Pick-up lines that work!!!

[.:Zero:.]

Scream in her ear that you have a boner, then punch her in the jaw. I always get laid with this one... Wheather she likes it or not.

[ahmonrah]

Scream in her ear that you have a boner, then punch her in the jaw. I always get laid with this one... Wheather she likes it or not

~sirens wailing outside....helicopter rotors beating, large spotlight showing in B.P.U'S window~
"you better get the hell on man! fox5's gonna love this tomorrow!"

~hangs up phone, expecting check from crimestoppers for 50k in 2 weeks~

[.:Zero:.]

That's how you pick up chicks?! Naw, man you'll never get laid like that. Women love voilence, it makes them feel safe.

[ahmonrah]

dude, you said it, not me. i dont need violence and caveman tactics to get a woman, but i'll use them to protect one that's cool with me.

[Stormhammer]

unga unga

[.:Zero:.]

unga unga
If you say that, then hump her leg, that just might work.

[ahmonrah]

lol!

[.:Zero:.]

Do women like it when you poke 'em with a stick?

[ahmonrah]

i heard that they like it when you gt cool with them, then sneak into their house and just take it......nevermind the ass trumpet that told me that worked at bp across from JUSTINS and is now in prison getting POKED with MEATSTICKS. i was too smart to take his advice anyway, it's not my stilo.....

[.:Zero:.]

That guy's my dad.

[ahmonrah]

ahh.....so i guess it's true. turds dont fall far from the asshole.....thank your dad for your existance.. :lmfao: late nites bring in the most interesting people.

[collins]

ahh.....so i guess it's true. turds dont fall far from the asshole.....thank your dad for your existance.. :lmfao: late nites bring in the most interesting people.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[SixSquared]

I only need one line, and it works everytime....

"So... you've never been with a girl before?"

[collins]

SO NOT FAIR!!!! lol i WILL not tolerate your affairs with lil j!!! i do believe i'd just cry if you turned her gay!:(







:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
just joshin with ya

[TeeJay]

i just do the stare and drive on them...works every time!!

[SixSquared]

SO NOT FAIR!!!! lol i WILL not tolerate your affairs with lil j!!! i do believe i'd just cry if you turned her gay!:(







:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
just joshin with ya

lol well I haven't even been tryin for J... but if you want me to....... ;)

[.:Zero:.]

Wow, I must have been really fucked up last night to start this thread... I can't believe you people actually responded. lol

[Crazy Asian]

I blow kisses and I get punched. WTF?!

[nightracer]

i heard you can't fuck.... then she says who told you that? then I say thats the word on the street and them niggas listen to me. then she invites me inside of her. works everytime :goodjob:

[BLk92DA]

Scream in her ear that you have a boner, then punch her in the jaw. I always get laid with this one... Wheather she likes it or not.


hmm...imma try that at the club tonight. i'll post updates when i return :goodjob:

[TheSnail]

I just wait till about 3-4am when they are too drunk to drive, slip something in their last drink and take them back to my house. Then when they wake up, they are laying on a street in my neighborhood confused. Dont realy have to say much, just have to have your ratio of powder right. The fat ones take about a gram to knock out while the skinny ones take around 1/2 a gram.

[On_Her_Face]

i just do the stare and drive on them...works every time!!
lirl!!! +1

[.:Zero:.]

i heard you can't fuck.... then she says who told you that? then I say thats the word on the street and them niggas listen to me. then she invites me inside of her. works everytime :goodjob:
lol! I read this 5 times and I still don't understand what the hell you said.

[BRIAN]

^^ Yeah, you got that from me though.

[Mr_Mischif]

I only need one line, and it works everytime....

"So... you've never been with a girl before?"

No, but there's a first time for everything!:goodjob:

FOR THE RECORD: I am not gay, just young.

[babygurl]

SO NOT FAIR!!!! lol i WILL not tolerate your affairs with lil j!!! i do believe i'd just cry if you turned her gay!:(







:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
just joshin with ya


she isnt joking with you tho! ;) and btw I get her weds all to myself ;) Dont wait up!

[Senko]

you have to softly whisper in their ear "I just came in my shorts from staring at your lovely tatas" always gets ya laid :)

[TeeJay]

say..

are those space pants youre wearing?? cause your ass is out of this world.

did it hurt?? girl:"what?" when you fell from heaven.

do you have a mirror on your pants?? girl:"no, why?" cause i can see myself in them.

[DnBmama05]

i'm not going to a club or show any of you guys are at :eek:

[ahmonrah]

i'm not going to a club or show any of you guys are at :eek:yeah you will!!!

[ahmonrah]

Wow, I must have been really fucked up last night to start this thread... I can't believe you people actually responded. lolyeah, you must've been...but the shit was funny as helll!!

[JoeCoolinATL]

whats usually worked for me,
hey wanna go makeout?

[TeeJay]

make out?? what is this, 10th grade??

[3kgtdrvr]

hey thomas, i think im gonna go use ur advice hte next time we meet up with those chicks lol

[JoeCoolinATL]

make out?? what is this, 10th grade??


haha its great.
they find it hilarious
and then bam
spend the night.

and 10th grade?
haha maybe a decade ago well hell longer than that i suppose
damn
im old

[SE-Romeo]

make out?? what is this, 10th grade??

hahah trust me it actually works very well

[.:Zero:.]

hey thomas, i think im gonna go use ur advice hte next time we meet up with those chicks lol
lol, alright. But I think you would be better off if you melt a chocolate bar and stuff it in your back pocket. Then, when you see her, reach into your pocket and shove a handful of the melted chocolate into your mouth. Then wipe it all over your shirt. She'll be so attracted to you. Especially if you try to kiss her right after.