photoshop people?

[SixSquared]

how do I drop out a background? image is red with black text... I need the red gone. Help! This thing is due in 5 hours!

[RandomGuy]

i know what you're talking about but i never been able to do that shit in photoshop.. :( good luck... i think its called 'transparency" use macromedia fireworks, its 10x better

[SixSquared]

I don't have fireworks :( I'm at work. Only have photoshop and illustrator to work with

[2.0civic]

lol, good luck with that shit then. RG, it is transparency

[SixSquared]

how do I get to transparency? I looked under image mode and didn't see it. Someone walk me through this! beginning to get panicked.. gotta have this thing two on a page-d, 1000 printed, and all of them cut in half in 4 hours now

[2.0civic]

photoshop tutorials FTW. Have you tried that? damn its been 2 years since if used any of that shit

[SixSquared]

I don't have tiiiiiiiiime... someone gimme an answer :P

[Seymour222]

Ooooooh, Early morning crisis. Break the machine. Pour water into it. Say you couldn't finish because of a short circuit.

[Wurm]

isnt there a replace item in photoshop. Im almost positive you can replace colors

[SixSquared]

tried it and it fucks it up... I've got the transparency up in illustrator but I suck at illustrator... I use it to create, not edit. fuck.

[Wurm]

you could always edit it the hard way zoom in with the erase tool lol

[RandomGuy]

http://www.photoshopguru.com/tutorials/transparent_masking (www.thepounder.com/bag.html)
2 minutes of googling gave me this

[SixSquared]

tried.. still looks like crap... I hate this shit... people bring in stuff all the time on colored paper.. I'm like "HELLO! BLACK AND WHITE!!! NOT BLACK AND RED, GREEN, PURPLE, or BLUE!"


My bad is that racist?

[SixSquared]

http://www.photoshopguru.com/tutorials/transparent_masking (www.thepounder.com/bag.html)
2 minutes of googling gave me this

quit sending me porn at work.

[Wurm]

im guiessing you work for a copy center

[SixSquared]

im guiessing you work for a copy center

FedEx/Kinko's

[Wurm]

black white text but printed on colored paper correct

[SixSquared]

^^exactly. And the paper's too dark to scan off of or do direct copies... scans/copies as dark grey

[RandomGuy]

quit sending me porn at work.
typo

lolol fedex/ kinkos

biggest slackers of all time... no offense but whenever i go in they try to piss me off sometimes "the printers are occupied, you can leave the disk and we will print it later"...

"but dude, its 4 pages"

"we can not stop the process once its started"

"but they did stop it last time"

'that is against procedure"

lol wtf they bullshit lazy fucks

chappelle show "pop copy"


hopefullly you aren't a slacker

[Wurm]

what if u run it at the lightest setting. then run the copy through at the lightest setting then use white out to get rid of all the garbage

[Wurm]

they probally brought in Red or green paper lmao

[2.0civic]

My bad is that racist?


yes, im telling your manager youre making racial slurs on company time on IA...calling first thing yesterday morning

[SixSquared]

typo

lolol fedex/ kinkos

biggest slackers of all time... no offense but whenever i go in they try to piss me off sometimes "the printers are occupied, you can leave the disk and we will print it later"...

"but dude, its 4 pages"

"we can not stop the process once its started"

"but they did stop it last time"

'that is against procedure"

lol wtf they bullshit lazy fucks

chappelle show "pop copy"


hopefullly you aren't a slacker

that shit used to piss me off, but now that I work here I know why we do it, and I do it all the damn time. You wanna leave something with me, then it's gonna be at least 8 hours before you get it back. Why? Because I have jobs that were placed weeks before yours. They have priority. By accepting your disk/jump drive/whatever, I am working it in to my schedule. The only way I'm printing it right then is if I have an absolutely empty queue, or you get here at the first 1.5 hours or the last 1.5 hours of my shift, when I'm not really doing any order work. Don't like it? Go in self service and do it yourself.

[SixSquared]

what if u run it at the lightest setting. then run the copy through at the lightest setting then use white out to get rid of all the garbage

text gets lost in translation. :(

[RandomGuy]

try this... maybe it'll work?

image> adjustments>levels>go down to the Red Channel, up top > turn that down > go to the RGB channel turn that up (to make the black come out more)

[Wurm]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh Can you retype set it.. You not going to be able to remove color from a scanned picture too many pixels.....Sorry I use to run a copy center so i know all the bullshit you are going through. I would just deny the shit lol

[2.0civic]

bass pro is like pop copy. ive been written up once and i call customers assholes, pricks, fatasses, and just about everything in the book. lol, someone asked me to push his fat 10 year old up the wall the other day. lol, i turned around and said(swear to god)"you can come inhere and push his fat ass up! im tired of pushing fat kids up the wall who have no shot." lol, the look was priceless

