repost: racist jokes thread

[RandomGuy]

lets go...


what do you call a black scuba diver?

a sea monkey


blahhahahaha

next?

[2.0civic]

what do a apple and a nigger have in common??



Both look good hanging from a tree

[Stormhammer]

^^ lolol

[CSquared]

What did pappa smurf say to the black guy?

[2.0civic]

why dont niggers dream anymore??




Last one who did got shot

[Hulud]

why dont niggers dream anymore??




Last one who did got shot
thats fuckin wrong

[2.0civic]

thats fuckin wrong


lol, thats why its a joke. hell, im half black

[CSquared]

Does ANYONE know what pappa smurf said to the black guy?

[2.0civic]

Does ANYONE know what pappa smurf said to the black guy?Bitch IM the minority?? no i dunno what?

[Hulud]

no

[2.0civic]

holy fuck hulud!! your sig is awesome

[CSquared]

So i guess noone knows then?

[Hulud]

whats green and sits on my porch?






my nigger, i can paint him what ever color i want

[2.0civic]

how do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white women.......









throw them a basketball

[CSquared]

because i have no fucking clue.

[Hulud]

holy fuck hulud!! your sig is awesome
thanks

[Hulud]

how do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white women.......









throw them a basketball
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[2.0civic]

So i guess noone knows then?


nothing, smurfs are racist too

[2.0civic]

why are negores getting stronger??








TV's are getting heavier

[2.0civic]

off topic but

What do you call a bitch with two black eyes??


nothing you already told her twice

[Hulud]

ok enough of the black jokes, i have black people in my family tree

















they're still hangin there

[2.0civic]

ok enough of the black jokes, i have black people in my family tree

















they're still hangin there



LMAO:lmfao:

[2.0civic]

theres a dead nigger and a dead dog in the road. Whats the difference??




The dog has skid marks before it

[Hulud]

what are three things you cant give a nigger?


























a black eye, a fat lip and a job

[2.0civic]

dude!!! lol, holy fuck!! a crazy ass black dude came in asking me and my buddy if we were hiring and my buddy goes "no, weve already met our black qouta" LIRL, i bout pissed myself laughing so hard

[Hulud]

have amy of you heard of ku klux knievel?











he tried to jump 10 niggers with a steam roller.

[Hulud]

dude!!! lol, holy fuck!! a crazy ass black dude came in asking me and my buddy if we were hiring and my buddy goes "no, weve already met our black qouta" LIRL, i bout pissed myself laughing so hard
bwahahahahaha

[2.0civic]

have amy of you heard of ku klux knievel?











he tried to jump 10 niggers with a steam roller.


lol, blaktopping the road....



a nigger and a mexican are riding in a car..Whos driving??






The cop

[Hulud]

When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?



When her mustache is on fire!

[Hulud]

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?




You only have to teach them how to take off!

[2.0civic]

damn, we are the only ones posting in here.....everyones going to think were racist or something.....

[Hulud]

yea im looking for some good ones but i cnat find any

[2.0civic]

how do you starve a nigger??



put his foodstamps in his workboots

[Hulud]

damn.... lol


i was lookin for some white jokes but i couldnt find any :(

[2.0civic]

hell i pulled all mine outta my head...i got a LOT MORE!!!! lol BRB i gotta find a file that i saved from a certain aim room...

[TIGERJC]

Why are there only white emo's? Because the other races aren't stupid enough

[TIGERJC]

Why do Japaneese people have such squinty eyes ?

The flash !:camera:

[fawk_you]

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?











9 months. :)

[fawk_you]

What did the black kid get for christmas?






YOUR BIKE!

[fawk_you]

Why wont a shark eat a black person?




Cause they think its whale shit.



