Men Are Like... (sorry guys I had to)

[babygurl]

...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

...government bonds
they take so long to mature.

...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

[horsepower]

damn laura that hurt...lol

[SOHC MONSTER]

Damn thats cold :(

[Rabunchic]

Great find!

[bradpricebab]

lol those are good

[BTEC]

WHATEVER YO, WHATEVER.

[5thgcelica]

haters...

[JASONBALL]

no good no good.

[smiley723]

Very Nice Laura. Those are so true too!!

[LiL PaKi]

nice

[{X}Echo419]

women are like.....

the United Nations. because their only good for screwing people and they like to tell you what to do in your house. :doh:
:lmfao:

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol thats funny

[Mike Lowrey]

...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
Or when we want sex....



...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Unless were having sex. Then emotion is OK.



...government bonds
they take so long to mature.
You say that like its a bad thing... :D



...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
Sex!



...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Exactly, even when you are in a relationship...men still pay for sex one way or another..


...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
I like a women in high heels during sex...



...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
Hot for sex....



...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
And, that leads to ....well..



...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
I have something to shoot you with.... ;) ;)

[AE86 Dorifto]

Any girl who actually thinks like that is a big fat dyke.

[DieselNuts]

I thought this one was funny....even though im a guy....

Men are like parking spaces:

All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

[{X}Echo419]

LOLZ@ this thread!

[ahmonrah]

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

[babygurl]

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.


nice....but men are like cars you can only drive it for so long, sooner or later you have to trade it in!

[The Golden Child]

pretty funny ..

[bdydrpdmazda]

I see a thread like this for the ladies in the very near future once baby j gets word of this.

[IntegraXTR]

interesting

[Senko]

wow thats cold, but your forgot

we are also like dogs, all we pretty much do is eat, shit, and hump peoples legs.

[babygurl]

Men are like..... Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.