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Romeyo07
06-16-2006, 12:20 PM
You put your clean pots in the oven for storage

Your mother keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near the stove

Your relatives take photos and videos at a wake.

You have to say "bendicion" to your grandmother / mother / aunts when you come in and before you leave

Your grandma's couch is covered in plastic even though it's older than you

You call all cereal "con flay"

You call any sneaker "tenis"

You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food

Your grandma makes you put on slippers because walking around barefooted will make you get sick

You need that piece of cake before you leave the party

You found out about a Saturday party on Wednesday

"La Correa" or "La Chancla" were used to discipline you

You have those huge wooden spoons on the wall

The biggest pot in the house is burned from all the rice cooked in it

You blast the music at 8am to clean the house on a Saturday

The whole family gathers around and stands still in front of the video camera at a wedding, baptism, or birthday party and just smiles like its a regular camera.

You set up a "hamaca" whenever your family goes to the park

You are older than one of your uncles or aunts

Your Mom has two sets of dishes and bed sheets: One for everyday use and the other for "cuando llege visita"

Your mother keeps the rice in a big green soda-cracker can and instead of a scoop inside , it`s a tea cup with a broken handle

You go to a birthday party and your friends that couldn't go are asking you to bring them back some food

Your mom / tia / abuelita has a ceramic elephant on the living room table

Your favorite dish is pegao/con con (Dominicans)

You have an aunt who sells pasteles on the side

It could be 100 degrees outside and your mom is cooking pernil inside in the oven.

redlinenprelude
06-16-2006, 12:27 PM
thoseee silly hispanics..gee golly

Scrilla
06-16-2006, 12:56 PM
hahhaha....most of em true...

thinkfast®
06-16-2006, 01:03 PM
that some funny shit

soul
06-16-2006, 01:04 PM
White powa!!!!!!!

thinkfast®
06-16-2006, 01:05 PM
White powa!!!!!!!

please refrain from said posts until further notice

thanks,

IA.com latino delgation/moderator

Scrilla
06-16-2006, 01:08 PM
Ban him ricky....lol..

As a member of the Latino Delagation, i am appauled by the WHITE POWA comment...

soul
06-16-2006, 01:08 PM
please refrain from said posts until further notice

thanks,

IA.com latino delgation/moderator
Please refrain from refraining the captain of refraining who started the refraining delegation, brought togather by the society of refraining refrainers.

Rican219
06-16-2006, 01:09 PM
LOLLOLOLOL @ You call all cereal "con flay"

thinkfast®
06-16-2006, 01:10 PM
DESPACIO COÑO!

MosquitoXR13
06-16-2006, 01:12 PM
ROFL!!!!!! Thats great!

Rican219
06-16-2006, 01:16 PM
http://www.random-m.com/images/709364764_Superman.gif

SLOWLYbtngU
06-16-2006, 01:27 PM
Que chancla, de que chancla...In PR la chancleta!!!! Hell yeah all true....

SLOWLYbtngU
06-16-2006, 01:29 PM
Aaaaaghhh..My mom's Export Soda can (crackers) and sure enough we aint got no coffee cup but we got a plastic cup...That count?? lol

BTW-had to add this in...My mother makes pasteles for the holidays lemme know ;) ...Tu sabes como es...

Romeyo07
06-16-2006, 02:02 PM
I want in the Latino Delegation...cariduro de cora!

{X}Echo419
06-16-2006, 02:02 PM
85% applies to Polish people and Laos people too. :D

RandomGuy
06-16-2006, 02:18 PM
You call all cereal "con flay".
isnt that black people? LOLOL

man
06-16-2006, 03:35 PM
nice post, most of those are true, haha