Store Clerk Gets Jail For Urinating In Soda

[thinkfast®]

Construction Worker Drank Tainted Soda

DELAND, Fla. -- A practical joke has landed a former Florida convenience store clerk in more trouble than he expected.

The man, who urinated in a bottle of Mountain Dew that a customer later drank, will spend six months in jail.

Anthony Mesa has pleaded no contest to tampering with a consumer product. Police in Deltona, Fla., charged Mesa and another clerk who decided to play some practical jokes.

They put eggs in beer cartons. And, according to authorities, Mesa urinated in the soda bottle and put it back in the refrigerator. The tainted soda was later drunk by a construction worker, who has settled a civil complaint against the store.

In addition to the six months in jail, Mesa will remain on a form of house arrest for another two years after he is released.

Mesa had faced up to 30 years in prison for the prank.

[thinkfast®]

OMG grose!

[thinkfast®]

I know huh

[TheSnail]

HAHAHA I did the same think to my old boss and I did not get jail time! He had Mountain Dew aswell lol

[The Golden Child]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

* catch breathe *

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[IntegraXTR]

:lmfao: but that is sick though

[The Golden Child]

:lmfao: but that is sick though

everytime i get in this thread i just laugh ..

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

yea thats kinda grose, I mean who buys drinks and doesnt notice its open? knowin the worker he probly chugged that shit before he thought "man this tastes like salty nut juice"

[IntegraXTR]

^^^ salty nut juice? lol, this thread is hilarious

[The Golden Child]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

i know right i mean come on people these days ..

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[The Golden Child]

imagine someone filled a bottle of cum and thought it was coconut milk ..

NOW THATS DISGUSTING !!!

i almost threw up writing that ..

[thinkfast®]

^^^ salty nut juice? lol, this thread is hilarious


whats hilarious is the worker that came forward, you know they clownin that nigga at work

"ey Rodney, there go that nigga who drank piss out the bottle last week, see if that nigga wanna refill"

:entire construction crew laughs:

[TRINI4LIFE]

yea thats kinda grose, I mean who buys drinks and doesnt notice its open? knowin the worker he probly chugged that shit before he thought "man this tastes like salty nut juice"


Son you are funny as hell... :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: "Salty Nut Juice"

[The Golden Child]

whats hilarious is the worker that came forward, you know they clownin that nigga at work

"ey Rodney, there go that nigga who drank piss out the bottle last week, see if that nigga wanna refill"

:entire construction crew laughs:

word son better not have gotten a picture taken ..
hell be laughed at all over town ..

[Ran]

Busted Convenience Store Clerk? Damn...so Yousef got 6 months in jail? That's harsh. :(

[thinkfast®]

word son better not have gotten a picture taken ..
hell be laughed at all over town ..

hells yea, I'd see that nigga out in the street and just start peein on him haha

straight up, you'd see me lookin like the calvin sticker from your local Autozone haha

[itsjustdee]

gross.

[The Golden Child]

watch out though cause hed prolly turn pyscho ..

when nerds get picked on they put those people who used to pick on them on a hit list ..

then after they finish school and have like 100+ G in there bank account ..

they go out and buy a rifle and off with everyones head ..

[thinkfast®]

whats with you and all this violent shit man, werent you talkin bout puttin the chrome to customers heads earlier

you need a role model man

pay me and I'll come kick it w/ ya, well what I raelly mean is buy me some top shelf mary jane and I'll let ya take a hit or 2

[The Golden Child]

whats with you and all this violent shit man, werent you talkin bout puttin the chrome to customers heads earlier

you need a role model man

pay me and I'll come kick it w/ ya, well what I raelly mean is buy me some top shelf mary jane and I'll let ya take a hit or 2

i dunno sometimes my evil side comes out and takes control ..

[thinkfast®]

nigga when you around me there aint no other side, just your side thats subservient & thats about it.

next question? comment? concern? whats up

[The Golden Child]

* sleepy *

[thinkfast®]

:sees nolimit raise hand: the fuk you want now?

:sigh:

yea you can go relieve yourself. please try not to sound like a whiny 5th grade female when you ask though

thanks

[The Golden Child]

* walks out *

[thinkfast®]

:sees nolimit pouting: hey you straighten that face cabron! I'll give you something to pout about, you see this sack of nickels?

yea thats right

[The Golden Child]

* smoke bomb *

* enter *

* you can never catch me *

* smoke bomb *

* escape *

[The Golden Child]

OH SHIT NINJA !!!