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HvyArms
07-01-2006, 03:10 AM
some buuuuuullshit.

I just got in from seeing that garbage, my goodness. why the fuck were they trying to pass superman off as -baah nevermind-

man, f this, I'm about to go get my money back. see y'all tomorrow!

Stormhammer
07-01-2006, 03:16 AM
yea i heard that he stands for " truth, justice, and that other stuff " instead of " truth, justice, and the american way!"

chuck
07-02-2006, 08:22 PM
yeah, it was a 2 1/2 hour long movie to no where...i normally like those types of movies but i found myself wanting to just fall asleep

HyPer50
07-02-2006, 08:23 PM
The original Superman is gay, and so is the new one... no big suprise there lol.

Ran
07-03-2006, 12:35 PM
yea i heard that he stands for " truth, justice, and that other stuff " instead of " truth, justice, and the american way!"Yea, because the "American Way" would be rascist and saying that we're better than everyone else. Let's change Captain America to Captain Justice while we're at it. :jerkit:

B16a2 Civic
07-03-2006, 12:36 PM
moved to movies section

AtifSajid
07-03-2006, 12:51 PM
it was straight.

HvyArms
07-03-2006, 01:50 PM
Whats crazy is that, not only is superman gay as hell, but they're tryna pass him off as jesus in the movie. maybe I'm bugging, but look

1. the man calls himself a savior
2. the dude has a son with Lois, but they don't say much about how it happened and there's no retrospective love scene.
3. he tells his son, like his father told him, you and I are one. I am you and you are me...isn't that some holy trinity line? whatever
4. Dude gets stabbed in the side like jesus was, then he carries this huge thing of Kryptonite up into space (like jesus carried the cross), Then he spread his arms out looking like jesus on the cross and falls back to earth.
5. Nurse comes to visit his hospital bed a day later, and he's gone (seems a lot like when Jesus left his tomb vacant, then rose on the 3rd day)
6. Lois asks Gayman in the end, if she'll see him again of some crap, and dude says "I'm always around" or something, and flys up in the air and vanishes. WITF??

Okay, maybe Im buggin, but until someone tells me I am...I dont think I am lol. The movie was just really weird to me, maybe it's cuz I study poli sci and I'm a deep thinker. I dunno.

Red
07-03-2006, 04:59 PM
Okay well I saw it and I thought it was great. The graphics were good, the actors were good. I just liked it.

The Yousef
07-03-2006, 05:07 PM
this is why Batman is the shit....

The Ninja
07-03-2006, 05:12 PM
batman is the shit...he just needs to be black.

and on some random tip: i think ICE and big jewelry for black people started with Green Lantern (the black one) i mean....the guy has the ultimate bling.

i8kredlinei
07-03-2006, 05:16 PM
the movie was horrible........but the graphics was tight...i rather watch the original ones

HvyArms
07-03-2006, 05:17 PM
batman is the shit...he just needs to be black.

and on some random tip: i think ICE and big jewelry for black people started with Green Lantern (the black one) i mean....the guy has the ultimate bling.


I agree with you both, Batman is sick. I need his ride though. I'd love to pull up in the Varsity parking lot one Thursday in that last Batmobile. I'd be like "ohh so you got 280whp? really? well I got this button right here and when I press it *BLAOW* your car goes bye bye"

The Ninja
07-03-2006, 05:24 PM
^^ AHAHHAAHA OMFG...that fuckin tank/mobile shit was crazy...I'd run over every fuckin ricer the bat way..

*engages stealth mode and follows ricer until they hit stoplight, pulls up infront of them*

*disengages stealth mode*

*gives'em the finger and introduces them to my newly installed BAT-tires*

Ran
07-03-2006, 05:44 PM
batman is the shit...he just needs to be black.Ain't gonna happen. Batman has money.

The Ninja
07-03-2006, 10:04 PM
cuz he's a hustla....he's really black on hte inside.

Protocol
07-10-2006, 05:22 PM
Kevin Spacey rocked though. If there is a man I love, it's going to be Kevin Spacey... well and my dad... but I would love Kevin Spacey differently.

Yeah... whatever.

StupidBikerBoy
07-11-2006, 11:08 AM
LOL


I thought the movie rocked.