Worlds Shortest Fairytale

[Brett]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.

[thinkfast®]

boo :hiss:

[Ran]

Original Version
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl to marry him.
The girl said "No" and the guy lived happily ever after.

Your version was editted to make the lesser sex feel better about being neglected. :doh:

[Brett]

I didnt write it Ricky, It was sent to me in an email so I thought maybe SOMEONE would find it funny, You DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[The Golden Child]

* throws rock *

[thinkfast®]

STFU Brett, STFU!! say another muh fuckin word, and this shit is over!! ooooooooh! say it again.. SAY IT AGAIN!!

[The Golden Child]

I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU !!!

[DieselNuts]

STFU Brett, STFU!! say another muh fuckin word, and this shit is over!! ooooooooh! say it again.. SAY IT AGAIN!!
Slow down Pinky!!!!