mystery?(email i got)

[Chuckster]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now. . . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses

and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

[KA98S10]

:lmfao: funny shit!!

[LiL PaKi]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now. . . . .

No Jesus.... We do he is our Prophet... and don't consider him the Son of God or equivalent to God

No Christmas... we celebrate Holidays...Eid

No television... I'm pretty sure they watch it to see what's going on

No baseball... ?? yea they do, why wouldn't they?

No football... ?? yea they do, why wouldn't they?

No hockey... ?? yea they do, why wouldn't they?

No golf... ?? yea they do, why wouldn't they?

No tailgate parties.. "thou shall not drink"

No Wal-Mart... I'm sure they have stores to shop at

No Home Depot... I'm sure they have stores to shop at

No pork BBQ... why eat something that lives and eat in its own filth?

No hot dogs... beef hot dogs

No burgers... beef burgers... as long as it is Halal (cut with the name of God)

No chocolate chip cookies.... What's wrong with chocolate chip cookies?!?!?!

No lobster... that is Halal and we can eat themmm

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks... that is Halal and we can eat themmm

No Beer... "thou shall not drink"

Rags for clothes and towels for hats... don't even start..there are Muslim terrorist in USA

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors... there are Muslim terrorist in USA

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower... ??

More than one wife... yes you are allowed to...

You can't shave... Yes you can get your facts straight

Your wives can't shave... they are suppose to... it's required to...

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.... they are suppose to... it's required to...

The women have to wear baggy dresses...
and veils at all times... the wife can wear w/e in the privacy and why expose the beauty?

Your bride is picked by someone else... not necessarily

She smells just like your donkey... how certain are you? maybe that certain person has a case of BO

But your donkey has a better disposition... don't start...

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?


There are Muslims on this site and I really think you should stop where you are before it gets worse...

[Rican219]

:doh: :doh: :doh:

[RandomGuy]

lolol fag whiteboy got owned

[Z0_o6]

omg he was politically incorrect!!! crucify him.


stfu.

[wantboost]

There are Muslims on this site and I really think you should stop where you are before it gets worse...
please expand on this statment. lol

[Julio]

bhwhahaha

[LiL PaKi]

please expand on this statment. lol

how about no and let him find out if he keeps being racist...

[wantboost]

would it be racist? how so. religion maybe.... please explain again

[Z0_o6]

he wasn't being racist. he got an email he thought was mildly amusing, and regardless of how dumb it really was, it is no reason to get upset.

[wantboost]

what race do you have to be in order to be muslim? idk.

[LiL PaKi]

dictionary.com

racist

adj 1: based on racial intolerance; "racist remarks" 2: discriminatory especially on the basis of race or religion [syn: antiblack, anti-Semitic, anti-Semite(a)] n : a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others [syn: racialist]

[wantboost]

^^ thanks much better job explaining.

[Julio]

you don't like it, don't read it. I mean he did say he got an email, So he was just sharing what he got...


Damn, some people are so damn sensitive.

[wantboost]

you don't like it, don't read it. I mean he did say he got an email, So he was just sharing what he got...


Damn, some people are so damn sensitive.
:goodjob:

[LiL PaKi]

I'm sorry for being sensitive but I do tend to correct ppl when they are wrong especially when it is something I believe in... not saying that I am for "Muslim Terrorist" just Muslims in general...

[wantboost]

edit: question answered

[LiL PaKi]

Tell me if someone were to post something like that about Christianity or any religion or belief you follow you wouldn't react even just a lil bit? Though he may have tried to be funny it does touch some ppl... I could have read it and left it alone while ppl would laugh or bash on something written wrong about my religion or I could have just corrected him...

[Z0_o6]

whine ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hwn, wn)
v. whined, whin·ing, whines
v. intr.
To utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint.
To complain or protest in a childish fashion.
To produce a sustained noise of relatively high pitch: jet engines whining.

[LiL PaKi]

Call it childish but I was just giving my :2cents: and sticking up for my Muslim belief.

[Scrappy]

your correcting a email that chuckster could care less about besies a little humor. lighten up and have you read the religion forum... tons of things of all religions ae posted daily on here and no one jumps... especially towards something he copy and pasted from somehwere else...

[Julio]

I wouldn't react.. I would join in the fun.

Is the internet/

[Julio]

Fuck all religions.

[wantboost]

your correcting a email that chuckster could care less about besies a little humor. lighten up and have you read the religion forum... tons of things of all religions ae posted daily on here and no one jumps... especially towards something he copy and pasted from somehwere else... :goodjob: :goodjob:

[Niger]

well for one that shit was not even mildly funny. It is madddd ignorant, half the shit doesn't make sense nor does it have anything to do with Islam. Read the fuckin title "Why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide" wtf is that shit??

First of all thats a direct poke at Islam... wtf is that? The whole thing has nothing to do with terrorism or suicide bombings...

Now if someone were to flame another religion it would be dif... hence the faggot Davinci Code protesters . etc

[blacknightteg]

white power biatch!

[SE-Romeo]

it WAS A FUCKING JOKE! whats te big deal

and yes i would laugh and have laughed at the stuff posted about christianity. I do belive a member on here has a picture of jeseus bitchslapping bush. I find it hilarious

[Brady]

religion is a crutch for the weak.

[HvyArms]

I was going to replay to the email directly, but once I was done really reading it, I was left looking at my screen like...huh? People fear what they dont understand, cowards take swipes at what they fear, masha'Allah. It is what it is.

By the way though, Muslims "have Jesus" more than christians lol. And as far as Christmas LOL :sigh: there's no christmas in christianity either, but that's a heavier discussion.

[The Yousef]

...it's the internet....i'm a Muslim as most of you know...and yes that email got me a little offended..but i stepped back and realized it's the internet...shit happens...chuck's my boy and i know he didn't post that up to offend anyone...it was just funny....

thank you, come again

yousef

[Crazy Asian]

Whats Halal or whatever that it is?

[HvyArms]

The word 'halal' literally means permissible- and in translation it is usually used as lawful

[Ms Dollar]

how about no and let him find out if he keeps being racist...

how about you shut the fuck up...

you act like no one on this site has ever made a derogatory comment about another race...

[Chuckster]

wow, didnt expect to get yalls tampons wet. Get over it!


soooo do yall watch stand up comedy? Them dudes from blue colar tv? Carlos Mencia? Chris Rock? Dave Cheppalllll..(sp?) ect ect Do you laugh at there jokes? About 98% of there jokes are "racist." So stfu you fucking hypocrites

[The Yousef]

wow, didnt expect to get yalls tampons wet. Get over it!


soooo do yall watch stand up comedy? Them dudes from blue colar tv? Carlos Mencia? Chris Rock? Dave Cheppalllll..(sp?) ect ect Do you laugh at there jokes? About 98% of there jokes are "racist." So stfu you fucking hypocrites

fuk u and your cornbread....

:lmao:

[Julio]

dooncoons, Towel heads, spics, niggas, redneck , chinks..

[~The_Duke~]

dooncoons, Towel heads, spics, niggas, redneck , chinks..

You forgot wetbacks... :D

[Chuckster]

fuk u and your cornbread....

:lmao:


heeeey! leave my cornbread outta this!



Aight i need Walkers mom to make me some now

[The Yousef]

heeeey! leave my cornbread outta this!



Aight i need Walkers mom to make me some now

:lmfao:

[AtifSajid]

lil paki is kinda a newbie, but she is right in the BOLD corrections she made on Chuckies post.

I thought it was sorta funny also, but it was just completely wrong in the statements that were made. Most of them arent true..but its A JOKE!

Plus I went through all this drama when I was the first Muslim to open my mouth to racial jokes on here back in the days, now its just the internet.

[HiPSI]

fuckin dominicans

[MachNU]

wow, didnt expect to get yalls tampons wet. Get over it!


soooo do yall watch stand up comedy? Them dudes from blue colar tv? Carlos Mencia? Chris Rock? Dave Cheppalllll..(sp?) ect ect Do you laugh at there jokes? About 98% of there jokes are "racist." So stfu you fucking hypocrites

BUHAHAHAH SO TRUE :goodjob: Comedy is nothing more than slander made at either A. people or B. religion. There is no other type of comedy. Its nothing mmore than degrading something else for a laugh! :2cents:

[IndianStig]

I'm not muslim but some of that stuff is just not true.

The extremely racist bastard who created it needs to get his facts straight when trying to be funny.

[MachNU]

I'm not muslim but some of that stuff is just not true.

The extremely racist bastard who created it needs to get his facts straight when trying to be funny.

Isnt it way past your bed time?

[ironchef]

Lol this is like the same reaction as when those pictures in europe were posted. People can't take a fucking joke these days.

[IndianStig]

Isnt it way past your bed time?

no. and stfu trans axle. i never bashed anyone in my post. i thought it was a humorous post, but it was factually wrong

[Chuckster]

haha she neg. repped me

[LiL PaKi]

haha she neg. repped me

which I later felt horrible about.. its ok I got one back too... :(

[LiL PaKi]

Well I want to apologize for acting like a bitch and flipping out... I know I should have just took it as a joke and moved on but I sat there and corrected is cuz it was what I believed in and what others took somewhat offensive too.. my bad for that... I get it.. It was a joke and I'll leave it at that... :o

[babygurl]

all I have to say "ITS ALL THE WHITE MAN'S FAULT"

BROWN POWER!!!!!!!!!