Mexican Joke?????

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Ok so I work at an auto finance company and rarelt leave my cubicle..blah blah corporate setting...

One of my supervisors walks over to my cubicle today and asks:

Supe: Hey Joselyn.
ME: Yeah?
Supe: Do you know the President of Mexico?
ME: Ummm Vicente Fox right?
Supe: No Manuel Labor...Haha get it? MANUAL LABOR???
ME: Hmm...Uh huh... Have I ever mentioned that I am Puerto Rican? :eek:

WTF??? Ok so I normally wouldnt be bothered by this shit but I have never given this guy any right to think that we are cool for him to bust out with lame ass racist jokes...Dunno what to do....

Should I report his ass?? I don't really like him...

BTW- Not sure if I should've posted in Business...

[~The_Duke~]

I still dont get the joke...I would report his ass to his boss...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I still dont get the joke...I would report his ass to his boss...


Manual Labor b/c that is what "Mexican's" are known for...Whatever yeah its lame....

See I dont want to be a bitch b/c he had a verbal thread failure....But I wanted to slap his ass, quick...

[~The_Duke~]

Manual Labor b/c that is what "Mexican's" are known for...Whatever yeah its lame....

See I dont want to be a bitch b/c he had a verbal thread failure....But I wanted to slap his ass, quick...

Well it that case I would just casual mention it to his boss or another supervisor that it happened or send a email to a co-worker or supervisor or something just to make a note note that it did happen...cas if it happens again then he might be in for it...racist jokes dont need to be in the work place IMO.

Man my diveristy training is paying off...yessssss

[P. A.]

do it!! , *that way he'll learn*

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Yeah just told my manager...

***side note***
Being Puerto Rican you know we always have the flag somewhere on us, our car, within 15 ft of us....one of my cubicle walls is the Puerto Rican flag....Hmmm...Maybe he doesnt know geography???

[Julio]

Nothing wrong with that.. Shit is fucking Funny :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: 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[TheSnail]

People call me a spick (spl?) all the time and Im Easter European, Shit they call me ChexMex because they say Im half Czchek (spl?) half Mexican. I could give a rats ass about rasist jokes, I think they can be fun. So I would not report him, Shit you're not even Mexican, you're Puerto Rican. Thats like in South America or something.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

My managers reaction: "That shit ain't even funny."

LOL!!?!?!!? I think that was my reaction too...Like if ur gonna attack me with a racist joke let it be about my people for one and then let that shit be funny....

[~The_Duke~]

you're Puerto Rican. Thats like in South America or something.

wow you must of failed 5th grade...

[RandomGuy]

LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MANUEL LABOR!!!!! HAAHHAHAHAH THATS GENIUS


what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?











































ROBERTO!

[Julio]

On a serious not.. That shit was Funny.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

HE STRIKES AGAIN!?!?!?!

Supe: Hey you know the difference b/w a Puerto Rican and a pizza pie?
ME: Oh God...~sigh~
Supe: A pizza pie can feed a family of four...hahahaaha
ME: ::::Looks at IA screen, mouths mothafucka:::::

[~The_Duke~]

I honestly didnt think it was a very good joke...I didnt even chuckle...I just sat here and said WTF...

[Julio]

What you call a Chinese Virgin?










































" Shisbeeenuuused "

:idb:

[RandomGuy]

I honestly didnt think it was a very good joke...I didnt even chuckle...I just sat here and said WTF...
its more of a real life type of joke..

Manual = manual

Manuel = Man you ell

[TheSnail]

But is Labor a mexican name?

[~The_Duke~]

I have never heard of a mexican with that name though...

[TheSnail]

Nearly half the Mexicans are named Manual

[~The_Duke~]

Nearly half the Mexicans are named Manual

When I think of that name I think of a jewish kid...

[Chuckster]

Dont report his ass unless its leik sexual harassment or someshit like that. Just tell him straight up you dont liek him and not to speak to you or make racist jokes and if hes a stupid no sense jackass then report his ass. But report for jsut one little joke is gay!

other then that, Joke was kinda lame but i smirked and will prolly use it tommorow at work.

[RandomGuy]

But is Labor a mexican name?
its pronounced Lah Bore

[TheSnail]

When I think of that name I think of a jewish kid...


