"THE" record breaking thread.

[LiL PaKi]

...

[never_finished]

wonka wonka

[~The_Duke~]

rep...

[LiL PaKi]

reppie rep rep

[~The_Duke~]

what is up with all the reping going on...

[never_finished]

all the cool kids are doing it

[LiL PaKi]

life sucks

[EX-Svic]

Sup PIMPS!!!!!!!!

[Wurm]

02

[~The_Duke~]

life sucks

Life is a bitch and then you die, and you get to pay taxes in between...

[Wurm]

03

[Bishop]

yup

[LiL PaKi]

Quote:
Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
life sucks


Life is a bitch and then you die, and you get to pay taxes in between...

WTF?!?!?

[slowrolla97]

Dude my comp is really fucked now. Like every couple of minutes a pop up says that i have virus activity or there has been spyware detected

[Bishop]

gay

[Wurm]

04

[LiL PaKi]

i think ima go to school in my pj's tomorrow

[Wurm]

05

[slowrolla97]

04
stop your damn numbers i need help with my computer

[Wurm]

06

[slowrolla97]

i think ima go to school in my pj's tomorrow
like a pimp. I always used to do that

[Bishop]

i think ima go to school in my pj's tomorrow
lucky...i wish i could just go in shorts! ahh and i work (have class) outside too

[Wurm]

stop your damn numbers i need help with my computer
50 bucks a hour

[LiL PaKi]

stop your damn numbers i need help with my computer


what virus protector do u have?

[Wurm]

ok now what is wrong with your comp

[Bishop]

50 sucks a hour
huh :confused:

[Wurm]

huh :confused:

lol thats what I charge to do computer work

[rickgiblin]

hey do yall know if brandon got both coats on his car today at school

[LiL PaKi]

huh :confused:

im pimping him out so he's giving his fees... PM me and i'll give ya location to where to pay and find his ass...

[slowrolla97]

what virus protector do u have?
i dont think i have one. well if i do then i dont ever see it or use it.

[LiL PaKi]

:)

[Wurm]

im pimping him out so he's giving his fees... PM me and i'll give ya location to where to pay and find his ass...

roflmao I do all the pimpin now get ya ass on the corner and make my green hoe

[LiL PaKi]

i dont think i have one. well if i do then i dont ever see it or use it.

well that explains it... ummm

[Bishop]

hey do yall know if brandon got both coats on his car today at school
yeah...i stayed till after we pulled it out. left school at like 4:30. Got some runs, body could be better, but the paint turned out nice...nothing some wet sanding and buffing wont fix. Pretty good for the amount of time.

[slowrolla97]

ok now what is wrong with your comp
nothing is really wrong with it it is just telling me that i got a lot of shit going on. Now something is saying Your computer is Infected! WTF how do i know it is not joking?

[Wurm]

slowrolla tell me exactly what is going on

[Bishop]

im pimping him out so he's giving his fees... PM me and i'll give ya location to where to pay and find his ass...
lolol

[Wurm]

nothing is really wrong with it it is just telling me that i got a lot of shit going on. Now something is saying Your computer is Infected! WTF how do i know it is not joking?

are you getting a lot of popups?

[never_finished]

onetwothree

[TheSnail]

Im still cleaning that fucking gun.

[~The_Duke~]

lol thats what I charge to do computer work

you are an over charging POS...shit if it is a friend and charge food and drink while I am there...

[Bishop]

Im still cleaning that fucking gun.
i got a sniper rifle last week :D

[Wurm]

Im still cleaning that fucking gun.
go away im still playing catch up

[slowrolla97]

are you getting a lot of popups?
Yes! and most of them say that there is adware and viruses in my computer and it is infected with parasites

[~The_Duke~]

i got a sniper rifle last week :D

what kind? I like sniper rifles :D

[Wurm]

you are an over charging POS...shit if it is a friend and charge food and drink while I am there...

