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Deaf Pimp
06-30-2006, 02:13 AM
They are so confusing... say one thing and mean another. :rant:
bigdare23
06-30-2006, 02:14 AM
I agree 100%, but you cant live without them, so you got to suck it up.
never_finished
06-30-2006, 02:16 AM
They are so confusing... say one thing and mean another. :rant:


no kidding....they are confusing...ALL of them are.
Miranda
06-30-2006, 02:32 AM
*sticks head out of a snickers bar* You ok panda bear?
Brett
06-30-2006, 06:55 AM
It doesnt get better when you marry them either Pat, Just so ya know, It you have no hope to understand them as a species. :D
Nemesis
06-30-2006, 06:56 AM
What happened dude
slowrolla97
06-30-2006, 06:58 AM
I hate that shit.. Like when i ask my girlfriend if she wants something and she is like well no i dont think s. i need to watch my weight with what i eat and stuff. and then gets all pissy after i didn't get it. LIKE WTF!!!! she says you have to read in between the lines..Then i always say draw me some lines bitch and start writing..lol that always pisses her off.
BTEC
06-30-2006, 07:14 AM
FAMOUS WORDS: "WELL U KNOW WHAT I MEAN/MEANT."

Y DO I HAVE TO UNSCRAMBLE WHAT U SAY FOR IT TO MAKE SENSE? DO U SPEAK ENGLISH?
slowrolla97
06-30-2006, 07:15 AM
FAMOUS WORDS: "WELL U KNOW WHAT I MEAN/MEANT."

Y DO I HAVE TO UNSCRAMBLE WHAT U SAY FOR IT TO MAKE SENSE? DO U SPEAK ENGLISH?
LOL that made me laugh....sooo true
babygurl
06-30-2006, 07:33 AM
its not our fault you cant speak female!!!!
BTEC
06-30-2006, 07:35 AM
its not our fault you cant speak female!!!!
FUNNY, REAL FUKIN FUNNY.
Leisa
06-30-2006, 07:49 AM
It doesnt get better when you marry them either Pat, Just so ya know, It you have no hope to understand them as a species. :D


WTF????? :eek: :eek: :eek:
babygurl
06-30-2006, 07:52 AM
FUNNY, REAL FUKIN FUNNY.


what the hell you gonna do about it!
ahmonrah
06-30-2006, 07:58 AM
FUNNY, REAL FUKIN FUNNY.now your response, :lmfao:

and brett, in light of you other halfs response:

WTF?????:eek: :eek: :eek: get ready for the doghouse!!!:lmfao:
ahmonrah
06-30-2006, 08:00 AM
and the language of woman....hard to understand. though i still try, but i make iteasy for them to understand the language of man.
me:hi babe.
her:hey
me:your looking good today:
her: thank you!
me: take off your clothes....
5thgcelica
06-30-2006, 08:15 AM
damn aint that the truth.
drives me crazy. i hate when they are all up set, andyou can tell, and you ask them. 50 freaking times..whats wrong. 'nothing" so then an hour later....'yea, somethings bothering me' why couldnt we have disscused this whne i was asking you whats up.
Halfwit
06-30-2006, 08:23 AM
did some girl tell u to "put it in" and u thought it meant something but she meant put her cell phone in her purse???

happend to me once.
LiL PaKi
06-30-2006, 08:24 AM
did some girl tell u to "put it in" and u thought it meant something but she meant put her cell phone in her purse???

happend to me once.

WTF LoLz
babygurl
06-30-2006, 08:25 AM
did some girl tell u to "put it in" and u thought it meant something but she meant put her cell phone in her purse???

happend to me once.


just sounds liek you are a perv!!!!!!!!!!
Halfwit
06-30-2006, 08:26 AM
WTF LoLz
lirl
Deaf Pimp
06-30-2006, 08:54 AM
did some girl tell u to "put it in" and u thought it meant something but she meant put her cell phone in her purse???

happend to me once.

Not quite! :lmfao:
boosted1jz
06-30-2006, 09:37 AM
just remember pat.....


every bitch is crazy...... its the level of crazyness that you gotta watch out for.....


i think we need to start MASH up on this board.....
The Golden Child
06-30-2006, 09:38 AM
throw rocks at them ..
Deaf Pimp
06-30-2006, 10:03 AM
just remember pat.....


every bitch is crazy...... its the level of crazyness that you gotta watch out for.....


i think we need to start MASH up on this board.....

Yea man... I know this... fuckin sucks!
collins
06-30-2006, 10:08 AM
luckily my hoochie straight up says what she means. GOD i love it! less confusion, less stress, its awesome!
BTLFED
06-30-2006, 11:03 AM
just remember pat.....


every bitch is crazy...... its the level of crazyness that you gotta watch out for.....


i think we need to start MASH up on this board.....

MASH has already been started on this board. Where the hell have you been?
BTLFED
06-30-2006, 11:04 AM
luckily my hoochie straight up says what she means. GOD i love it! less confusion, less stress, its awesome!

**runs for BS Flag**
Kathryn
06-30-2006, 11:35 AM
They are so confusing... say one thing and mean another. :rant:


Now what fun would it be if you knew everything?
boosted1jz
06-30-2006, 01:03 PM
MASH has already been started on this board. Where the hell have you been?


well fukin summma biatch!!!!!
BTLFED
06-30-2006, 04:22 PM
well fukin summma biatch!!!!!

Catch the net, live in the now!
itsjustdee
06-30-2006, 04:27 PM
WTF????? :eek: :eek: :eek:

LOL get on that ass leisa!
Deaf Pimp
06-30-2006, 04:48 PM
Now what fun would it be if you knew everything?

You strive on instigating guys and messing with their heads! I know this!
BTLFED
06-30-2006, 06:30 PM
You strive on instigating guys and messing with their heads! I know this!

:eek: :eek:
The Yousef
06-30-2006, 06:31 PM
You strive on instigating guys and messing with their heads! I know this!

~grabs popcorns~
ahmonrah
06-30-2006, 11:01 PM
her: ''honey, come to bed." trans. i'm horny.
him:
(thinks to himself, let's see, i'm grown, modern marvels is on, and i'm not sleepy) "not tired babe."

~fast forward to dawn~

him: (convo with self, "man i'm harder than a roll of silver dollars!!")
~HE rolls over, slides between her cheeks~

her: "SIGH..WE HAVE TO GO TO WORK"
~her, rolls away from him, with attitude~

he: "why you upset?" trans. we got time, let's fuck! stop trippin!

her: "you knew what i meant when i said 'come to bed' last night."

he: "i wasnt tired" (blank look)~damn, wtf didnt she just say she was horny~