So its my mom's Bday tomorow

[RandomGuy]

what should i get her? I have no clue as it sits.

Flowers = done before
Chocolates = Stupid
Spa Trip= sent her there on mothers day

No idea?

[Hulud]

taht fuckin nasty lemon party picture as an 8x11

[RandomGuy]

nah seriously.... i know half of the responses are going to be perverted shit like "strawberry cheescake and dildo" but i need some serious input pplz

[2.0civic]

electric moustache trimmer??

[Hulud]

anal beads

[The Golden Child]

get her a male stripper ..

[2.0civic]

giftcard to starship

[fawk_you]

what are her hobbies, or her intrests? That would be a start to an idea...

[JITB]

i can be a gift... hows your mom look?, id do her for a small fee(gas money).

[BABY J]

I'd do her for $400. $500 if you want me to pretend to like it.

[Crazy Asian]

Um just a small lil jewelry does the trick. Bracelet or the number on thing I recommend is a brooch or a simple necklace. Moms always appreciate that

[BABY J]

Get a card that says "Old bitch! Can I have your stuff when you die?" That's what I got for my mom.

[Dirty Octopus™]

Take her to get her nails done.

[RandomGuy]

fags

[Crazy Asian]

^^Hey look at my post. Im not a fag. HAHAHAHAH

[2.0civic]

yo man, seriously the nail thing is a good idea. i know you said you already did the spa thing, but get her a package thing at chateau elan. If it wasnt such short notice, i could get you a hook up up there for spa treatment and shit like 30% off

[Senko]

best thing you can do, take her to a really nice restraunt, and hand her a small necklace box that has nothing in it but a small note that says "I love you mom" in it.

[JITB]

if she doesnt like u, you could always kill yourself....lol aight im done

[2.0civic]

best thing you can do, take her to a really nice restraunt, and hand her a small necklace box that has nothing in it but a small note that says "I love you mom" in it.

thats cheap as hell!! lol, go to mayors or zales and get nothing but a $2 box and a note. she'll get it and be like how thoughtful!! then when she opens it, she gets pissed off and lays your ass out for being a cheapass...lol, j/p homie but if you do the nail thing, the one across from bass pro is pretty good from what some female friends tell me.

[~The_Duke~]

Go get her some nice perfume...

[Senko]

I am a cheapass lol

[2.0civic]

I am a cheapass lol

lol, couldnt tell...

[Senko]

when ya broke ya broke man LOL, obviously this fool isnt broke, but not sure if hes bawlin

[NzProjeKt]

you could always kill yourself....
c/s

[RandomGuy]

c/s
wtf lol havent talked or seen you in like a month or two... and this !!?

why the hate?

[NzProjeKt]

why the hate?
Im not hating. I honestly think your mother would like that as a gift.

[LiL PaKi]

Im not hating. I honestly think your mother would like that as a gift.

are you who i think u are?

[RandomGuy]

Im not hating. I honestly think your mother would like that as a gift.
pshh r u thinkin 'bout me or you?

[NzProjeKt]

My bad I got your mother and grandmother mixed up. But you should consider yourself blessed that my first post since June 5th is even in this thread about how you lack creativity.

Nah but get your mother a pinata. Now thats original.

http://www.party-in-style.co.uk/acatalog/pinata.jpg

Not to mention you get to eat the candy for weeks.

[Miranda]

Take her out to dinner and a movie. Do something very simple that shows her company is special to you.

[The Golden Child]

so did you get her a male stripper or what mang ??

[ECMgarrett]

i already did her twice today, gave her my birthday present

[aaronfelipe]

I can give you the hookup on flowers.

[The Golden Child]

so how did it taste ??

[ECMgarrett]

was ok, shes clean

[RandomGuy]

My bad I got your mother and grandmother mixed up. But you should consider yourself blessed that my first post since June 5th is even in this thread about how you lack creativity.

Nah but get your mother a pinata. Now thats original.

http://www.party-in-style.co.uk/acatalog/pinata.jpg

Not to mention you get to eat the candy for weeks.
yeah my grandma would enjoy my passing heh :)

anyways just got home from fishing... my last post in that thread was made RIGHT before i left the house, home now, and we didnt catch a damn thing