I dont overcharge fool take the shit to like best buy are somewhere and I bet you get charged 75$ a hour

[§treet_§peed]

whoa what i miss??

[Bishop]

what kind? I like sniper rifles :D
airsoft bahahahahaha....but its still pretty badass...damn accurate

[Wurm]

Yes! and most of them say that there is adware and viruses in my computer and it is infected with parasites

have you ever ran Antispyware software

[~The_Duke~]

Yes! and most of them say that there is adware and viruses in my computer and it is infected with parasites

:lmao: go find a program called Adware and one called spybot S&D and install them and run them...

[§treet_§peed]

i need rep so i can be in da green

[slowrolla97]

have you ever ran Antispyware software
No?

[never_finished]

:burnout:

[~The_Duke~]

airsoft bahahahahaha....but its still pretty badass...damn accurate

:lmao: I have a sniper pellet rifle...I can put a squirrel's eye out at 50yrds...

[Wurm]

:lmao: go find a program called Adware and one called spybot S&D and install them and run them...
and windows defender and Hijackthis you can also use firefox

[slowrolla97]

:lmao: go find a program called Adware and one called spybot S&D and install them and run them...
How do i do that. There is a bunch of shit on my desktop now like..spyware quake and online security and a lot of shit i never put on it. WTF

[Bishop]

:lmao: I have a sniper pellet rifle...I can put a squirrel's eye out at 50yrds...
lol nice. I bought it to scare away rabbits and squirrels from my parents yard...nailed a rabbit from about 20ft or so 3 times. He ran his ass off lol.

[Wurm]

http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=29562
run those program lol

[Hektik]

02

[TheSnail]

1800, k Ill leave for a minute now

[Wurm]

How do i do that. There is a bunch of shit on my desktop now like..spyware quake and online security and a lot of shit i never put on it. WTF

I will get you the links where you can download them

[Hektik]

03

[slowrolla97]

I will get you the links where you can download them
what should i do with the shit on my comuter now? i want to delete them

[Bishop]

oh well. I'm out...i think

[~The_Duke~]

lol nice. I bought it to scare away rabbits and squirrels from my parents yard...nailed a rabbit from about 20ft or so 3 times. He ran his ass off lol.

I killed ground hog the other day with mine...I had to shoot it alot though...

[Wurm]

http://www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware - AdAware
http://security.kolla.de - Spybot Search & destroy

[Hektik]

04


oh well. I'm out...i think
later

[Bishop]

I killed ground hog the other day with mine...I had to shoot it alot though...
damnit....now spring wont come for another 3948023958 years asshole!

[TheSnail]

I will get pg500, so Ill be back once yall get to 495ish. I will get it this time.

[Wurm]

what should i do with the shit on my comuter now? i want to delete them
Dont do anything till you download the two programs I posted and run them

[~The_Duke~]

what should i do with the shit on my comuter now? i want to delete them

Those programs will get rid of them for you...I will try to get my hands on some norton to put on your machine when I come fix it...

[Hektik]

05

[§treet_§peed]

www.stopzilla.com

[Hektik]

06

[Wurm]

Those programs will get rid of them for you...I will try to get my hands on some norton to put on your machine when I come fix it...

make sure you switch him to firefox while you are over there

[Wurm]

www.stopzilla.com

POS software

[slowrolla97]

I will get pg500, so Ill be back once yall get to 495ish. I will get it this time.
well see about that

[Hektik]

07

[§treet_§peed]

:cockblock

[slowrolla97]

make sure you switch him to firefox while you are over there
that sounds like a pokemon

[Bishop]

ok...im out now for good lol...gotta wake up at 7:30. Hopefully i wont make the mistake of waking up at 6:30 thinking it was 7:30 like i did this morning.

[Wurm]

that sounds like a pokemon
Its a Webbrowser similiar to internet explorer but you dont have the same problem with popup and crap using it

[~The_Duke~]

make sure you switch him to firefox while you are over there

I actually dont like firefox, but it is a good program for non-literates to keep them away from the spyware and popups and stuff..