[Wurm]

bass pro is like pop copy. ive been written up once and i call customers assholes, pricks, fatasses, and just about everything in the book. lol, someone asked me to push his fat 10 year old up the wall the other day. lol, i turned around and said(swear to god)"you can come inhere and push his fat ass up! im tired of pushing fat kids up the wall who have no shot." lol, the look was priceless

BEWARE: Fat kid sweat is highly contagious

[SixSquared]

what if u run it at the lightest setting. then run the copy through at the lightest setting then use white out to get rid of all the garbage

just did this on the black and white machine instead of color machine (which I had on black and white setting) and it worked like a charm. A little grainy, but fuck the bitch for bringing in a red paper original

[Wurm]

just did this on the black and white machine instead of color machine (which I had on black and white setting) and it worked like a charm. A little grainy, but fuck the bitch for bringing in a red paper original

yep thats what i would say

[2.0civic]

dude i made up some shit to a fat kids aunt earlier telling her if she signed anyone that wasnt her child up that it was a class b felony and she would serve 10 years in prison for falsifying a waiver. lol, works EVERYTIME

[Wurm]

dude i made up some shit to a fat kids aunt earlier telling her if she signed anyone that wasnt her child up that it was a class b felony and she would serve 10 years in prison for falsifying a waiver. lol, works EVERYTIME

im gonna find some nasty fat girls and send them to your work

[2.0civic]

i would say fuck that bitch, then i would fuck the one in wurms sig ALL NIGHT. til i just pass out

[Wurm]

i would say fuck that bitch, then i would fuck the one in wurms sig ALL NIGHT. til i just pass out

BP has rabies just so u know

[SixSquared]

hey! As the resident fat chick, we need love too! :P

[2.0civic]

im gonna find some nasty fat girls and send them to your work


lol, ill be like holy shit!! FUPA!!!! then i would run away, and tell tehm they cant do it for whatever BS reason i decide at that point

[Wurm]

hey! As the resident fat chick, we need love too! :P

im talking like spherical fat. like a oversized wrecking ball

[2.0civic]

BP has rabies just so u know


so. id fuck her in the butt. whats BP initials for

[Wurm]

lol, ill be like holy shit!! FUPA!!!! then i would run away, and tell tehm they cant do it for whatever BS reason i decide at that point

tell them the rocks wont withstand there weight and give them a jenny craig business card

[2.0civic]

hey! As the resident fat chick, we need love too! :P


lol, if by love you mean cock then yes, evey hirl needs love. wheter flesh of plastic

[Wurm]

so. id fuck her in the butt. whats BP initials for

well i was gonna turn her into the BP blimp but you can make something up for the initials lol

[2.0civic]

tell them the rocks wont withstand there weight and give them a jenny craig business card


or the one to a suicide hotline

[SixSquared]

who is that, anyways?

And I'm pretty big... I "carry it well", though, and know how to dress well enough to slim myself down

[2.0civic]

well i was gonna turn her into the BP blimp but you can make something up for the initials lol


how bout blowing penis?? how were you going to blimp her??

[Wurm]

how bout blowing penis?? how were you going to blimp her??

i was gonna blend her body into a picture of a zepplin lol

[2.0civic]

who is that, anyways?

And I'm pretty big... I "carry it well", though, and know how to dress well enough to slim myself down


i build myself up. tube sock for the trouzer snake FTW with the bulge in front. then when im talking to older ladys i always adjust my shit. its actually a good selling tool. some 45 year old milf gave me her number one day

[Wurm]

i build myself up. tube sock for the trouzer snake FTW with the bulge in front. then when im talking to older ladys i always adjust my shit. its actually a good selling tool. some 45 year old milf gave me her number one day

your mom giving you her cell number dont count dude

[SixSquared]

i build myself up. tube sock for the trouzer snake FTW with the bulge in front. then when im talking to older ladys i always adjust my shit. its actually a good selling tool. some 45 year old milf gave me her number one day

A guy at my school was rumored to be doing the tube sock trick... that rumor was confirmed when his girl found out he was cheating and, in front of the entire marching band in the band room (300 people), she reached down his pants and pulled the sock out, while saying "Quit advertising something that you don't have and don't know how to use"

lol he transferred schools after that shit. By the next morning at 7am everyone knew.

[SixSquared]

your mom giving you her cell number dont count dude

What about his mom giving me her number?

[Wurm]

What about his mom giving me her number?

can i film the action?

[RandomGuy]

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[SixSquared]

I still don't know who the BP chick is

[RandomGuy]

I still don't know who the BP chick is
klajkldajskld

[Wurm]

I still don't know who the BP chick is

hollister girl from the varsity

[never_finished]

what bp chick?

[Wurm]

the one in my sig

[never_finished]

oh yeah, wasnt even paying attention haha

[2.0civic]

wake up!!