AND YOU THOUGHT TELEMARKETERS WERE BOTHERING YOU !

[Annihilation]

WTF ....I'M GETTIN BOTHER ONLINE TOO NOW

munda bhai (2:13:21 PM): NAMASTE SIR!
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:13:40 PM): Uh ok
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:13:42 PM): wad up
munda bhai (2:13:43 PM): THIS IS RAJEEV.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:13:55 PM): THIS IS DUMBASS
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:14:00 PM): Who R U
munda bhai (2:14:03 PM): I AM TRYING TO TAKE AN ORDER FOR DISH NET WORK.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:14:15 PM): I AM TRYING TO KICK UR ASS
munda bhai (2:14:20 PM): ARE YOU INTERESTED SIR?

CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:14:29 PM): DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT

munda bhai (2:14:31 PM): I AM SERIOUS SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:14:36 PM): SO AM I
munda bhai (2:14:39 PM): I DON'T KNOW SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:14:47 PM): WHEN I FIDN OUT WHO U R I WILL KICK UR ASS

munda bhai (2:14:55 PM): I'LL TAKE YOUR NUMBER AND HOUSE ADDRESS DOWN AND TRY TO CALL YOU FOR DETAILS.

CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:14:59 PM): WHAT IS YOUR LOCATION
munda bhai (2:15:12 PM): MUMBAI, INDIA
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:15:33 PM): AND HOW DID YOU GET MY SCREEN NAME
munda bhai (2:15:33 PM): I LIVE IN NEW YORK.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:15:36 PM): OK
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:15:45 PM): I"ll TAKE THE FIRST FLIGHT OUT
munda bhai (2:15:47 PM): MUMBAI IS WHERE I USED TO LIVE.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:15:56 PM): GIVE ME YOUR NAME, NUMBER AND ADDRESS
munda bhai (2:16:14 PM): SIR ARE YOU OKAY?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:16:21 PM): I AM TALKING TO YOU
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:16:25 PM): I AM FINE
munda bhai (2:16:42 PM): I THINK YOU ARE CONFUSING ME FOR ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBER OR SOMETHING SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:16:49 PM): PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR NAME < NUMBER AND ADDRESS and I WILL CONTACT YOU
munda bhai (2:16:51 PM): I KNOW THAT SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:17:08 PM): SIR DO AS I SAY
munda bhai (2:17:16 PM): SO YOU INTERESTED IN DISHNET WORK THEN SIR?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:17:17 PM): I WILL CONTACT YOU
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:17:36 PM): SURE , IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR INFORMATION
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:17:52 PM): NAME, NUMBER, AND ADDRESS
munda bhai (2:17:55 PM): YOU CAN NOT REACH ME SIR BECAUSE I LIVE HERE IN NEW YORK WITH MY LOVELY WIFE AND THREE KIDS.
munda bhai (2:17:59 PM): THIS IS MY JOB.
munda bhai (2:18:04 PM): I AM AT WORK RIGHT NOW.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:18:16 PM): IT IS OK I WILL MAKE A HOUSE VISIT
munda bhai (2:18:16 PM): I AM TAKING AN ORDER FOR DISHNET WORK SIR.
munda bhai (2:18:36 PM): WHERE DO YOU LIVE SIR?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:18:39 PM): U CAN HAVE MY ORDER ONCE I CONTACT YOU
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:18:54 PM): I AM IN GEORGIA

CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:19:26 PM): so do you want me to fill your order SIR
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:19:41 PM): IF YOU WILL GIVE ME YOUR INFORMATION YOU CAN HAVE MINE
munda bhai (2:20:06 PM): RAJEEVE,212-505-4877, WESTWOOD DRIVE AVENUE
munda bhai (2:20:09 PM): OKAY SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (2:20:26 PM): YOUR ADDRESS IS NOT COMPLETE
CrAcK PoT DeSi (3:28:02 PM): cONTACT ME BACK IN 30MINS
Previous message was not received by munda bhai because of error (3:28:03 PM): User munda bhai is not available.

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL

[Annihilation]

