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djdetox
05-10-2005, 12:21 PM
lol!! Good stuff...

Steve : The Steve Goes Straight to your Head.

Steve : With A Name Like Steve, It Has To Be Good.

Jeff : Recommended By Dr. Jeff.

Import Atlanta : So Easy, No Wonder Import Atlanta is #1.

Gretchen : Just Do Gretchen.

Tim : The Tim of your Life.

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

djdetox
05-10-2005, 12:22 PM
wtf!

Lauren : Cleans a Big, Big Lauren For Less Than Half a Crown

Josh : Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Josh.

trythefly
05-10-2005, 12:28 PM
John: Make John Yours.

trythefly
05-10-2005, 12:28 PM
CaLviN: You Can't Top a Calvin.

trythefly
05-10-2005, 12:29 PM
huh? lol

Drift: He Who Thinks Drift Drinks Drift.

accordon17s
05-10-2005, 12:32 PM
Porn: The Best Part of Waking Up is Porn in Your Cup.

Honda: Snap into a Honda!

Coke: Leaves Your Coke Minty not Mediciney.

Beer: Life Should Taste As Good As Beer.

Ass: The Lighter Way To Enjoy Ass.

Chevy: The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Chevy.

Hang Over: The Too Good to Hurry a Hang Over.

MILF: Keep That Milf Complexion.

HEATON
05-10-2005, 12:32 PM
Kenneth: "Huge cock"..hmm
wow that thing is smart.lol Actually it just pretty much repeated what all yalls said

silver
05-10-2005, 12:38 PM
Heather: Come to Life. Come to Heather.

Silver: Get the Door - It's Silver.

Jager: Be young, Have fun, Drink Jager.

trythefly
05-10-2005, 12:42 PM
Skeet:
Don't Get Mad, Get Skeet.

LOL

Kristi
05-10-2005, 12:42 PM
Kristi: Try Kristi, you'll like it <- ummm.... lol
Collins: Watch out, theres a Collins About
James: Any Place, Any Time, James

^^haha, sooooo true!

Heather: Do the Heather
Mikey: Come Fly the Friendly Mikey
Kristi Marie: Kristi Marie stays sharp till the end of the glass

mocha latte cupcake
05-10-2005, 12:59 PM
JM: I'd like to buy the world a JM

Boost: Tell them all about the Boost, mummy!

TOB (tig o Bitties): I'm stuck on TOB , 'Cause TOBs stuck on me

Skyline: Skyline - The appetizer

Spool: Kids with do anything for spool

Easy Mac: the easy mac that smiles back

HKS: A finger of HKS is just enough to give your kids a treat

a tap of NOS: a tap of NOS a day helps you work, rest and play

OK i'm done now...

Kevykev
05-10-2005, 01:13 PM
that's some funny shit right there

"Feel the KEVIN"

djdetox
05-10-2005, 01:36 PM
Sorry....I had to :)

I Can't Believe It's Not Pussy.

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Pussy.

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Pussy.

Give That Man A Pussy.

Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Pussy.

Pussy Is Job 1.

Whatever You're Into, Get Into Pussy.

Absolut Pussy.

Brett
05-10-2005, 04:28 PM
You're Never Alone with a Brett.

HyPer50
05-10-2005, 04:39 PM
Chris Saves Your Soul.
Snap into a Chris!

And this last one gets one big WTF...
Feel The Raw Naked Chris Of The Road.

RandomGuy
05-10-2005, 05:26 PM
Penis: The non-sticky sticky penis

eViLMunkey
05-10-2005, 05:28 PM
The Penis Sign Means Happy Motoring.

5thgcelica
05-10-2005, 05:36 PM
devin: Change Your Whole Devin.

riiighht.

Brett
05-10-2005, 05:43 PM
This is what it says for Leisa!!! :lmfao:

Have You Forgotten How Good Leisa Tastes?

eViLMunkey
05-10-2005, 05:44 PM
Pussy: You Like Pussy. Pussy Likes You.

Brett
05-10-2005, 05:46 PM
The Brett is Mightier than the Sword.

Melts In Your Brett, Not In Your Hand.

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Brett.

The Brett That Likes To Say Yes.

It Does Exactly What It Says On The Brett.

Make Room for the Brett.

eViLMunkey
05-10-2005, 05:50 PM
James: Never Knowingly James. ,

Make James Yours. ,

Live in Your James, Play in Ours. <----- I like this one

Jamie:
It's a Jamie Adventure.

Designed for Jamie.

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Jamie. <--- And this one

Leisa
05-10-2005, 05:51 PM
Top Breeders Recommend Cock

We Bring The Good Anal Sex To Life

If You Can't Beat Eating Pussy, Join Eating Pussy

Sucking Cock Born and Bred

A Taste For Sucking Cock

eViLMunkey
05-10-2005, 05:54 PM
Civic:

Don't Leave Home Without Civic.

Full Of Eastern Civic.

Snap into a Civic!

Civic Comes to Those Who Wait.

Try Civic, You'll Like It.

Impreza:

This Is Not Your Father's Impreza.

America's Most Trusted Impreza.

Great Impreza. Great Times.

Evo:

I Want My Evo.

Tonight, Let It Be Evo.

Let The Evo Take The Strain.

Get Busy with the Evo.

RandomGuy
05-10-2005, 06:36 PM
Good to the Last Nigger.

LMAO (no offense to ne1 but thats funny as shit)

BufordŽ
05-10-2005, 07:04 PM
Ryan: All you need is a Ryan and a dream.
Ryan: We do Ryan right.
Ryan: Smart. Beautiful. Ryan.
Buford: Happiness is Buford-shaped.
Buford: Bet you can't eat Buford
Buford: Say It With Buford.
Bufordakiss: Bread Wi' Bufordakiss Taken Out.
Bufordakiss: I bet he drinks a Bufordakiss.
Bufordakiss: Bufordakiss: The other white meat.

BufordŽ
05-10-2005, 07:21 PM
Dj Xtrak: Strong enough for a man, made for a Dj Xtrak.
Xtrizzle: I saw Xtrizzle and I thought of you.

This thing is hilarious.

eViLMunkey
05-11-2005, 05:54 PM
riiiigggggghhhhtttt

eViLMunkey
05-11-2005, 05:57 PM
SE-Romeo:

I Liked The Se-Romeo So Much, I Bought The Company!

Nothing Sucks Like A Se-Romeo. <----- Haha

Tastes Great, Less Se-Romeo.

The Se-Romeo Goes Straight to your Head.

Sheep Fucker:

Gonna Be a While? Grab a Sheep Fucker.

Sheep Fucker Makes Everything Better.

You Need A Sheep Fucker.

SkrrEuroSportGLI
05-11-2005, 10:26 PM
Corey---Schhh, you know Corey
Whorebag---- Get in my whorebag