That would be David / Michel / Joshua... etc

[2.0civic]

Nearly half the Mexicans are named Manual

or raphael. last name is always martinez or dominguez too

[TheSnail]

Dont forget Lopez

[~The_Duke~]

I still dont think it is a good joke...

[2.0civic]

WHY DO MEXICANS HAVE LOW-RIDERS? TO PICK UP THE STRAWBERRIES!

[2.0civic]

what do you call 10 mexicans in a truck??

Half full

[TheSnail]

God put oranges on trees for Mexicans to climb.

[djdarksim]

haha made me laugh :P

+1

[TheSnail]

Why dont they have the olympics in Mexico?



































































Because anyone who can run jump or swim is already accross the border.

[2.0civic]

what do you call a building full of mexicans??



Jail

[Speedm0(\)key]

your mommas are just like brick walls.. flat on both sides and get laid by mexicans and guatemalans

[~The_Duke~]

your mommas are just like brick walls.. flat on both sides and get laid by mexicans and guatemalans

that is the funniest thing in this thread so far :lmao:

[Julio]

your mommas are just like brick walls.. flat on both sides and get laid by mexicans and guatemalans



bhwhahaha :lmfao: thats not a joke.. thats true.. especially older white housewives.

[2.0civic]

that is the funniest thing in this thread so far :lmao:


you obviously dont get out much.



Mexican and a black guy in a car. Whos driving??






The cop

[Julio]

What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
Hose A and Hose B

[Julio]

What kind of cans are there in Mexico?








Mexicans.

[~The_Duke~]

you obviously dont get out much.



Mexican and a black guy in a car. Whos driving??






The cop

Actually I do...I just dont enjoy some of these jokes...I just dont find them very funny.

[Julio]

Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans?









Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

[Julio]

Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas?










So they have something to unwrap

[2.0civic]

Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans?









Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?



lol :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Julio]

What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?











"Attention K-Mart shoppers."

[Julio]

Why doesnt mexico have a olympic team?






















Because every mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!

[2.0civic]

WHAT DO A MEXICAN AND A CUE BALL HAVE IN COMMON? THE HARDER YOU HIT THEM THE MORE ENGLISH YOU GET OUT OF THEM.

[~The_Duke~]

Ok those last couple from julio got a couple chuckles...lol

[Julio]

Why did God give Mexicans noses?






























So they'll have something to pick in the winter.

[2.0civic]

http://www.angelfire.com/va/pvj67/mexicanjoke.html

[Julio]

How do you get a bunch of mexicans in a car?











Throw a dollar in it.

How do you get them out?















Throw in a job application!!!

[~The_Duke~]

How do you get a bunch of mexicans in a car?


Throw a dollar in it.

How do you get them out?


Throw in a job application!!!

:lmao: those 2 are good...

[Julio]

Why aren't there any white people in Mexico?






They can't jump high enough to hop the fence

[Julio]

How do you castrate a redneck?











Kick his sister in the jaw.

[~The_Duke~]

How do you castrate a redneck?


Kick his sister in the jaw.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[2.0civic]

oh god...i can already see the black jokes coming too.

[Julio]

What di the redneck say to his family member?











"Hi Aunt Momma!"

[Julio]

how does a redneck start off his love story?







like this:"well i first saw her....at the family reuinion

[Julio]

How do you start a black parade?















Roll a 40 down the street.

[Julio]

Why do blacks burry their dead upside down?











Use em as bike racks.

[Julio]

How did they improve the transportation in harlem?













Move the trees closer together.

[Julio]

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
























9 months.

[Julio]

Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?






















































NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?

[RandomGuy]

What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?











"Attention K-Mart shoppers."
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[2.0civic]

why dont black people dream??




last one who had a dream got shot

[quickdodge®]

What's the definition of CONFUSION?





Father's Day in Harlem.

Later, QD.

[2.0civic]

What's the definition of CONFUSION?





Father's Day in Harlem.

Later, QD.



:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: LMAO

[VUU]

What do you call two mexicans in a shoe box?




























A pair of loafers.

[Julio]

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie.

The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."

[Julio]

A Chinese man enters a bar to find a Black bartender. He says, "Hey nigger, give me a jigger."

The Bartender responds, "That's terrible! How would you like it if I said something like that to you? In fact, let's just switch places. You get behind the bar and I'll come in as a customer."

