quickdodgeŽ
05-28-2006, 02:15 PM
Pentagon accountants figured they could trim the budget by a considerable amount by getting rid of three Generals from the staff. A retirement offer was formulated, and the three Generals who responded were called into the administrator`s office, and the offer was presented to them. "OK", said the administrator, "It has been decided that each of you will receive $10,000 per inch, measured between any two points on your body, the choice of those points is up to you". The Air Force General said "I want to be measured from the top of my head to the bottom of my feet". The admin. measured the General, and pronounced "You are 6 foot three...that`s 75 inches, which comes to $750,000 dollars". The Army General stood up and said "I want to be measured from the tips of my upstretched fingers to the bottom of my feet". He was measured, and told "OK, that measures 94 inches, for $940,000 dollars". The Marine General said "I want to be measured from the tip of my penis to my testicles". The administrator was shocked, and said "But General, you`re passing up a great opportunity, the other Generals just made a great deal of money". "Just measure me the way as I asked, and I`ll be happy", reliied the Marine. The reluctant admin. finally agreed, and asked the Marine to drop his pants. Tape measure in hand, he bent over to measure the Marine, and gasped "My God, General, where are your testicles???" "Viet Nam, son!!!" replied the General....
Later, QD.
MachNU
05-28-2006, 07:28 PM
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hahahahahahahahahaha all of the jokes you posted on the whoreslounge are old!
quickdodgeŽ
05-28-2006, 08:46 PM
hahahahahahahahahaha all of the jokes you posted on the whoreslounge are old!
AAAAAAAAAAHAhahahahahahahahahahahha and your Prelude looks good! Later, QD.
Brady
05-28-2006, 09:10 PM
good one. read it in FHM a few days ago.
AAAAAAAAAAHAhahahahahahahahahahahha and your Prelude looks good! Later, QD.
thanks man lol
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