The dogs drank antifreeze and died!

[TheSnail]

They just drank it in the past hour and now they are not moving! I should of cleaned up all the oil and antifreeze and crap sooner! What the hell am I going to tell my parents!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/IMG_1281.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/IMG_1282.jpg

[Hulud]

tahts just fucked up

[~The_Duke~]

this is so another internet joke...

[bdydrpdmazda]

you should try to hide the dogs and tell your parents they were stolen....haha

[TheSnail]

What should I do?

[civic95]

That one in the back is breathing. Kick him, and see if he moves.

[B16a2 Civic]

HAHAHA

[YokotaS13]

i laughed...a little

[TheSnail]

you should try to hide the dogs and tell your parents they were stolen....haha


Thats not a bad idea. Take the invisible fence coalers off of them and dump them in the creek behind my house. That way they will think they ran off.

[dereksi]

I almost laughed,but didnt

[bdydrpdmazda]

thats a horrible idea, I was joking

[bdydrpdmazda]

the truth always comes out in the end

[The Golden Child]

it was a honest mistake im sorry to hear that your dogs passed away ..

i hope this isnt a joke ..

[B16a2 Civic]

i think its funnay, and im not sorry

[bdydrpdmazda]

if this is serious you should call a vet or somthing

[~The_Duke~]

it was a honest mistake im sorry to hear that your dogs passed away ..

i hope this isnt a joke ..

I bet this is a joke...

[ahmonrah]

I almost laughed,but didnt I almost didnt laugh, but then i cracked the hell up!!


i think its funnay, and im not sorryi agree!!

oh and DAYUMMMMM if that garage isnt an ecological disaster!!!!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

you kill them cause they black?

[Ran]

I'm Korean, give them to me and we'll be eatting good tonight. :cool:

[TheSnail]

I have two hours to carry out a plan.

[Wurm]

poke them with you bayonet on your AK

[TheSnail]

poke them with you bayonet on your AK


How about I get you the seven spoke wheel right now, and you take care of the situation?

[bdydrpdmazda]

in a crisis like this, you guys still manage to crack me up, its sad to see people gain happiness in the misfortune of others.....who am I kidding, i think this shits funny too

[B16a2 Civic]

stuff them and put them in your car as a secondary alarm

[~The_Duke~]

Shit I think this is another internet joke becuase those 2 pics are not of the some garage if they were you could see the oil\antifreeze spot on the floor from the pic that has the dogs in it...

[Ran]

stuff them and put them in your car as a secondary alarmWow...that's creative. Nice!

[B16a2 Civic]

stuff them and put them in your car as a secondary alarm

good idea

[TheSnail]

Shit I think this is another internet joke becuase those 2 pics are not of the some garage if they were you could see the oil\antifreeze spot on the floor from the pic that has the dogs in it...


They were taken withing 30sec of each other. Its a 3 car garage.

[TheSnail]

I would have to have them stuffed so they dont start to rot in my car.

[B16a2 Civic]

stuff it!

[TheSnail]

Im not stuffing shit. You need chemicals and crap

[B16a2 Civic]

go buy!

[TheSnail]

Anyone know some one with a Woodchipper?

[The Golden Child]

go adopt 2 rots from the shelter right now and bring the other 2 dogs to the vet and dispose of them safetly ..

[bdydrpdmazda]

just tell them what you did, what are they gonna do, give you antifreeze too?

[~The_Duke~]

I still think this is a hoax...

[TheSnail]

They will be royally pissed, for losing them + the one in the back was 5weeks pregnant.

[gijoe0720]

bwahahahahaha. man that is funny as hell.

[~The_Duke~]

They will be royally pissed, for losing them + the one in the back was 5weeks pregnant.

you are going to get raped if this is real...

[TheSnail]

Thats why I need to make a fucking plan asap

[civic95]

put poison in the yard, and blame it on the neighbor

[ahmonrah]

Anyone know some one with a Woodchipper?BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lmfao:

[gijoe0720]

take them off somewhere and dump them and tell them that they ran away or take them out in the road and run over them and then say they got run over

[ahmonrah]

in a crisis like this, you guys still manage to crack me up, its sad to see people gain happiness in the misfortune of others.....who am I kidding, i think this shits funny too even you've got to admit, there is some comical aspect to this whoole thing!

[TheSnail]

We dont live that close to the neighbors, And their invisible fence ends about 300ft from the neighbors house. So that wont work.

[gijoe0720]

take them off somewhere and dump them and tell them that they ran away or take them out in the road and run over them and then say they got run over


great idea

[~The_Duke~]

go to the store go get a couple more of those concerate blocks, then get some rope, then drive to a lake and tie them up and then tie on the blocks and throw um in...