The Chinese man agrees and gets behind the bar. The Black man goes outside.

Upon reentering, he says, "Hey Chink, give me a drink."

To which the Chinese man answers, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here."

[~The_Duke~]

What's the definition of CONFUSION?





Father's Day in Harlem.

Later, QD.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: oh damn my eyes are watering...lol...

[Julio]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE TEST TUBE BABY ?

























NO FUN SON !!!

[Julio]

WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO CHINESE IN A TRANS AM ?
























THE GOOKS OF HAZZARD !!!

[TheSnail]

Anyone have any Yugoslavian jokes? I want to hear them!

[Julio]

WHAT DO WOODY ALLEN AND KODAK FILM HAVE IN COMMON ?



















THEY BOTH COME IN LITTLE YELLOW BOXES !!!

[Julio]

WHY IS THERE NO DISNEYLAND IN CHINA ?






































NO ONE'S TALL ENOUGH TO GO ON THE GOOD RIDES !!!

[Julio]

THIS CHINESE COUPLE HAS A BLACK BABY...THEY NAMED IT

HIM "SUM TING WONG" !!!

[Julio]

WHY CAN'T AN AMERICAN COUPLE HAVE A CHINESE BABY ?






























BECAUSE TWO WHITES CAN'T MAKE A"WONG"

[Julio]

WHAT DO CHINESE MEN DO DURING AN ERECTION ?



































THEY GO AND VOTE !!!

[~The_Duke~]

Julio do you have a book full of these raceist jokes sitting next to your computer or something?

[MongolPup]

Oh shit! Sig dude.... No pigeons! I remember that shit....had a music video and everything.

[Julio]

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW CHINESE COOKBOOK ?



























IT'S CALLED 101 WAYS TO "WOK" YOUR DOG

[Big Baller]

What do you call a food stamp in a biscuit?










African fortune cookie.

[Julio]

Julio do you have a book full of these raceist jokes sitting next to your computer or something?



google ... I feel like speedminded :D

[Rican219]

http://images.dr3vil.com/files2/default/090426wordrepost8ca.gif

[Julio]

Oh shit! Sig dude.... No pigeons! I remember that shit....had a music video and everything.





:goodjob:

[~The_Duke~]

google ... I feel like speedminded :D

:lmao: ok now I understand where they are all coming from lol...you found some real jewels...

[2.0civic]

i dont even know man, but just look at the titties in ricans sig!!! that shit always cracks me up

[Rican219]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6360/20656katesplayground00041og.gif

[2.0civic]

this thing hit 6 pages faster than a negroes criminal record...

[Big Baller]

A man is driving down the road and he sees a preacher walking with a gas can, he pulls over and says preacher can I take you to get some gas. To which the preacher responds yes my son thank you. As they are driving down the road the man sees a black man walking in the road, he wants to run him over but he cant since the preacher is in the car, so right as he gets to him he fakes a sneezing fit and swerves towards him. He hears a thud, then he looks up and says to the preacher oh my, father did I hit that man. The preacher says no but I got that nigger with the gas can.

[2.0civic]

LIRL at the dumbass in ricans sig. is that off that "who wants to be a dancer" show

[Julio]

this thing hit 6 pages faster than a negroes criminal record...











What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?






























Will the defendent please rise.

[Rican219]

LIRL at the dumbass in ricans sig. is that off that "who wants to be a dancer" show

HELLZ YEAH!!

[2.0civic]

A man is driving down the road and he sees a preacher walking with a gas can, he pulls over and says preacher can I take you to get some gas. To which the preacher responds yes my son thank you. As they are driving down the road the man sees a black man walking in the road, he wants to run him over but he cant since the preacher is in the car, so right as he gets to him he fakes a sneezing fit and swerves towards him. He hears a thud, then he looks up and says to the preacher oh my, father did I hit that man. The preacher says no but I got that nigger with the gas can.




LMAOIRL....best one ive heard yet





whats faster than a speeding bullet??

A jew with a coupon

[Big Baller]

this thing hit 6 pages faster than a negroes criminal record...

AAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[2.0civic]

shit!! i just noticed, we got a lot of racists on IA.....


WHITEPOWER!!

[~The_Duke~]

whats faster than a speeding bullet??

A jew with a coupon

yup this one is my favoraite so far...

