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ct9a gsr
06-07-2006, 03:19 PM
Apparently some dude named "Charles Norris" purchased a computer and I'm here doing an advanced security setup on it at work... I figure "Chuck" is short or a nickname for "Charles" so could this *really* be Chuck Norris's computer?

I better get working on it... he might be watching me type this right now and getting ready to chop my head off... -.-; :eek:

fight club
06-07-2006, 03:20 PM
lol where do you work?

2.0civic
06-07-2006, 03:20 PM
chuck norris doesnt teabag the ladies....he potato sacks them

Hulud
06-07-2006, 03:21 PM
chuck norris is omnipotent so watch out

IndianStig
06-07-2006, 03:22 PM
No, Chuck Norris is so smart he doesn't need a computer, he HIMSELF can connect to the internet..................................from pluto.

TheSnail
06-07-2006, 03:22 PM
He wants you to install Windows, so afterwards he can throw you through them.

thinkfast®
06-07-2006, 03:27 PM
hmm look at that

NOONE GIVES A SHIT

thinkfast®
06-07-2006, 03:27 PM
carry on

TheSnail
06-07-2006, 03:29 PM
Chuck Norris's mouse has two balls.

thinkfast®
06-07-2006, 03:34 PM
If you ever see Chuck Norris running, it's already too late.

TheSnail
06-07-2006, 03:36 PM
The only thing more powerful then a Gigabit is a Norrisbite

TheSnail
06-07-2006, 03:40 PM
When Chuck Norris had a yard sale, he sold human body parts of BestBuy CEO’s. No one says they’re better in sales then Chuck Norris.

Hulud
06-07-2006, 03:49 PM
If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down

Buford®
06-07-2006, 03:51 PM
He wants you to install Windows, so afterwards he can throw you through them.

:lmfao:

Buford®
06-07-2006, 03:52 PM
chuck norris doesnt teabag the ladies....he potato sacks them

:lmfao:

Buford®
06-07-2006, 03:53 PM
Chuck Norris's mouse has two balls.

:lmfao:

Buford®
06-07-2006, 03:54 PM
If you ever see Chuck Norris running, it's already too late.

:lmfao:

5thgcelica
06-07-2006, 04:08 PM
No, Chuck Norris is so smart he doesn't need a computer, he HIMSELF can connect to the internet..................................from pluto.
baahahahaha :goodjob:

ShooterMcGavin
06-07-2006, 05:20 PM
If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down
rofl, best one yet :lmfao: