Walmart Greeter

[Brett]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

[slowrolla97]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[A.P. Photography]

:lmao:

[SOHC MONSTER]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Good one Brett!!

[2.0civic]

LMAO

[The Golden Child]

LIRL !!!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

thats like a bitch slap in real life .. ahahahaha !!!

[TeeJay]

pwnt.

[babygurl]

that was good

[thinkfast®]

OH SHIT ANOTHER REPOST

[Nitro]

:lmfao:

[TRINI4LIFE]

Good one :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Wurm]

lol

[Kermit]

LOL

[5thgcelica]

booooo

[Brett]

OH SHIT ANOTHER REPOST

OH SHIT, ANOTHER....... FUK YOU PUTO

[HvyArms]

I tried not to laugh at this one...but damn lol:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

What do ya have to say Rickster?

[thinkfast®]

rickster wtf?!? nobody calls me by that name

unless.......