[Rican219]

WHITEPOWER!!

[Big Baller]

[QUOTE=b18hatch]LMAOIRL....best one ive heard yet

QUOTE]


Thank you, thank you, I grew up here.

[Julio]

Why do black people put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?








So Mexicans can window shop

[2.0civic]

lol, this one is a demonstration....



take a napkin and black pepper.


sprinkle pepper on napkin and ask someone with you what it is. tell them its the million man march. then fold the napkin in half and say, "thats the line to church's afterwards"


disclaimer: just dont do this in KFC......or the churchs in monroe...you might get shot

[Julio]

What's the difference between a cue ball and an illegal immigrant?











The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them

[2.0civic]

What's the difference between a cue ball and an illegal immigrant?











The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them



REPOST!!!

[Julio]

Why don't black people marry Mexicans?


































Their kids would be too lazy to steal!

[Julio]

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?



































Unemployed

[Julio]

Why doesn't Mexico have a NAVY?






























Because cardboard doesn't float

[Julio]

Why is it wrong to push a car off a cliff with three Mexicans in it?












Because you can fit five.

[Rican219]

What's the difference between a cue ball and an illegal immigrant?











The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them

http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/seizure.gif

[Julio]

Why don't whites throw rocks at Mexican driven cars?













Because it might be theirs.

[Julio]

What do you call 5000 Mexican's in a pool?






































Bean dip

[Big Baller]

How do you starve a black man?
























Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.

[Julio]

Why do Mexicans have mustaches?

























They want to be like their moms

[Julio]

Where do you hide cash from white trash?




























Under the soap!

[Julio]

How do you tell a Mexican girl from a Jewish girl?




























A Mexican girl's jewelry is fake, but her orgasms are real

[Julio]

What do you call a pregnant Mexican?




































Bean Bag

[Julio]

How many spics does it take to have a bath?



































Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.

[Julio]

If you are a waiter or waitress at a resturant, and you got a spic/black cross breed, what do you ask ? Would you like some "hot sauce" with your fried chicken?

[Julio]

Is been fun yall.. good night..

Love you Atlanta !!!

Wavesss

peace.

[Big Baller]

Hmm, should I

[2.0civic]

~waiting for cracker jokes~

[~The_Duke~]

I dont know any cracker jokes...

[2.0civic]

whers Randomguy when you need racial jokes

[SLow_POke]

LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MANUEL LABOR!!!!! HAAHHAHAHAH THATS GENIUS


what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?




































ROBERTO!



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE:lmfao: :lmfao:




okok back tot eh subject
i would let it slide IF**** u KNew him but like you said you hardly speak to the guy . its kinda offencesive. anyway ya im mexican but i can take a joke, thats all we did in school was rag on each others race of course we knew each other GOOD TIMES

[B16a2 Civic]

bump

[Scrilla]

whats goin on hea?

[The Golden Child]

WHY IS THERE NO DISNEYLAND IN CHINA ?
NO ONE'S TALL ENOUGH TO GO ON THE GOOD RIDES !!!

i think they have a disney land there now ?? i think ..

[thinkfast®]

I need notes up in this bitch

[B16a2 Civic]

racise, thats the notes

[thinkfast®]

yea, thats what page 1 looked like... who the fuk is manuel anyways

[B16a2 Civic]

i dunno, but i hope he finds this thread

[The Golden Child]

why do americans call coreans - gook ??
cause when we came we pointed and said " me " gook " saram ..

[Scrilla]

who cares....



Bulgogi is the shyt!!!!

[Scrilla]

I need notes up in this bitch


x2

[Ran]

why do americans call coreans - gook ??
cause when we came we pointed and said " me " gook " saram ..I'm Korean and I don't get it. :confused:

[The Golden Child]

I'm Korean and I don't get it. :confused:

juhng mahl mot ah ruh duh suh ??

[RandomGuy]

juhng mahl mot ah ruh duh suh ??
Num Ja Jo Aye hey

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Hahahah..Wow, Umm...I do not know this guy AT ALL....He had no right to joke with me b/c we do not bond that way..I am guilty of making racist jokes all the time but that is with my friends...FRIENDS...not random co-workers that have never talked to me b4...I do not think that it was ok for him to assume that I would be cool with it...But whatever, I was pissed when it happened...Now I just dont care...BTW-Nice jokes...Got any targeting just Puerto Ricans?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

wtf??? lol...I dont get it?!!?!?!?! And it makes me laugh...Hahaha wtf? Was that even a joke?

