quickdodge®
06-23-2006, 10:48 PM
It was entertainment night at the senior center
and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People
came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist
do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the
meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists
who invite two or three people up here to be put
into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every
member of the audience." The excitement was almost
electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket
watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your
eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations." He began
to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the
watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch
swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished
surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying
watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces.
"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
Later, QD.
and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People
came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist
do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the
meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists
who invite two or three people up here to be put
into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every
member of the audience." The excitement was almost
electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket
watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your
eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations." He began
to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the
watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch
swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished
surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying
watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces.
"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
Later, QD.