so i go at him at his own game


CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:44:33 PM): Hello
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:44:55 PM): This is Ramesh
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:03 PM): Would you like a slushi
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:21 PM): I am contacting you in regards to our new slurpi machines
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:27 PM): they make 5 different flavors
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:46:04 PM): apple, tamirendo, mango, peach and of course Curry
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:49:38 PM): hello
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:49:51 PM): if u answer my question i will order from you
munda bhai (5:53:58 PM): HELLO SIR!
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:04 PM): hi
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:10 PM): I sell slushi machines
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:18 PM): u know those frozen drinks
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:56 PM): could u take a quick survey?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:05 PM): i will give you my information
munda bhai (5:55:06 PM): WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SIR?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:10 PM): can i get B4U
munda bhai (5:55:21 PM): YES.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:35 PM): Do you like slushi?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:40 PM): its liek a frozen drink
munda bhai (5:55:40 PM): CHARGE OF $3.99.
munda bhai (5:55:50 PM): YES I THINK SO.
munda bhai (5:55:52 PM): WHY SIR?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:55 PM): how much do i pay monthly total?
munda bhai (5:56:19 PM): $19.95
munda bhai (5:56:21 PM): SIR
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:56:31 PM): what is your favorite flavor?
munda bhai (5:56:42 PM): MANGO SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:56:56 PM): so its 19.99 + 3.99?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:10 PM): we are experimenting on new flavors :apple, tamirendo, mango, peach and of course Curry
munda bhai (5:57:11 PM): NO SIR.
munda bhai (5:57:23 PM): JUST $19.99.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:26 PM): whihc one do you think will sell the most
munda bhai (5:57:28 PM): I DONT LIKE CURRY.
munda bhai (5:57:35 PM): MANGO.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:37 PM): ok so 19.99 and i also get b4u?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:59 PM): wat other desi channels do you have
munda bhai (5:58:20 PM): NO FIRST YOU HAVE TO PAY $19.99 PER MONTH.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:58:39 PM): thats wat i was asking 19.99 plus 3.99 for the channels
munda bhai (5:58:58 PM): YES SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:59:37 PM): woulds you be interested in purchasing a personal slushi machine for your home?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:59:46 PM): so wat toher channels do you have
munda bhai (6:00:08 PM): WELL WE HAVE THESE CHANNELS AND MORE: ZEE TV, TV ASIA, Sony Entertainment Television, B4U and ZEE Gold
munda bhai (6:00:44 PM): DOES THAT SURPRISE YOU SIR?
munda bhai (6:01:31 PM): Dish Network offers the widest variety of Indian programming options to suit the needs of our diverse population and languages. Nowhere else can you find Indian movies, news, dramas, and more in Hindi, Punjabi, Gujarati, and even English.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:42 PM): so would u like a personal slushi machine?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:52 PM): wat is the difference between ZEE Gold and Zee Tv
Previous message was not received by munda bhai because of error (6:01:53 PM): Your buddy cannot receive messages as quickly as you are sending them. Please allow more time between sending each message.

CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:58 PM): wat is the difference between ZEE Gold and Zee Tv
munda bhai (6:03:25 PM): NO SIR.
munda bhai (6:03:44 PM): I DONT WANT A SLUSHI MACHINE, BUT I DONT KNOW. HOW MUCH IS IT SIR?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:03:57 PM): $19.99 per month
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:04:01 PM): and 3.99 per flavor
munda bhai (6:04:39 PM): THAT'S A RIP OFF SIR. THAT'S A MONEY LOOTER SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:22 PM): you are the money looter ....i dont pay for my Dish Tv...i have a programmed card that i can view all channels
munda bhai (6:05:25 PM): ZEE TV OFFERS MOVIES AND ZEE GOLD OFFERS WIDE VARIETY.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:32 PM): do you sell the programmed cards?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:50 PM): if so i will buy those
munda bhai (6:05:56 PM): THAT'S ILLEGAL SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:03 PM): i have the receiver
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:13 PM): dont worry only you and i know about it
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:26 PM): i will gladly pay you $50 per card
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:29 PM): US
munda bhai (6:06:30 PM): MY MANAGER IS READING EVERYTHING I TYPE HERE.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:37 PM): ok u can call me then
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:40 PM): later
munda bhai (6:06:46 PM): WAIT SIR
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:54 PM): and maybe i might get a dish tv service too
munda bhai (6:06:54 PM): I DONT HAVE YOUR NUMBER SIR.
munda bhai (6:06:58 PM): MAY I GET THAT?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:58 PM): o
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:01 PM): ok
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:03 PM): hold on
munda bhai (6:07:24 PM): SIR YOU THERE?
munda bhai (6:07:35 PM): I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE WAITING SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:36 PM): yes one moment please
munda bhai (6:07:43 PM): OKAY SIR.
munda bhai signed off at 6:09:20 PM.

[RandomGuy]

lol send him my sn

[DJ XtRaK©]

what a bitch...my turn!

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

lolll

[xechno]

hahahaha

[GTScoob]

I wish I could get someone like that instead of the stupid webcam bots that say "Hello" and as soon as you respond you get "Come check out me and some friends" with some random link.

