Things I've learned not to say to a pregnant woman

[Romeyo07]

"oh, just suck it up"

I didn't mean it in a bad way, she was whining and I was tired of hearing it. No explaination needed, it was my bad.

"ok heffalump"

She was going for her second serving of Lasagna...for breakfast. I heard the longest rant about being fat after I said that. Naturally I renigged and told her she's eating a lot more than usual at that moment. Not that she's fat fat, just preggo, there's a difference. Her response: yeah right, whatever (the word most men hate)

"I'm on a different intelligence level than you"

Totally came out the wrong way. She saw it as "you think I'm dumb", I was saying that I'm extremely smart. She didn't let that one go for a while, still brings it up days later.

I'm sure I'll screw up again and say something I shouldn't.

[Brett]

Id say to one, "If your man isnt making you feel sexy, Come home with me, and I will make you forget it" :)

[IntegraXTR]

hahaha, its all good dude, I've been through it already, but yeh, gotta watch out what you tell a girl within them 9 months

[HyPer50]

Id say to one, "If your man isnt making you feel sexy, Come home with me, and I will make you forget it" :)

Brett to get shot sometime lmao.

[Brett]

:lmfao: hey they sometimes just need to feel sexy and wanna good pounding, Who am I to deny that? lol

[SwurvinIn]

"I'm on a different intelligence level than you"

you claim to be so smart but that DAMN sure wasn't showing it...lol, thats some stupid shit to say to your girl bro...good luck with that

[chrisdavis]

you claim to be so smart but that DAMN sure wasn't showing it...lol, thats some stupid shit to say to your girl bro...good luck with that

:werd:

[babygurl]

HAHA poor guy, you will never win with a pregnant women!

[Miranda]

:wtf:

Do you actually like this person?

I don't remember a time where "heffalump" was ever a flattering petname.

:rolleyes:

I'll take stupid man comments for 1000.



"oh, just suck it up"

I didn't mean it in a bad way, she was whining and I was tired of hearing it. No explaination needed, it was my bad.

"ok heffalump"

She was going for her second serving of Lasagna...for breakfast. I heard the longest rant about being fat after I said that. Naturally I renigged and told her she's eating a lot more than usual at that moment. Not that she's fat fat, just preggo, there's a difference. Her response: yeah right, whatever (the word most men hate)

"I'm on a different intelligence level than you"

Totally came out the wrong way. She saw it as "you think I'm dumb", I was saying that I'm extremely smart. She didn't let that one go for a while, still brings it up days later.

I'm sure I'll screw up again and say something I shouldn't.

[Brett]

:wtf:

Do you actually like this person?

I don't remember a time where "heffalump" was ever a flattering petname.

:rolleyes:

I'll take stupid man comments for 1000.

Its comments like that, which make Pregnant woman look for men who find them hot and want wild sex. :D

[Miranda]

Very very true.

If I ever get pregnant, I'm going to the islands to find me a caribbean boytoy for a few months of fun. :lol:

Well, probably not. But I'll sit at home thinking about it.

[Brett]

Very very true.

If I ever get pregnant, I'm going to the islands to find me a caribbean boytoy for a few months of fun. :lol:

Well, probably not. But I'll sit at home thinking about it.

Give me a call when you are, you wont have to travel so far :D

[collins]

Give me a call when you are, you wont have to travel so far :D
bitch, you aint caribbean!!!

[fight club]

i am tho.

[Leisa]

Surely you cant be serious about saying these kinds of things to your wife... do you know how depressing that can be for her?