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JASONBALL
06-27-2006, 11:44 AM
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me."

So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."

babygurl
06-27-2006, 11:45 AM
A clever blond, a brunette and Santa Clause stand on top of a building and jump off. Which hits the ground first??








The brunette - the other two dont exist.

4dmin
06-27-2006, 11:47 AM
bahhhhhhhh nice +25 for you both

JASONBALL
06-27-2006, 11:47 AM
check other post I think there are better one there. lol

Mike Lowrey
06-27-2006, 11:55 AM
A clever blond, a brunette and Santa Clause stand on top of a building and jump off. Which hits the ground first??








The brunette - the other two dont exist.


Yeah, but can the blonde spell? :lmfao:

JASONBALL
06-27-2006, 11:57 AM
hahahaha good catch

JASONBALL
06-27-2006, 12:15 PM
Im out

babygurl
06-27-2006, 12:54 PM
Yeah, but can the blonde spell? :lmfao:


There are two different spellings of blonde!

BLOND
blond also blonde ( P ) Pronunciation Key (blnd)
adj. blond·er, blond·est
Having fair hair and skin and usually light eyes: blond Scandinavians.
Of a flaxen or golden color or of any light shade of auburn or pale yellowish brown: blond hair.
Light-colored through bleaching: blond furniture.

Blonde http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=blonde&db=*
BLOND http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=blond&db=*

thank you!

thinkfast®
06-27-2006, 12:55 PM
nigga I came in here thinkin it was a spanish joke

fuk outta heeeeeeea

Mike Lowrey
06-27-2006, 01:17 PM
There are two different spellings of blonde!

thank you!

Then stick with one! ;) :D

babygurl
06-27-2006, 02:32 PM
Then stick with one! ;) :D


Hell no...I am a women "WE ARE ALLOWED TO CHANGE OUR MINDS"

The Golden Child
06-27-2006, 02:36 PM
nigga I came in here thinkin it was a spanish joke

fuk outta heeeeeeea

LIRL !!!