[carrascopa]

wow.. i dont think its a big deal.. i mean like this joke

whats the difference between a pizza and a black guy?

a pizza can feed a family of 4!!

thats a racist joke that my friend kabir tells every black person in our click.. they dont trip... its more or less mockin racism as opposed to actually being racist... I hear mexican and white jokes all the time.. thats just the way shit goes

[SLOWLYbtngU]

wow.. i dont think its a big deal.. i mean like this joke

whats the difference between a pizza and a black guy?

a pizza can feed a family of 4!!

thats a racist joke that my friend kabir tells every black person in our click.. they dont trip... its more or less mockin racism as opposed to actually being racist... I hear mexican and white jokes all the time.. thats just the way shit goes


Yeah that was the second one that he told me that day...I wrote it in here somewhere...I was pissed when it happened but whatever...He is stupid and I was lame for getting upset...

[91199si]

he need a ass kicking for that joke.

[speedminded]

google ... I feel like speedminded :Dlol, took me 6 pages of reading to figure out why my name was in this thread :tongue:

[deeze]

Hahahah..Wow, Umm...I do not know this guy AT ALL....He had no right to joke with me b/c we do not bond that way..I am guilty of making racist jokes all the time but that is with my friends...FRIENDS...not random co-workers that have never talked to me b4...I do not think that it was ok for him to assume that I would be cool with it...But whatever, I was pissed when it happened...Now I just dont care...BTW-Nice jokes...Got any targeting just Puerto Ricans?

hum I remember one but in spanish http://forums.importatlanta.com/images/smilies/blah.gif .. it's nice btw http://forums.importatlanta.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Era una vez un un americano y un cubano y un puertorriqueño... compraron un carro y se fueron al desierto...y se les daño el carro, entonces el americano dijo: Pues yo me llevo el agua...y ellos le preguntaron y para que quieres el agua? Y el les contesto pues si me da sed bebo...Y vino el cubano y dijo: Pues yo me llevo los asientos...y ellos le preguntaron y para que quieres los asientos? Y el les contesto pues si me duelen los pies me siento...Y vino el boricua y dijo: Pues yo me llevo las puertas...y ellos le preguntaron y para que quieres las puertas? Y el les contesto pues si me da calor bajo el cristal...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

hum I remember one but in spanish http://forums.importatlanta.com/images/smilies/blah.gif .. it's nice btw http://forums.importatlanta.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Era una vez un un americano y un cubano y un puertorriqueño... compraron un carro y se fueron al desierto...y se les daño el carro, entonces el americano dijo: Pues yo me llevo el agua...y ellos le preguntaron y para que quieres el agua? Y el les contesto pues si me da sed bebo...Y vino el cubano y dijo: Pues yo me llevo los asientos...y ellos le preguntaron y para que quieres los asientos? Y el les contesto pues si me duelen los pies me siento...Y vino el boricua y dijo: Pues yo me llevo las puertas...y ellos le preguntaron y para que quieres las puertas? Y el les contesto pues si me da calor bajo el cristal...

:goodjob: +1

[4doortypels]

lame but funny none the less:2cents: for the laugh

[Scrilla]

lame but funny none the less:2cents: for the laugh


x2.

[thinkfast®]

whats goin on in here?

I need notes

[SLOWLYbtngU]

whats goin on in here?

I need notes


Notes:

Guy at work made poor tasting joke w/ me...I got my pnaties in a bunch but got over it...

What ensued after is Julio showing his skills at googling Mexican jokes and random people popping in with their own...

Yep, I think that sums it up...

[Scrilla]

:werd:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:werd:


Check ur reps...

[deeze]

lame but funny none the less:2cents: for the laugh

I know it's a bit lame but she asked for a nice ones not colorao's !!:rolleyes:
thanx for the +'s though :goodjob:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I know it's a bit lame but she asked for a nice ones not colorao's !!:rolleyes:
thanx for the +'s though :goodjob:

Oye tu eres Boricua??? The Ay Bendito kinda tells me yes..But u can never be sure...Thx for the rep!!! Got any more???