TRINI4LIFE
06-14-2006, 02:35 PM
I have not heard this one before. I am sure it is a repost. But I will give it a try...
> A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
> back
> and forth. A cop on the street sees him and approaches "Can I help you
> sir?"
>
> "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
>
> The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
>
> "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
>
> About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out
> of
> his fly for all the world to see.
>
> He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
>
> Momentarily confused,the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
> missing
> a beat, blurts out..........
>
> "Holy shit ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
> A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
> back
> and forth. A cop on the street sees him and approaches "Can I help you
> sir?"
>
> "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
>
> The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
>
> "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
>
> About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out
> of
> his fly for all the world to see.
>
> He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
>
> Momentarily confused,the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
> missing
> a beat, blurts out..........
>
> "Holy shit ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"