FACTS OF LIFE

[BABY J]

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes from April 2nd to March 31st. No one fools Chuck Norris.


If you wake up in the morning, it's because Chuck Norris spared your life.


When Chuck Norris calls shotgun, he means it.


Chuck Norris uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Chuck Norris doesn't associate with anything that is #2.


Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.


It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Chuck Norris’ milk. Oh you are so screwed.


If Chuck Norris misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.


The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Chuck Norris heard their music.


When Chuck Norris was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.


People with amnesia still remember Chuck Norris.


Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Chuck Norris, you're f’n dead."


Chuck Norris doesn't play the game SORRY. Chuck Norris apologizes to no one.

[babygurl]

ummm old

[BABY J]

ummm old

This is about Chuck Norris, not YOU!

[Rican219]

:lmfao:

[B16a2 Civic]

hmmmm

[dereksi]

fuk chuck norris

[B16a2 Civic]

derek is bold

[dereksi]

I dont play!!

[IntegraXTR]

lol at this thread

[Rican219]

http://images.dr3vil.com/files2/default/salute9lv.gif

[babygurl]

Chick Norris is annoying....

[BABY J]

Chick Norris is annoying....

Liar. You fucked him.

[babygurl]

Liar. You fucked him.


nope....thought that was you in the video??

Can I have your autograph?

[Romeyo07]

I read the title and started singing "you take the good, you take the bad, you take them all and then you have THE FACTS OF LIFE..."

[BABY J]

I read the title and started singing "you take the good, you take the bad, you take them all and then you have THE FACTS OF LIFE..."

I don't know what you mean. :)

[The Golden Child]

uhhh ..

[ShooterMcGavin]

this chuck norris shit is played out yo :rolleyes:

[B16a2 Civic]

maybe?

[Scrilla]

:lmfao:

[BABY J]

I think it's hil-FUKING-arious. So SHUT UP ABSOLUDELY b4 I email this thread link to Chuck and see what he says about it.

[B16a2 Civic]

email it to him

[ShooterMcGavin]

I think it's hil-FUKING-arious. So SHUT UP ABSOLUDELY b4 I email this thread link to Chuck and see what he says about it.

:boxing: man bring it DH, bet u don't know that jack bauer's got my back fool! :chuckles: :taun:

[BABY J]

You done fucked up now boy...

ATTACH:

From: Johnson, J'son (Atlanta)
Sent: Monday, June 05, 2006 12:40 AM
To: [email protected] ([email protected])'
Subject: YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS


ABSOLUDELY is talking shit about you man... I just wanted to let you know.

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65003&page=1&pp=15 (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65003&page=1&pp=15)

Pay close attention to post # 17

Your friend,

J’son Johnson “Baby J”
678-516-2755

[ShooterMcGavin]

You done fucked up now boy...

ATTACH:

From: Johnson, J'son (Atlanta)
Sent: Monday, June 05, 2006 12:40 AM
To: [email protected] ([email protected])'
Subject: YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS


ABSOLUDELY is talking shit about you man... I just wanted to let you know.

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65003&page=1&pp=15 (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65003&page=1&pp=15)

Pay close attention to post # 17

Your friend,

J’son Johnson “Baby J”
678-516-2755



From: Agent SHAZAM! (CTU Atlanta)
Sent: Monday, June 05, 2006 12:50 PM
To: [email protected] ([email protected])'
Subject: Atlanta Threat Assessed


Baby J aka that fag David Hasselhoff has been spotted in the Atl area making lame posts and riding around with KITT like it's Throwback Thursday everyday. This is a heads up for you to move in and do whatever's necessary to get him to stop singing and posting on IA.com

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65003&page=1&pp=15 (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65003&page=1&pp=15)

Pay close attention to post # 23

Your friend on the inside,

Agent SHAZAM! aka Absoludely
678-xxx-xxxx

how'd u know i was gonna be trashing talkin ur boi chuck at 12:40 this morning? what're u some kinda psychic or fuckup? (i'm guessing the latter)

so yeah if i were u, i'd take an EXTRA long lunch today buddy :bigok:

[CHUCK NORRIS]

**AHEM** We gotta prob??

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^rofl, yeah we got a prob, i think ur movie "sidekicks" blew goat cock! :2up:
now don't make me have to bring jack in this shit :chuckles:

[dereksi]

fuk u

[redlinenprelude]

lol in real life he would whoop all yalls asses..and stop bretts 9mm with his bare hands..

[dereksi]

Ill knock the shit outa chuck

[ShooterMcGavin]

:stupid: chuck's not even worth jack's time :lmao:

[CHUCK NORRIS]

Ill knock the shit outa chuck

When I'm done having your mom videotape me fuckin your sister, you'd better believe that ass is grass.

[dereksi]

bring it old man

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL, chuck got neg reps already

[B16a2 Civic]

bwahaha

[B16a2 Civic]

feel sorry for chuck now

[B16a2 Civic]

no i dont, im mad at chuck :mad:

[ShooterMcGavin]

:werd: best believe i got more than just neg reps for his ass too :boxing:

[dereksi]

Lol B did you get the 30 second rule taken off?

[B16a2 Civic]

Lol B did you get the 30 second rule taken off?


naaaaah, im a mod now....the peoples mod!

[B16a2 Civic]

check the avatar and statement under my screen name

[dereksi]

make me a mod homie

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^u know what i just realized about ur sig B? the red ranger's the one that ended up doin gay porn :lmfao:

[CHUCK NORRIS]

Meet me at the V and I will take care of ALL yall bitches.

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL i dont got that power

[B16a2 Civic]

Meet me at the V and I will take care of ALL yall bitches.


meet me at the V, its goin dddooowwwnnnn

[BABY J]

Chuck man... be kool. Man I'm tryna keep the peace.

[thinkfast®]

wtf is goin on in here

[B16a2 Civic]

I dunno Ricky, but now we can be like The Mod Brothers, mod on they ass's

[thinkfast®]

yea man I saw that, shit is bad ass

I dont think they ready man, these buncha lollypop gangstas

DRAMATIC NICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[CHUCK NORRIS]

Ain't nobody gonna do SHIT to me. I run this whole damn planet. God was gonna work another day and rest on the 8th day. But on the 7th day I said "Sit Down Bitch", and it was so. And the Lord sat, and it was good... b/c Chuck said it.

[B16a2 Civic]

yea man I saw that, shit is bad ass

I dont think they ready man, these buncha lollypop gangstas

DRAMATIC NICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


: silenced shots:
bop bop bop bompa clot rwude bwoy

[ShooterMcGavin]

Ain't nobody gonna do SHIT to me. I run this whole damn planet. God was gonna work another day and rest on the 8th day. But on the 7th day I said "Sit Down Bitch", and it was so. And the Lord sat, and it was good... b/c Chuck said it.

lame :jerkit:

[thinkfast®]

cannon cannon

[B16a2 Civic]

is that right absoludly....you'll get yours

[B16a2 Civic]

is that right absoludly....you'll get yours

[thinkfast®]

damn B he just called you a lame, uh oh time to lay the moderator smack down

[imbosile]

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

lots of chuck norris jokes

[B16a2 Civic]

is that right absoludly....you'll get yours

[thinkfast®]

:elbow drop:

[B16a2 Civic]

damn B he just called you a lame, uh oh time to lay the moderator smack down


it iz, he must not see that beklt in my avatar, IM THE CHAMP!

[B16a2 Civic]

* leg drop*

[B16a2 Civic]

* Boston Crab*

[CHUCK NORRIS]

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

lots of chuck norris jokes

YOU THINK IMA JOKE BITCH??? I'M NOT A FUCKIN JOKE!!!

[thinkfast®]

:ddt:

[thinkfast®]

:lex luger rack:

[B16a2 Civic]

* Pile Driver*

[thinkfast®]

6-1-9

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL, ay Ricky, post that pic of ultimate warrior with bertt sayin leeeiisssaaa

[thinkfast®]

what, this one?

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/940/12cd.png

hahaha I call it Ultimate Brett

[B16a2 Civic]

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[ShooterMcGavin]

:lmao: