Secrest Out: I poop while standing. OMFG!!GROWS!!

[gunn_bleu]

I have this horrible stomach complication, one that disallows me to function during the daylight hours. I'll sit with my hand in my shirt, tucked between the fourth and fifth clasp of my seventy-six dollar Express Men's shirt; it's the dark blue one, long sleeved, coral buttons.

These urges arise in my belly, my bowels speak loudly....

"Potty!"

And I run, I run like the wind but when I take a seat upon the unprotected public toilet seat, down the hall and to the right... first door, nothing but loose bits release from my anus. It's frustrating, I tell you... down right frustrating.

I got a tip one day, reading WebMD... and Smith007 commented that "my doctor told me that humans were always meant to stand while they deficate. I do it, and it feels great." I went on to rub my wrists, then. Where he shackles of society left sore, discolored rings.... society.

Last night, I showered... for the first time in two weeks. My girlfriend kept telling me that something smelled like demon's feet, a hint to me that I should probably rinse the filth from my flesh. As I stood beneath the smoldering hot spray of water, that which turned my chest an ass-smacked red, I felt the warmth brewing in my belly. The subtle gnaw of my bowels begging for a release that had been coming since the stone age, when man walked naked, bare balls and tits swinging freely. Free. All I could think about was the satisfaction they must've had in not having to stop to actually release their bodily fluids, because society hadn't been made up yet. Civilized life was millions of years off and even when we, the modern people, found out that our earliest kin pooped and pissed any and everywhere... well, they wouldn't have to hear it: they're dead.

I released then, oh how I relesed. My anus flared, and the rush of warmth exploding from my rump felt divine. Like, the sound of your first aftermarket blow off valve.... psssshhhhhhhh.

The raw scent of fecal matter entwined with my girlfriends pomegranate and mango body wash, the kind you pour out on a frilly sponge... it smells good.

Now I sit here... feeling better than I have ever felt before. Yeah, I'm excited about my next shower, I might even take another tonight.

[fight club]

waste of time and bandwidth. /thread

[gunn_bleu]

waste of time and bandwidth. /thread

Try it some time, faggot. You might get the extra cum out of your butt.

[devin]

Try it some time, faggot. You might get the extra cum out of your butt.




:eek: :lmfao:

[Scrilla]

hmmm...

[4dmin]

Try it some time, faggot. You might get the extra cum out of your butt.

bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lmfao:

[fight club]

Try it some time, faggot. You might get the extra cum out of your butt.

hmmmm, gay jokes. original. now not only is your thread a waste of bandwidth, so are you. /life

[gunn_bleu]

hmmmm, gay jokes. original. now not only is your thread a waste of bandwidth, so are you. /life

Go cut your fucking internet connection. Who the hell uses that kind of shit anymore?

/life

Get the fuck off line. Or, get an excuses to be online. At least I'm getting PAID right now. Slut.

[efman]

*reaches for the popcorn*

[IntegraXTR]

interesting thread

[slowrolla97]

*grabs beer and cigs* this is getting interesting

[gunn_bleu]

Sorry to kill your fun so early, guys. That faggot went and slayed himself, though.

A moment of e-silence for his "oh-so" soft ass.

[The Golden Child]

hmmm ..

[fight club]

no actually i was reading other threads. i have an excuse to be on here... this is my down time between my two jobs. and your getting paid? oh yea, with your "twenty thousand doller monitor" getting paid isnt something that is oh so amazing. most people on here do. trust me, it takes more than some dumbass who posts a stupid middle school story of shitting in the shower to make me want to go kill myself.

[gunn_bleu]

no actually i was reading other threads. i have an excuse to be on here... this is my down time between my two jobs. and your getting paid? oh yea, with your "twenty thousand doller monitor" getting paid isnt something that is oh so amazing. most people on here do. trust me, it takes more than some dumbass who posts a stupid middle school story of shitting in the shower to make me want to go kill myself.

Oh yeah, that's right. You're the faggot that corrected my mistake in the other thread. You're right, not thousand, hundred. Thirty inch Mac monitors don't cost that much.

And getting paid IS oh so amazing. I am surprised, however.

I didn't think that you could actually READ at a middle-school level. And, that you've got downtime between blowing your friends. Faggot.

[1439/2000]

waste of time and bandwidth. /thread

No such thing as wasted bandwidth

[fight club]

Oh yeah, that's right. You're the faggot that corrected my mistake in the other thread. You're right, not thousand, hundred. Thirty inch Mac monitors don't cost that much.

And getting paid IS oh so amazing. I am surprised, however.