[slowrolla97]

Its a Webbrowser similiar to internet explorer but you dont have the same problem with popup and crap using it
really? that sounds cool.

[Wurm]

I actually dont like firefox, but it is a good program for non-literates to keep them away from the spyware and popups and stuff..

why it works just like IE

[Hektik]

08

[~The_Duke~]

really? that sounds cool.

i'll hook ya up :goodjob: I am going to have a talk with my brother to get all sorts of fun stuff. :goodjob:

[slowrolla97]

i am hungry

[Wurm]

really? that sounds cool.
http://www.getfirefox.com/

you can download it if you want

[slowrolla97]

i'll hook ya up :goodjob: I am going to have a talk with my brother to get all sorts of fun stuff. :goodjob:
o god. i am trusting you. i hope i dont find some gay porn on it after you are done or someweird shit

[Hektik]

09

i am hungry
me too ne one in lawrenceville wanna bring me some food to work:D :cool: lol

[~The_Duke~]

why it works just like IE

It work almost just like IE, but the code is different so you dont have the same issue with spyware and popups as you do with IE.

The coders that write the stuff write it for the majority of people, which the majoirty use IE so that is what they write for...

[slowrolla97]

http://www.getfirefox.com/

you can download it if you want
i dont know. i might fuck it up

[Wurm]

i'll hook ya up :goodjob: I am going to have a talk with my brother to get all sorts of fun stuff. :goodjob:

Don't put norton on his comp. norton is bonified fucking spyware hahaha

[§treet_§peed]

yeah it's better than regular IE

[Wurm]

It work almost just like IE, but the code is different so you dont have the same issue with spyware and popups as you do with IE.

The coders that write the stuff write it for the majority of people, which the majoirty use IE so that is what they write for...

yes I know lol

[~The_Duke~]

o god. i am trusting you. i hope i dont find some gay porn on it after you are done or someweird shit

:lmao: I will just leave some good wholesome high quailty stuff on there for ya...I would have too look at it to put it on there...so you are safe...

[Hektik]

10

[never_finished]

where u work hektik?

[Hektik]

hamster

[Flip]

i dont know. i might fuck it up

you can't fuck it up :P

[~The_Duke~]

Don't put norton on his comp. norton is bonified fucking spyware hahaha

:lmao: I think my brother has a version of it that just downloads the updates and protects your computer without doing any of the gay stuff. It is Norton 'pirate version'

[Wurm]

hamster

huh

[Hektik]

where u work hektik?

sleep lab by the court house of off hwy 29. close to phoenix high

[Flip]

woah crazy i'm here...

[Wurm]

you can't fuck it up :P

dont lie to him he uses his cd tray as a cup holder

[Flip]

dont lie to him he uses his cd tray as a cup holder

its not a cup holder? ;)

[Hektik]

lobster

[Wurm]

sleep lab by the court house of off hwy 29. close to phoenix high

go piss on a patient

[never_finished]

sleep lab? sounds like my kind of job hhahaha

[~The_Duke~]

computer illiterates can fuck anything up...trust me on that one...you just have to teach them how not to fuck it up which I am going to attempt to do also...

[slowrolla97]

woah crazy i'm here...
how is work?

[Wurm]

its not a cup holder? ;)

it can be if you dont mind replacing it once in a while *do at your own risk*

[slowrolla97]

computer illiterates can fuck anything up...trust me on that one...you just have to teach them how not to fuck it up which I am going to attempt to do also...
is it my falt my comp. has all this shit in it?

[Hektik]

go piss on a patient

Ummmmmm no I like my job



sleep lab? sounds like my kind of job hhahaha

Shit this is nebodies kinda job :D

[~The_Duke~]

it can be if you dont mind replacing it once in a while *do at your own risk*

nah I have a spare that I just sit in one of the bays that is used for that...