[gijoe0720]

make some pipe bombs and stick them down thier throats and tell your parents that aliens came and shot your dogs with a laser beam thingy

[ahmonrah]

We dont live that close to the neighbors, And their invisible fence ends about 300ft from the neighbors house. So that wont work.so put them at the woods edge.....tell moms that you seen deer and the dogs wanted to go chase them so you took the collars off, you grabbed you rifle, took 2 shots and accidently shot both dogs. well them you'll have to shoot them. (nevermind) :lmfao:

[ahmonrah]

refer to my quote.......

[gijoe0720]

make some pipe bombs and stick them down thier throats and tell your parents that aliens came and shot your dogs with a laser beam thingy




yet another great idea

[~The_Duke~]

burn them...

[ahmonrah]

fuck it....he better start digging a big ass hole!!!!

[gijoe0720]

if it is a male and female then position them as if they were fuckin and tell your mom you was watchin and the bottom one started shakin and crap and you think it had a sezure and then when that happened it made the other dog have a heart attack

[TheSnail]

The ran over on the street is a real good idea!

+1 gijoe

[MR2DR]

dude, he is fcuked.. take off their collars, throw them in a dumpster and say they ran away. seriously dude, i hope this isn't a joke, if it's real im hella sorry for your loss.

[gijoe0720]

The ran over on the street is a real good idea!

+1 gijoe
hell yea i am the fuckin man

[~The_Duke~]

tell um that the phsyco guy that you thought he killed his wife came and let them out and feed them the antifreeze...

[Sirius R]

Carve thier eyes out and blame it on aliens.

I think there is still one lurking around the work bench..

[99SI]

Ethylene glycol (antifreeze) takes a little while to crystalize in the kidneys and liver and cause death. It is not a quick effect and would take longer than an hour to kill a dog of that size. Even if they drank a significant amount death would likely take at least 6-18 hours.

[The Golden Child]

i wonder if they went to doggy heaven ??

[TheSnail]

Ethylene glycol (antifreeze) takes a little while to crystalize in the kidneys and liver and cause death. It is not a quick effect and would take longer than an hour to kill a dog of that size. Even if they drank a significant amount death would likely take at least 6-18 hours.


Dont question my story 99SI

[~The_Duke~]

lets face it snail is going to get raped, so he might as well go find some lube...

[TheSnail]

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore:(

[~The_Duke~]

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore:(

:lmao: haha

[bdydrpdmazda]

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore:(

wow, thats a whole different thread right there buddy.

[ahmonrah]

Ethylene glycol (antifreeze) takes a little while to crystalize in the kidneys and liver and cause death. It is not a quick effect and would take longer than an hour to kill a dog of that size. Even if they drank a significant amount death would likely take at least 6-18 hours. you're ruining the funny here .............

[Niger]

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore:(helllllll yeah :jerkit: :nautjerk:

[EK9Type S]

Well I got a hold of the survaillance tapes and I freezed a frame that has the culprit at the scene of the crime.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/RSXRudebwoy/catattack.jpg

here the camera pans over and see the murderer in action.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/RSXRudebwoy/animated93.gif

Show this to your parents and the local police and maybe they will catch him.

[bdydrpdmazda]

now that shits funny^^^

[tatodotcom]

that sucks, it taste like sugar water to them, and if they did drink it, their dead

[EK9Type S]

well i dont think milo and otis are takin a nap, lol.

[bdydrpdmazda]

dude your folks are gonna come home and see some dead ass dogs in the garage, maybe you should get off the comp and move them or something

[bdydrpdmazda]

sell them on e bay just make sure you tell the new owners that they sleep alot

[Wurm]

How about I get you the seven spoke wheel right now, and you take care of the situation?
kinda late but ok ill set the dogs on fire no questions asked

[EK9Type S]

That was my idea, but either way my boy's wife used to sell used socks right off her feet to dudes with foot fetishes, people are weird.

[Wurm]

That was my idea, but either way my boy's wife used to sell used socks right off her feet to dudes with foot fetishes, people are weird.
feet are nasty

[The Golden Child]

or be a man tell them they drank the antifreeze and cry ..

[BlkCD5]

Am i the only one who doesn't find this funny? I mean when his parents get home, they might rip him a new one. Just tell them that when you spilled the antifreeze, the dogs just ran up and started slurpin on it and you tried to push them away.

[ahmonrah]

sell them on e bay just make sure you tell the new owners that they sleep alottell the potential buyers they suffer from permanent continuous narcolepsy......