I didn't think that you could actually READ at a middle-school level. And, that you've got downtime between blowing your friends. Faggot.


agian with the gay jokes man. seriously, get some new material. then pm me and we'll pick this lil e-fight back up.

[gunn_bleu]

agian with the gay jokes man. seriously, get some new material. then pm me and we'll pick this lil e-fight back up.

As a writer, I'm told to write about what I know. You suck pole, I talk about it. That's how it works.

Less you want to tell me some other deep dark secret?? Other than that, shut the fuck up and go make some money, hooker.

[fight club]

lol, if your a writer, i feel sorry for your followers, if there are any. your threads are so full of grammatical and spelling errors that a book or story by you must read like a mad-lib filled in by a two year old.
and since im sure your going to correct my grammer and spelling, remember this, i dont claim to be a writer.

[gunn_bleu]

This bitch attempted, ATTEMPTED, to tell me that my posts are "filled" with grammatical errors.

You claim to be an American, right? Way to prove our Educational Facilities blow Wild Stallions, faggot.

Do yourself a favor and quit trying, twat drop.

[babygurl]

This bitch attempted, ATTEMPTED, to tell me that my posts are "filled" with grammatical errors.

You claim to be an American, right? Way to prove our Educational Facilities blow Wild Stallions, faggot.

Do yourself a favor and quit trying, twat drop.


just curious, freelance, or what?

and you grammar isnt that bad! LOL

[fight club]

lmao, well at least you followed the faggot with twat drop so i guess some originality. im going to go waste my time other places, enjoy your thread about shitting in the shower.

[Z32redondo]

If this is true you are one sick MOFO...:2cents:

[gunn_bleu]

just curious, freelance, or what?

and you grammar isnt that bad! LOL

Seven years Silver-Screen. Freelance with an option to be represented by William-Morris Agency of California.

Currently looking to fund unique projects, short films and features, that can/should be shot in a High-Definition medium. Proported budget must be no more than ten-thousand a piece.

[gunn_bleu]

lmao, well at least you followed the faggot with twat drop so i guess some originality. im going to go waste my time other places, enjoy your thread about shitting in the shower.

That's right, fucker. Give credit where it's due. You wouldn't have wasted your time if you weren't interested.

[fight club]

haha not interested, bored.

[gunn_bleu]

If this is true you are one sick MOFO...:2cents:

I could be. I mean, who KNOWS which parts are TRUE?

[gunn_bleu]

haha not interested, bored.

Yeah, that's why you posted thirty seconds after I did. I win, monkey cum. Give it up.

[fight club]

its called new posts buttons.

[babygurl]

Seven years Silver-Screen. Freelance with an option to be represented by William-Morris Agency of California.

Currently looking to fund unique projects, short films and features, that can/should be shot in a High-Definition medium. Proported budget must be no more than ten-thousand a piece.


Impressive....

[gunn_bleu]

Impressive....

Not really. Trust me, I'm beginning to think California isn't worth it.

[ShooterMcGavin]

As a writer, I'm told to write about what I know. You suck pole, I talk about it. That's how it works.

Less you want to tell me some other deep dark secret?? Other than that, shut the fuck up and go make some money, hooker.

funny post, and as with reading your other post, one can tell you're educated in the ways of correct grammar usage. (hence i can deduce that "secrets" was misspelled in the title because of a TYPO, and "gross" was misspelled probably because you were trying to be funny)

anyway, just thought i'd chip in my :2cents: and advise you against saying what you did (quoted above). considering the topic was homosexuality, might not be such a good idea to tout that you're a writer that writes about what he/she KNOWS, catch my drift? :goodjob:

[gunn_bleu]

funny post, and as with reading your other post, one can tell you're educated in the ways of correct grammar usage. (hence i can deduce that "secrets" was misspelled in the title because of a TYPO, and "gross" was misspelled probably because you were trying to be funny)

anyway, just thought i'd chip in my :2cents: and advise you against saying what you did (quoted above). considering the topic was homosexuality, might not be such a good idea to tout that you're a writer that writes about what he/she KNOWS, catch my drift? :goodjob:

I mispelled Secrets on purpose.

And, I think you failed to interpret my words correctly. I was referring to the fact that cheery enjoys stuffing condom coated clawless hamsters up his ass, and since I know this... I should write about it.

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^gotcha, can definitely see now what you mean as well as how it could be easily misinterpreted :D

[gunn_bleu]

^^^gotcha, can definitely see now what you mean as well as how it could be easily misinterpreted :D

It's okay. I'm a forgiving fellow. You may go now, and spread the word of Gunn. Cherry is a flaming faggot.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

oh my...