fit the stereotypes, we wouldn't have the stereotype to begin with, now would we?
YEAH BUT IT STILL SUCK FOR PPL TO ASSUME U ARE A CERTAIN WAY JUST BC OF THE TYPE OF STEREO U HAVE.

SixSquared
07-06-2006, 04:15 PM
I've got a Pioneer Premier... does that make me an elitist?

BTEC
07-06-2006, 04:20 PM
I've got a Pioneer Premier... does that make me an elitist?
NO, THAT MAKES U A BANDWAGONEER. ER-BODY AND THEIR GRANDMA GOT PIONEER CD PLAYERS.

SixSquared
07-06-2006, 04:23 PM
But does er-body got the pioneer PREMIER?

BTEC
07-06-2006, 04:27 PM
But does er-body got the pioneer PREMIER?
AHHH, GOOD POINT. LOL!!!

BUT SERIOUSLY. IT SUCK WHEN I GO INTO A STORE TOO GET SOME IDEAS ON WHAT KINDA FURNITURE I WANT TO BUY PPL ASSUME IM BROKE BC IM BLACK AND I GOT BAGGY CLOTHES ON. THE REASON I SAY THEY ASSUME IM BROKE IS BC THEY WRK OFF COMMISSION AND NOONE COMES TO SEE IF I NEED HELP WITH NE THING. RANDOM EXAMPLE FROM YEARS AGO BUT U GET MY POINT.

BTEC
07-06-2006, 04:28 PM
OH YEAH AND SNAIL, I DNT LIEK WATERMELON. ITS TOO MESSY AND JUST NOT SOMETHING I CARE TO EAT. NOW KIWI, HONEY DEW, CANTELOPE (SP), DIFFERENT STORY. DAMN RACIST!!

1439/2000
07-06-2006, 04:29 PM
TheSnail for th3 win.