Funniest Moment at Work

[B16a2 Civic]

~walking to teh breakroom, see this lady i know~
me:hey
lady: hey bernard, how are you
me: fine and yourself?
lady: im good, hey bernard, do you do that sideways driving
me: huh
lady: you know, cause i see you put extra stuff on your car, do you do that sideways thing
me: drifting?
lady: -blank look-
me: you mean like the movie that just came out
lady: yeah
me: then no, i dont do that

whats your funniest work moment

[Ran]

Me: *Opens the door to get some lunch*
Guy Talking in the hallway: "So he grabbed the donkey and..."
Me: *Closed the door*

[BABY J]

B you lying! I saw u doing that sideways driving!

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL

[Halfwit]

im a sideways driver......

LETS SETTLE THIS FOR GOOD!

WE RACE

[Repost Squintz]

lol.... SIDeways thing!

[thinkfast®]

sittin sideways LIRL

GET LIKE ME

[B16a2 Civic]

lirl, GAH DAMN pAUL WALL BABAY

[thinkfast®]

I'm a pipe laya..

[B16a2 Civic]

I FIX THE LEAKIN

[BABY J]

I cause the leaking.

[B16a2 Civic]

YOU BREAK IT?

[BABY J]

BREAK IT DOWN LIKE POWDA!!

[Slowboy]

Coming back from lunch, drenched in sweat.
Boss: why are you sweating?
Me: I dont have no AIR CONDITIONING!
Boss:why not? Your car is brand new. (back when i had my 00 coupe lsvtec)
Me:Cause I took it out.
BOSS: Why the fuck would you do that,
ME: More Horse power, and I did not have the right bracket,
Boss: You fucking dum ass!
ME:Turns around slowly goes to desk.

(LOL)

[B16a2 Civic]

should have said
" i got yoru dumbass" LIRL

[Rican219]

i pinch........

[Slowboy]

lol... My boss is cool though. I may get a ac compressor for my rex tomorow, Cold Air FTW.

[The Golden Child]

* sits silently at work *
* hears fart from boss *
* i laugh and fall to the floor *
* he comes out and starts laughing *
* farts again *
* i gave him a blank stare and went outside and left the door open *

[Buford®]

Retailer: Hi, I need to cancel some tickets.
Me: Sorry, we don't actually cancel the tickets here.
Retailer: Oh.... Shit... Fuck me running... okay, bye.
Me(hurridly): Wait wait wait waaaaait!
Retailer: loud click... Dial tone.
Me: Fuck..
Boss: Ryan... WTF was that?
Me: They wanted to cancel a ticket.... And I told them we don't.
Boss: Oh yeah. Dumb ass retailers. (chuckles, than walks off.)

[Buford®]

No further entries?

[The Golden Child]

nope ..

[HalfBaked]

This one time I showed up drunk to work.

They made me go home then tried to put me into AA meetings.

:(

That really isn't that funny tho.

[SwurvinIn]

Customer: i need a tire repaired
Me: that tire is seperated, showing steel, and has a whole in the sidewall
Customer: so what should i do?
Me: replace it
Customer: why cant it be fixed again?
Me: because its just not repairable. its worn out and has been driven on flat for quite some time.
Customer: Do you sell used tires?
Me: No
Customer: do you have any tire glue?
Me: have a nice day sir ~walks away~

[knee_grow]

I was peeing in the only working urinal at work and realized I was pissing on my shoes. I basically gave myself a golden shower.

[Kevykev]

~walking to teh breakroom, see this lady i know~
me:hey
lady: hey bernard, how are you
me: fine and yourself?
lady: im good, hey bernard, do you do that sideways driving
me: huh
lady: you know, cause i see you put extra stuff on your car, do you do that sideways thing
me: drifting?
lady: -blank look-
me: you mean like the movie that just came out
lady: yeah
me: then no, i dont do that

whats your funniest work moment


was she cute?

[The Ninja]

prolly not...otherwise hte conversation woulda been hella short... more like

me: Hey
Lady: don't talk to me

[The Golden Child]

This one time I showed up drunk to work.

They made me go home then tried to put me into AA meetings.

:(

That really isn't that funny tho.

nope it wasnt maybe next time bro ..

* passes O E *

[The Golden Child]

I was peeing in the only working urinal at work and realized I was pissing on my shoes. I basically gave myself a golden shower.

i dont know how this is possible, but OK !!!

[Crazy Asian]

OR me..
Me:Hi
Lady:I have a camera that's 2 years old
Me: And..
Lady: I want to return it and get my money back.
Me: And..
Lady: I dont want it
Me: Read the sign mam ~Any electronic over 14 days shall not be returned. ~
Lady: Oh ...do you buy cameras back
Me: O.o ~walked away~

[Bruce Leroy]

me: Hi do you want some shoes today.
hot milf customer: No i just want some for my son
son: (slapps his mom on the ass as hard as he can) GET SOME!!!!!

[grnracerchik]

when i was a cook, my friend Sal - the dishwasher - and i would have food fights in the back - throwing lettuce and tomatoes and such. well one day during the lunch rush we are doing the usual flinging tomatoes to see who can hit the other in the face and the health inspector walks in.

the look on the owner's face when she walked around the corner and saw tomato on our faces was priceless.

lirl - good times, good times

[BlkCD5]

Customer: What is that smell? Its horrible
Me: there is a farm nearby
Kid: mom, did you fart?

Another time this old guy got all pissed cus he couldn't buy 7 bottles of robitussin.

[Flip]

lol thats pretty funny

[gijoe0720]

My supervisor was pushin somethin with a little hand cart thingy and it slipped off and he hit himself in the nuts with it.

Or when my boss was in the office asleep with his mouth wide open and some people were takin pics of him with their phones.

[B16a2 Civic]

was she cute?

naah old lady, if she was i would have took her for a ride, wet the ground and attempted to drift Lol

[BABY J]

up for a "would be classic thread"

[R3RUN]

Back when I was working the drive through at Dairy Queen there was a night when we ran out of vanilla ice cream. It was the one time the corporate guy came to supervise. People got so angry when they couldnt get vanilla ice cream. I actually had a couple people ask if they could get a vanilla cone. When I told them they couldn't because we didnt have any vanilla they asked for a cup of vanilla ice cream. I was like "wtf"

[GIXXERDK]

I think your name is funny -- Bernard lmao