Science and the Bible

[tony]

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning.'"

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,


"Get your own dirt."

[The Yousef]

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning.'"

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,


"Get your own dirt."

bwhahaha.....:goodjob:

[ShooterMcGavin]

pretty funny

[Romeyo07]

hahaha....fantastic

[tony]

I really didnt laugh when I read the joke but things are always so serious in this section.. just trying to lighten it up.

[ShooterMcGavin]

+1 for easing the tension :goodjob:

[biblethumper]

Good one!

[4dmin]

that was pretty funny sounds like a FAMILY GUY joke

[Elbow]

lol

[{X}Echo419]

+1

[Jaimecbr900]

That is actually funny.......especially when you consider some of the...ummmm.....lively debates we've had about this...... :lmfao: