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SixSquared
06-04-2006, 03:14 AM
Mother FAWKER... In PAIN!!!!!!

Backstory - The other day I was playing tennis with my dad and, in a failed attempt to save a line hit, I ended up hitting the ground, chin first cause I didn't wanna bust up my new raquet. Scraped skin off my chin about the size of a nickel. Blood for DAYS.

What I just did - smacked my chin on my desk bending down to get a piece of paper. Hurt like HELL. Thought I was fine, then I felt a drop of something on my hand. Looked down, blood. Fuck! It takes FOREVER for a fucking chin to stop bleeding! Bandaid on, and I look like a MORON.

Feel sorry for me now dammit!
HyPer50
06-04-2006, 03:17 AM
Woot. That is all.
Seymour222
06-04-2006, 03:19 AM
Thats funny I thought I was the only one who dives on a tennis court. Sorry for the chin blood. Get some Neosporin too, or some man sauce to rub on it, I can help with both. JK.
SixSquared
06-04-2006, 03:19 AM
Chin bandaid = SPED kid status
Seymour222
06-04-2006, 03:20 AM
I know youre not into mansauce. But mansauce would like to get into you! wow, Im full of them tonight.
HyPer50
06-04-2006, 03:20 AM
Chin bandaid = SPED kid status

Better wear the bicycle helmet too.
efman
06-04-2006, 03:21 AM
hey diving on the tennis court is hardcore !
Seymour222
06-04-2006, 03:21 AM
Post 2500, right here. Thank you to all the little people that helped me get here! *cries and walks off stage.
HyPer50
06-04-2006, 03:21 AM
You're not in wimbleton, so no need to dive haha.
SixSquared
06-04-2006, 03:22 AM
Thats funny I thought I was the only one who dives on a tennis court. Sorry for the chin blood. Get some Neosporin too, or some man sauce to rub on it, I can help with both. JK.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

So I had a stroke of genius whilst rummaging in the first aid cabinet... Aerosol blood clotter! SCORE!!!


FUCK it hurts WORSE now... shit is like the stuff they put on warts that freezes the thing off.... FAAAAAAAAAACK!
Seymour222
06-04-2006, 03:23 AM
You're not in wimbleton, so no need to dive haha.
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Yea, but this chick is not your typical chick,haha. She is a hardcore mo fawka.
SixSquared
06-04-2006, 03:23 AM
hey diving on the tennis court is hardcore !

I play hardcore... waaaay hardcore. And I'm pretty sure cussing on the court isn't proper etiquette, but oh well.
SixSquared
06-04-2006, 03:24 AM
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Yea, but this chick is not your typical chick,haha. She is a hardcore mo fawka.

What he said... I play all out at everything... If I don't go home hurting, then I didn't play hard enough.
Seymour222
06-04-2006, 03:25 AM
I play hardcore... waaaay hardcore. And I'm pretty sure cussing on the court isn't proper etiquette, but oh well.

Wasn't there a tennis player that always got into trouble for grunting? Id be like "who cares if I grunt, Get over it bitches!"
2.0civic
06-04-2006, 03:25 AM
PENIS FTW
efman
06-04-2006, 03:26 AM
poontang ftw !
HyPer50
06-04-2006, 03:28 AM
Guess it's bout that time again....










http://maddhatter1313.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/it.gif
2.0civic
06-04-2006, 03:30 AM
Wasn't there a tennis player that always got into trouble for grunting? Id be like "who cares if I grunt, Get over it bitches!"
theres this one that always sounded like she was bout to have an O or something. kinda hot with those little perky titties sticking out
SixSquared
06-04-2006, 03:30 AM
HA! PWNED BY THE TRIPOD IMAGE HOSTING BIA!!!!!

So which is worse? SPED kid chin bandaid, or big white dot of blood clotter shit that not only burns, but also looks like coke?
2.0civic
06-04-2006, 03:31 AM
peroxide FTW
HyPer50
06-04-2006, 03:31 AM
HA! PWNED BY THE TRIPOD IMAGE HOSTING BIA!!!!!

So which is worse? SPED kid chin bandaid, or big white dot of blood clotter shit that not only burns, but also looks like coke?

just for you. i went through the trouble of saving it.
SixSquared
06-04-2006, 03:32 AM
see that's not so scary to me... animated FTL...
efman
06-04-2006, 03:32 AM
theres this one that always sounded like she was bout to have an O or something. kinda hot with those little perky titties sticking out
you mean that russian chick
HyPer50
06-04-2006, 03:33 AM
see that's not so scary to me... animated FTL...

you're becoming harder to please.... no fair.
2.0civic
06-04-2006, 03:34 AM
you mean that russian chick

yeah i think her name was ihaveadildo inmypoon or something like that
SixSquared
06-04-2006, 03:35 AM
you're becoming harder to please.... no fair.

No one ever said I was easy to please... gotta have stamina, hunny :lickpuss:
2.0civic
06-04-2006, 03:36 AM
No one ever said I was easy to please... gotta have stamina, hunny :lickpuss:


did i hear stamina??:idb: :idb: :idb:
SixSquared
06-04-2006, 03:37 AM
did i hear stamina??:idb: :idb: :idb:

No.... I don't think so.... :confused: :confused:
2.0civic
06-04-2006, 03:39 AM
No.... I don't think so.... :confused: :confused:

im changing my name just for you guys on IA :idb: :idb: sirhumpalot
efman
06-04-2006, 03:40 AM
yeah i think her name was ihaveadildo inmypoon or something like that
haha ya shes a hawtie
2.0civic
06-04-2006, 03:41 AM
haha ya shes a hawtie

id hit it. then again i have low ass standards. phantomsol, whats your myspace thingy?? i want to post on your friends bulletin
SixSquared
06-04-2006, 03:42 AM
www.myspace.com/sinfulangel
efman
06-04-2006, 03:45 AM
id hit it. then again i have low ass standards. phantomsol, whats your myspace thingy?? i want to post on your friends bulletin
lol well shes fine and rich so i'd hit it x100000000000000
HyPer50
06-04-2006, 04:50 AM
No one ever said I was easy to please... gotta have stamina, hunny :lickpuss:

stamina? shit, i'm an overweight smoker (trying to quit tho.... ha), guess i'm screwed lmao.
SixSquared
06-04-2006, 06:22 AM
stamina? shit, i'm an overweight smoker (trying to quit tho.... ha), guess i'm screwed lmao.

lol actually, you're not ;)

Sorry that was mean... but you're mean too. :P