[SixSquared]

I love how he's saying it's a ripoff but still calling you sir. buahahaha. I'm gonna have a swing at 'im when I get home

[B16a2 Civic]

so i go at him at his own game


CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:44:33 PM): Hello
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:44:55 PM): This is Ramesh
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:03 PM): Would you like a slushi
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:21 PM): I am contacting you in regards to our new slurpi machines
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:45:27 PM): they make 5 different flavors
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:46:04 PM): apple, tamirendo, mango, peach and of course Curry
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:49:38 PM): hello
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:49:51 PM): if u answer my question i will order from you
munda bhai (5:53:58 PM): HELLO SIR!
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:04 PM): hi
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:10 PM): I sell slushi machines
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:18 PM): u know those frozen drinks
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:54:56 PM): could u take a quick survey?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:05 PM): i will give you my information
munda bhai (5:55:06 PM): WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SIR?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:10 PM): can i get B4U
munda bhai (5:55:21 PM): YES.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:35 PM): Do you like slushi?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:40 PM): its liek a frozen drink
munda bhai (5:55:40 PM): CHARGE OF $3.99.
munda bhai (5:55:50 PM): YES I THINK SO.
munda bhai (5:55:52 PM): WHY SIR?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:55:55 PM): how much do i pay monthly total?
munda bhai (5:56:19 PM): $19.95
munda bhai (5:56:21 PM): SIR
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:56:31 PM): what is your favorite flavor?
munda bhai (5:56:42 PM): MANGO SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:56:56 PM): so its 19.99 + 3.99?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:10 PM): we are experimenting on new flavors :apple, tamirendo, mango, peach and of course Curry
munda bhai (5:57:11 PM): NO SIR.
munda bhai (5:57:23 PM): JUST $19.99.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:26 PM): whihc one do you think will sell the most
munda bhai (5:57:28 PM): I DONT LIKE CURRY.
munda bhai (5:57:35 PM): MANGO.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:37 PM): ok so 19.99 and i also get b4u?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:57:59 PM): wat other desi channels do you have
munda bhai (5:58:20 PM): NO FIRST YOU HAVE TO PAY $19.99 PER MONTH.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:58:39 PM): thats wat i was asking 19.99 plus 3.99 for the channels
munda bhai (5:58:58 PM): YES SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:59:37 PM): woulds you be interested in purchasing a personal slushi machine for your home?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (5:59:46 PM): so wat toher channels do you have
munda bhai (6:00:08 PM): WELL WE HAVE THESE CHANNELS AND MORE: ZEE TV, TV ASIA, Sony Entertainment Television, B4U and ZEE Gold
munda bhai (6:00:44 PM): DOES THAT SURPRISE YOU SIR?
munda bhai (6:01:31 PM): Dish Network offers the widest variety of Indian programming options to suit the needs of our diverse population and languages. Nowhere else can you find Indian movies, news, dramas, and more in Hindi, Punjabi, Gujarati, and even English.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:42 PM): so would u like a personal slushi machine?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:52 PM): wat is the difference between ZEE Gold and Zee Tv
Previous message was not received by munda bhai because of error (6:01:53 PM): Your buddy cannot receive messages as quickly as you are sending them. Please allow more time between sending each message.

CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:01:58 PM): wat is the difference between ZEE Gold and Zee Tv
munda bhai (6:03:25 PM): NO SIR.
munda bhai (6:03:44 PM): I DONT WANT A SLUSHI MACHINE, BUT I DONT KNOW. HOW MUCH IS IT SIR?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:03:57 PM): $19.99 per month
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:04:01 PM): and 3.99 per flavor
munda bhai (6:04:39 PM): THAT'S A RIP OFF SIR. THAT'S A MONEY LOOTER SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:22 PM): you are the money looter ....i dont pay for my Dish Tv...i have a programmed card that i can view all channels
munda bhai (6:05:25 PM): ZEE TV OFFERS MOVIES AND ZEE GOLD OFFERS WIDE VARIETY.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:32 PM): do you sell the programmed cards?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:05:50 PM): if so i will buy those
munda bhai (6:05:56 PM): THAT'S ILLEGAL SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:03 PM): i have the receiver
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:13 PM): dont worry only you and i know about it
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:26 PM): i will gladly pay you $50 per card
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:29 PM): US
munda bhai (6:06:30 PM): MY MANAGER IS READING EVERYTHING I TYPE HERE.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:37 PM): ok u can call me then
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:40 PM): later
munda bhai (6:06:46 PM): WAIT SIR
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:54 PM): and maybe i might get a dish tv service too
munda bhai (6:06:54 PM): I DONT HAVE YOUR NUMBER SIR.
munda bhai (6:06:58 PM): MAY I GET THAT?
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:06:58 PM): o
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:01 PM): ok
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:03 PM): hold on
munda bhai (6:07:24 PM): SIR YOU THERE?
munda bhai (6:07:35 PM): I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE WAITING SIR.
CrAcK PoT DeSi (6:07:36 PM): yes one moment please
munda bhai (6:07:43 PM): OKAY SIR.
munda bhai signed off at 6:09:20 PM.


LIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShooterMcGavin]

wow, that was interesting...