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Brett
03-08-2005, 11:31 AM
Quickdodge just called and told me this joke:

10 PM News

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said,"Do you think he'll jump?" Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied , "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde put her money the guy did a swan dive off of the buiulding, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money. Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money.

kilpatty43
03-08-2005, 11:33 AM
haha...

Leisa
03-08-2005, 11:34 AM
oh my word! :confused:

Jaimecbr900
03-08-2005, 11:42 AM
I need that smiley with the guy slapping the desk..... :D

Scrappy
03-08-2005, 11:43 AM
why does it have to be a blonde?

Brett
03-08-2005, 11:43 AM
Cause I said so!! HA HA HA HA

kilpatty43
03-08-2005, 11:50 AM
good thing im not a blonde anymore...although i still ahve my blonde moments

Jaimecbr900
03-08-2005, 02:13 PM
I need that smiley with the guy slapping the desk..... :D

AAAHHHAAA, it's back.....


:lmfao:

Brett
03-08-2005, 02:29 PM
There ya go Jamie :p

quickdodgeŽ
03-08-2005, 04:25 PM
That is such an old joke.............................................. .........



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IT'S NOT A REPOST!

Funny as hell, though. I was just thinking of that joke a couple of days ago. Later, QD.

Brett
03-08-2005, 04:31 PM
Sure you were Mike, Next you will take credit for posting it to!! LOL

quickdodgeŽ
03-08-2005, 04:49 PM
^^^ I already did, Brett. Lolol. Later, QD.

Mike Lowrey
07-22-2008, 08:40 AM
Fuk U Bert!

Sammich
07-22-2008, 08:47 AM
hell naw lol

DJ Maestro
07-22-2008, 09:02 AM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Brett
07-22-2008, 09:03 AM
Fuk U Bert!

Damn son, Now I gotta ban you!! :lmfao:

Mike Lowrey
07-22-2008, 09:26 AM
Damn son, Now I gotta ban you!! :lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

redrumracer
07-22-2008, 11:07 AM
I was about to say that the father of time called and wanted his joke back, but then i remembered that your older than time itself :D

ShooterMcGavin
07-22-2008, 03:35 PM
Quickdodge just called and told me this joke:

wait, when you say he JUST CALLED, does that mean he just called you 10 yrs ago to share this joke or what?

Zeeb
07-22-2008, 03:44 PM
lol wtf. How are you old ass thread.

blackboi50
07-22-2008, 03:46 PM
:no:......only brett and mike!!!!!......*farts*......1

nreggie454
07-22-2008, 06:14 PM
wait, when you say he JUST CALLED, does that mean he just called you 10 yrs ago to share this joke or what?

Nope. Only three years ago, apparently.

chinitoxamor
07-22-2008, 09:58 PM
why does it have to be a blonde?

:lmfao: omg i fell off my chair