Im not racist by any means, I actually had a friend of mine who was black tell me these so yea. :D

[RandomGuy]

lol wtf... its a racist joke thread not a flame black ppl thread hahaha

[The Green Monster]

just a story more so lol



two black guys (Tyrone and Jamar just for referrence) were standing outside a store in the 60's...the store had a sign that siad become white...$1...well Tyrone had a $1.01 and Jamar had 99 cents...so Jamar says to Tyrone...go in, become white, then give me the left over penny so I can become white too...Tyrone says ok...goes inside and comes back out...Jamar exclaims holy shit you're white...give me the penny so I can be white too...Tyrone looks at him and says...



























FUCK YOU NIGGER...GET A JOB!



lmao...my friend told me that and I died laughing

[Hulud]

What's the flattest surface you ever ironed your jeans on?



A white girl's ass.

[Hulud]

Why was there a bucket of shit at a Paki's wedding?


To keep the flies from the bride.

[B16a2 Civic]

what do you call white racise ppl on IA





-Dead

[Hulud]

How do you get 5 Cubans in a barrel?



Tell them it floats.

[Hulud]

wat do u call white ppl in the ocean?



saltine crackers

[Hulud]

Why do white women have no-ass?


because they sat on there ass while the black people did all the work

[Hulud]

Why cant white men jump?




to busy making racist jokes

[Hulud]

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?



One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

[Hulud]

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




One, white men will screw anything.

[horsepower]

damn

[Master Shake]

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?











9 months. :)HA! i was gonna say that.
:goodjob:

[2.0civic]

just a story more so lol



two black guys (Tyrone and Jamar just for referrence) were standing outside a store in the 60's...the store had a sign that siad become white...$1...well Tyrone had a $1.01 and Jamar had 99 cents...so Jamar says to Tyrone...go in, become white, then give me the left over penny so I can become white too...Tyrone says ok...goes inside and comes back out...Jamar exclaims holy shit you're white...give me the penny so I can be white too...Tyrone looks at him and says...



























FUCK YOU NIGGER...GET A JOB!



lmao...my friend told me that and I died laughing


best one posted overall

[b@d @pple]

whats a nigger?


proof that skunks fuck monkeys

[b@d @pple]

what happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?


a gorilla shit on his face

[fawk_you]

A black guy and a mexican are in a car together... who is driving????????








THE COPS!
http://www.ncturnal.com/smiles/chase.gif

[2.0civic]

A black guy and a mexican are in a car together... who is driving????????








THE COPS!
http://www.ncturnal.com/smiles/chase.gif


repost!!!

[Flip]

A black guy and a mexican are in a car together... who is driving????????








THE COPS!
http://www.ncturnal.com/smiles/chase.gif

Hah, heard it before but it's always good :P

[Deaf Pimp]

Heard that one too, still a classic!

[fawk_you]

the little smiley isnt... :(

[2.0civic]

Hah, heard it before but it's always good :P


lol, i posted it on the 2nd page!!!

[Deaf Pimp]

the little smiley isnt... :(

:kiss:

[fawk_you]

BAH. night. lol

[CSquared]

Sometimes late at night i like to place my balls in a doorway and slam it closed as hard as i can. Usually takes them a few days to re-inflate.

[StupidBikerBoy]

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




One, white men will screw anything.

LMFAO!!

[RandomGuy]

what did the banana say to the orange?

-Shut up you fucking nigger

[Hektik]

This is an old one


There are three guys walkng around. One is a mexican one is a black guy and the last one is white and they find a genie lamp. They rub the lamp and genie comes out and grants each, one wish. So the mexican says "I wish all my mexican people were back in mexico living happy and carefree." *poof* done. Then the black guy says I" wish all my people were back in africa happy and carefree." *poof* done .Then the genie looks over at the white guy and asks what he wants and the white guys says "u mean to tell me that all the wetbacks and all the niggers are out of the U.S. Shit ill take a coke"

*Disclamer* Im not racist I have a color T.V.

[gijoe0720]

hell i pulled all mine outta my head...i got a LOT MORE!!!! lol BRB i gotta find a file that i saved from a certain aim room...


I remember that night.

What do you call a nigger on a bike?

A theif

[gijoe0720]

Whats long, black, and stinks?

The welfare line