[P. A.]

man....this is sooooo funny :lmfao:
than again ....sorry about you'r dog's :(
......................can't think of any idea.................
.................................................. ...................
.................................................. ......................
.................................................. ....... :lmfao: :lmfao:

[TheSnail]

Yeah its too late anyway. My mom came home early, and is distraught on the whole situation. She called my dad, and they were trying to interrogate me, but I just said I was not home and did not know what happened. I hope they just bury the dogs, and not take them to the vet to see what happened. If they do, then they will blame me once the vet gives them the results. But I also heard that antifreeze was untraceable, so we will see.

[P. A.]

damn ... just be prepared for the worst, you may need to find a roomate or some thing.........to move to......................and the worst part.................................
.............................find a job to pay for the bill's............

[rickgiblin]

ok, for real, are you being serrious that your dogs died or just kiddin... i dont know what to believe what anyone says

[TheSnail]

Yeah, you would most likely see me under a bypass before seeing me at a job. One thing I hate, is commitment and responsibility. I like not having to do anything and not having any obligations.

[TheSnail]

ok, for real, are you being serrious that your dogs died or just kiddin... i dont know what to believe what anyone says


Whats the temperature outside right now?

[slowrolla97]

Yeah, you would most likely see me under a bypass before seeing me at a job. One thing I hate, is commitment and responsibility. I like not having to do anything and not having any obligations.
lol i do not think that is going to get you very far in life.

[rickgiblin]

not shure but heres the 5 day forcast

Tomorrow
Jun. 13Isolated Thunderstorms WednesdayHi: 86°
Lo: 65°
Jun. 14Mostly Sunny Thursday Hi: 89°
Lo: 64°
Jun. 15Sunny FridayHi: 87°
Lo: 65°
Jun. 16Sunny SaturdayHi: 90°
Lo: 66°
Jun. 17Mostly Sunny Hi: 88°
Lo: 67°

[P. A.]

not shure but heres the 5 day forcast

Tomorrow
Jun. 13Isolated Thunderstorms WednesdayHi: 86°
Lo: 65°
Jun. 14Mostly Sunny Thursday Hi: 89°
Lo: 64°
Jun. 15Sunny FridayHi: 87°
Lo: 65°
Jun. 16Sunny SaturdayHi: 90°
Lo: 66°
Jun. 17Mostly Sunny Hi: 88°
Lo: 67°
:lmfao:

[TheSnail]

lol i do not think that is going to get you very far in life.


Its been worrying me latley. I dont want to live a real life. I dont want a job. Thats why i have been playing the lottery to win millions. But if I dont win it I dont know if I would want to live life as a sheep, and will most likly use that AK on myself.

[TheSnail]

not shure but heres the 5 day forcast

Tomorrow
Jun. 13Isolated Thunderstorms WednesdayHi: 86°
Lo: 65°
Jun. 14Mostly Sunny Thursday Hi: 89°
Lo: 64°
Jun. 15Sunny FridayHi: 87°
Lo: 65°
Jun. 16Sunny SaturdayHi: 90°
Lo: 66°
Jun. 17Mostly Sunny Hi: 88°
Lo: 67°


Well if the current temp is 65deg then thats what their body temp is right now.

[P. A.]

WOW^^

[P. A.]

i mean wau wau..

[Elbow]

:eek: lol

[ahmonrah]

weeeeeee1!!! well the dogs had a good life....is that what you want ?? then when you get tired of living you can hara-kiri, just like them. just dont be in the garage. that way your folks won't get a triple shock! j/k

[The Ren]

Dude speaking of dead dog stories.. I have a real one.. today at work a lady came running in with her little pug.. she said it got away last night and then found it this evening under the deck.. the dog was having trouble breathing on her way in.. unfourtunatly it had died by the time it got to the office.. but it had bite marks all over it.. poor thing...

[GTScoob]

One thing I hate, is commitment and responsibility.

Well one thing you're going to have to do is own up to the responsibility and learn how to count to 2.

Sorry to hear about the dogs, shoulda cleaned up the mess when it first happened not let some chemicals sitting around.

[fight club]

seriously people, who the fuck is sick enough to take a pic of their dead dogs lying in the garage. noone.

[TheSnail]

I loved my dogs

[SixSquared]

That's way sad.... but at the same time I find myself having to try ridiculously hard not to laugh. Just.. the way the thread is titled... I really hope this is some sick joke, which I think it is. The light's not coming in at all on the right of the dog pic, which makes me think it's actually a 2 car garage, but who knows.

[TheSnail]

It is sad.

On the side note, since a couple people think its a 2 car garage, I just took some pics when I went to smoke a cig (4:53am).

3 car garage.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/IMG_1284.jpg

Where the dogs were (ps: that clock on the wall ran out of batterys)
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/IMG_1285.jpg

The other side
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/IMG_1286.jpg

The third bay
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/IMG_1287.jpg

The oil/antifreeze/crap
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/IMG_1288.jpg

[SixSquared]

that's totally sad. :( sorry about the pups.

