Brett
03-08-2005, 11:31 AM
Quickdodge just called and told me this joke:
10 PM News
Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said,"Do you think he'll jump?" Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied , "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde put her money the guy did a swan dive off of the buiulding, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money. Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money.
10 PM News
Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said,"Do you think he'll jump?" Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied , "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde put her money the guy did a swan dive off of the buiulding, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money. Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money.