you might be a ricer if.......

[never2loud]

You might be a Ricer if.................

- You have more vinyl on your car than mods

- your radio picks up xm satellite because of your spoiler

- you have a exhaust tip on your car that sounds louder than a straight pipe exhaust

- your body kit contains 6 different colors of primer

- you have more neon lights in your car than a strip club

- you have more paint on your dash then the whole car

- you have more gauges in your car than an airplane, and none of them work, then you might be a ricer.

-when you go to race you dump the clutch at 6000 to make your tires spin so it looks like you cant get traction

- i would say if you drive on "motegis" (but i dont have the balls to say that, i know to many kool people who do that, just cant afford good shit, but anyways that one was un spoken.)

- your performance shop is the Autozone parking lot
{ weve all been there,done that dont deny it }

- your subwoofer say they can handle 3000watts, but only push 150 rms you might be a ricer....

- wear an APC sticker with pride, you might be a ricer....

- you think doing donuts in parking lot that everyone is trying to have meet at is kool then you might be a ricer..... :rant:

- if your car has more emblems on it than vin numbers.. oh yeah :lmfao:

- if your car has more anime characters on it than a dragon ballz movie

ok enough said i out did myself, but also told on myself too i admit to a couple of these i aint gonna lie.

post up more if you got em.......................

[ratedEG]

U might be riced
If u buy a part from ebay and the title of the part is "Honda civic Type R Mugen Spoon oem jdm rear & front spoiler combo"

[RandomGuy]

U might be riced
If u buy a part from ebay and the title of the part is "Honda civic Type R Mugen Spoon oem jdm rear & front spoiler combo"
or if ur SN is RatedEG

[imbosile]

...if you dont have a 1337 twin turbo eclipse v6 :lmfao:

[never2loud]

just adde one if your car has more emblems than vin numbers you might be a ricer

[~The_Duke~]

You might be a ricer if you tail lights are more visiable during the day than at night...

[HvyArms]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
...if you dont have a 1337 twin turbo eclipse v6 :lmfao:

[never2loud]

which is the best

[h2chick]

if you buy a mustang because you don't feel man enough.

[~The_Duke~]

You might be a ricer if your paint job has more anime charaters than a Dragon Ball Z movie...(there is one driving around in gainesville)

[never2loud]

taht was a good one ill add it

[never2loud]

well i guess this didnt take over too well o well see ya later i thought it was funny i saw a nasty crappy looking civic today on 85 so thats what got me thinking of all this then the rest just came

[ratedEG]

or if ur SN is RatedEG
ouch that hurt. thanks for the rep

[never2loud]

i must have offfended alotof people because no one is replying, to this sorry

[~The_Duke~]

:lmao: I think it is funny...prolly just not alot of people interested right now...:D

[JKNOUSE]

hey hey i have one if u have a spoiler on a fwd car

[SLow_POke]

its a monday . ull get mroe replies formt he night crew most likely

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e261/klm2/mondayssuck.gif (http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e261/klm2/?)

[~The_Duke~]

its a monday . ull get mroe replies formt he night crew most likely

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Yup...I prolly wont go to sleep til like 3 lol

[~The_Duke~]

I got one...

You might be a ricer if your spoiler is worth more than your car :D

[never2loud]

that was good

[~The_Duke~]

I am just making these up myself BTW :D

You might be a ricer if you own 14 in spinners.

[SLow_POke]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g127/jplaya023/ricer002.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g127/jplaya023/WOW.jpg

[~The_Duke~]

Interesting...an ironing board...

[never2loud]

if you r car is sponsord by nike or no fear and have nike symbols and no fear on your rear window, and you spent more money on your tailights than your car

[~The_Duke~]

What about a Mustang horse that is as big as the entire back window...located on a camry...

[never2loud]

no even better a mustang with a big firebird on the hood beat that

[~The_Duke~]

I saw a Firebird with a spoiler mounted on top of the stock spoiler and the after market on was a dually...

[Mr_Mischif]

You might be a ricer if your muffler has FlavorSeal(TM)

[~The_Duke~]

You might be a ricer if you muffler looks like something that I would throw my sushi plate into...

[429bigblock]

lambo doors come to mind

[429bigblock]

18's on stock suspension always looks nice lol

[429bigblock]

have painted mudflaps

[429bigblock]

"ya i have intake and exhaust"

[429bigblock]

drive a honda..........ima get shit for that one

[429bigblock]

"ya i have intake and exhaust"

oo almost forgot my rims

[Bigd609]

you might be a ricer if you put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission;
you might be a ricer if you think the Del Sol is a sports car;
you might be a ricer if you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car;
you might be a ricer if you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic;
you might be a ricer if you drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents

[imbosile]

you might be a ricer if you put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission;
you might be a ricer if you think the Del Sol is a sports car;
you might be a ricer if you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car;
you might be a ricer if you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic;
you might be a ricer if you drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents


good ones

[Mr_Mischif]

lambo doors come to mind

Bert just got SURVVDUH

[bluuuurr]

if you let off the gas between shifts on your automatic to try to fool people into thinking you have a manual..

[Z32redondo]

You might be a ricer if you steal performance parts from the sears auto center

[P. A.]

if you have old english letters on the back glass that says PEDRO

[P. A.]

if you'r ride is a lincoln navigator siti'n on 13"

[Senko]

you might be a ricer if your rear wing is bigger then the rest of your car....
you might be a ricer if you can see the underside of your car better then the outside because of the insane ammounts of neons.
you might be a ricer if you have to wear sunblock to keep the light from your neons from burning your skin.

[slowrolla97]

You might be a ricer if you made a thread about how to be a ricer.....

damn so if i post in it does that make me a ricer?????? :doh: