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SixSquared
06-16-2006, 04:47 PM
(I work at FedEx by the way)

Horse semen is considered neither a live animal nor an animal part, so we can process it as a normal diagnostic shipment, rather than turning customers down. We should also be prepared to process these shipments, as this is a common shipment this time of year.


I swear to fucking god if someone brings in a jug full of horse jizm and asks me to ship it somewhere I will tell THEM to ship their happy ass over to the FedEx main processing plant. Ugh... gives me the heeby jeebies just thinkin about it

2.0civic
06-16-2006, 04:48 PM
lol, thats funny. thougth shit like that had to stay frozen??

Ms Dollar
06-16-2006, 04:50 PM
that is so gross

~The_Duke~
06-16-2006, 04:51 PM
I was waiting for something about TPS reports...

I would tell them that they can put it in a box and they pack it themselves cas I am not touching it...

5thgcelica
06-16-2006, 04:59 PM
hahahahahahaha

TeeJay
06-16-2006, 05:03 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/lolHorse.jpg

~The_Duke~
06-16-2006, 05:04 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/lolHorse.jpg

That so apporaite...lol...