[bdydrpdmazda]

so where are the dogs now? did your mom come home and you still had them just laying in your garage dead?

[never_finished]

damn man i just saw this thread....cant believe this shit....i loved those dogs :(

[TheSnail]

so where are the dogs now? did your mom come home and you still had them just laying in your garage dead?


She took them too the animal hospital even though they were dead. And yes, I did not move them, so she came home with them in the same spot.

[TheSnail]

damn man i just saw this thread....cant believe this shit....i loved those dogs :(


Remember when Greta would go for the frisbee only if you were the one throwing it? I still believe she liked you more then me.

[bdydrpdmazda]

it might now have been so bad if you had just moved them over by the wall or somthing so she didnt have to step around them to get out of her car.

[TheSnail]

it might now have been so bad if you had just moved them over by the wall or somthing so she didnt have to step around them to get out of her car.


The thing is I "wasnt home" at the time, so the more inconvenient it is for my mom the more truthful my story sounds to her.

[RandomGuy]

dude...
you shoulda played the go to the pet store buy random snakes... take pics with the snakes near the dog... use a meat skewer and poke 2 holes near the necks and tell ur parents that one viscious ass snake owned both of them and came for you and that she's lucky you made it

[TheSnail]

dude...
you shoulda played the go to the pet store buy random snakes... take pics with the snakes near the dog... use a meat skewer and poke 2 holes near the necks and tell ur parents that one viscious ass snake owned both of them and came for you and that she's lucky you made it


But my way was much easyer. I am a very lazy person, you know that.

[redlinenprelude]

howa bout you kick it and wake it up? freakin dog days of summer outside..

[ahmonrah]

wow...so its true...funny but true. so sorry(stifles giggles from all prior jokes), give ya moms a hug for me. BLAME THE DREADED CHUPACABRA!!!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

so what happened?

[The Golden Child]

yea so what happened ..

[B16a2 Civic]

well..

[Romeyo07]

a little off topic, but your garage is waaaaaaaaay cleaner than when I first went there.

[The Golden Child]

i wonder if he got his ass pounded by his mom ..

[LemonAJAX]

make some pipe bombs and stick them down thier throats and tell your parents that aliens came and shot your dogs with a laser beam thingy

that.. would have been a good idea!!! lol man i cant stop laughing my fucking ass off... LIRL

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v59/domiho/dog.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v59/domiho/?)

WTF!!! did you feed my dog antifreeze too???

[Brett]

Take them to the chinese place up the street then have your parents order dinner :lmfao:

[aaronfelipe]

run them over and say you dont know what heppened.

[The Golden Child]

ur all late his parents found out already .. lolz

[TheSnail]

I should of dumped them in the creek.

[The Golden Child]

so what happened ..
did you get your ass beat by your parents or what man ..

[TheSnail]

No, they were just trying to get me to admit that I had something to do with it. I didnt say a word so they did not beat my ass.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

that's just wrong man.

[Leisa]

I CALL BS ... .COMPLETELY!

[The Golden Child]

i saved the pictures and you entry if you dont give me 1 billion dollars i will go to your house and tell your parents what really happened ..

[VUU]

if it is a male and female then position them as if they were fuckin and tell your mom you was watchin and the bottom one started shakin and crap and you think it had a sezure and then when that happened it made the other dog have a heart attack

Now that's funny ^^^^^

[rollin_s2k]

i bet the EPA and PETA love you

[~The_Duke~]

There was a PETA protest day up at North Ga College a while back...me and a couple Friends went out there and walked around having conversations with all the PETA & vetatarians while eating nice big 1/2 pound burgers that were cooked mid-rare...

[Greddypacked]

Dude i dont know but that is some stupid sh!t. Those dogs look cool and if i was your parents you would buy 2 more dogs and clean the garage to a clean shine for like 2 months. That sh!t just dont happen, if it really even did.

[RandomGuy]

oops
http://www.petadishoom.com/boards/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=389

[Greddypacked]

:lmfao: ^ watch for dorkes dressed like cops w/ a animal police badge knocking at your front door.

[RandomGuy]

:lmfao: ^ watch for dorkes dressed like cops w/ a animal police badge knocking at your front door.
AHAHAHAH THAT IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST FORUM EVER... look at my posts

[P. A.]

:hanged:

[rollin_s2k]

nice fuck up! i almost pissed on myself, funny as hell
in an hour look out the window for protesters and little picket signs with the dogs on it
saying "what the fuck did we do to you"

[TheSnail]

Great job Hasan... :slap:

[Fast Shadow]

You should have eaten them.

[TheSnail]

Anyone interested in a fur coat and a hand bag for the up comming winter?

[MR2DR]

^^^^oh hell naw, LIRL!!!!