[slowrolla97]

Ummmmmm no I like my job




Shit this is nebodies kinda job :D
any job openings?

[Flip]

how is work?

Its' ok. I just got here and shit is FUBARED... i hate databases...

So guess what!? I made sushi for the first time today! It was fun and good as hell :D.

Anyone know of a better place to buy fresh raw fish than publix? :)

[Wurm]

computer illiterates can fuck anything up...trust me on that one...you just have to teach them how not to fuck it up which I am going to attempt to do also...

I been teaching my dad for the past year. Only time he asks me questions is on hard shit like setting up VPN from his home to office and shit like that lol.He still types with one finger though hahaha

[§treet_§peed]

:stupid:

[never_finished]

haha what do you do there hektik? hook it up!

[Wurm]

slowrolla ill give you 40 bucks for your comp. I need some parts for my car PC

[slowrolla97]

Its' ok. I just got here and shit is FUBARED... i hate databases...

So guess what!? I made sushi for the first time today! It was fun and good as hell :D.

Anyone know of a better place to buy fresh raw fish than publix? :)
You made it? i dont like sushi

[Hektik]

any job openings?

later in the year maybe. when we open our other labs like around oct

[slowrolla97]

slowrolla ill give you 40 bucks for your comp. I need some parts for my car PC
i need my comp. well i need money too

[~The_Duke~]

is it my falt my comp. has all this shit in it?

:lmao: good question I wont know til I look to see what all is on there...

if it is to infested I was going to back up all the stuff you want to keep and just wipe it clean and strat from stratch and then teach ya some computer stuff to help ya keep it running good. if that is ok with you...

[TheSnail]

holy crap yall are on pg 492 already!

[slowrolla97]

later in the year maybe. when we open our other labs like around oct
pimp shit. what do you do there. sleep. if so i want in

[~The_Duke~]

wurm what kind of parts do you need?

[Flip]

You made it? i dont like sushi

Yah, cooked the sticki rice put the vinegar in it (didn't knwo you added vinegar to the rice before today) got my fillings, and rolled the sushi! Its quite entertaining and good if you like sushi...

So many people say they don't like sushi but have never tried it... It is really good if you give it a chance. And good for you too.

I've brought like 5 different people with me to eat sushi before that had said they HATE sushi. I told them they could just get a regular dish but them end up making them try some of it. They all go regulary by themselves now :P.

[never_finished]

werd

[Hektik]

haha what do you do there hektik? hook it up!

I pretty much just hook the patients up to all the wires and then put them to bed and then watch them sleep. also sit on my ass alot and browse IA and the net all night. o and smoke cigs wich im about to go do be right back.

[~The_Duke~]

wurm I repeat what kind of parts do you need...

[slowrolla97]

:lmao: good question I wont know til I look to see what all is on there...

if it is to infested I was going to back up all the stuff you want to keep and just wipe it clean and strat from stratch and then teach ya some computer stuff to help ya keep it running good. if that is ok with you...
yeah thats cool. as long as it is working b4 you leave. cuse if it is not i will never fugure out how to fix it. btw what are you charging :o

[Hektik]

holy crap yall are on pg 492 already!

yea we gots this bitch moving

[§treet_§peed]

that would be nice to sleeep at work, i used to at one of my old jobs

[Flip]

yea we gots this bitch moving

Oh forgot to tell you guys... I installed meth injection on this thread...

[slowrolla97]

yea we gots this bitch moving
we are talking about my computer skills

[never_finished]

sushi is the shit



and that sounds like an awesome job, i need it haha

[~The_Duke~]

yeah thats cool. as long as it is working b4 you leave. cuse if it is not i will never fugure out how to fix it. btw what are you charging :o

I will see what is happening when I get there...cas it might just be a in out quickie type job, but it might get messing depending on how bad it is...

prolly just some beer and a snack...

[slowrolla97]

sushi is the shit



and that sounds like an awesome job, i need it haha
no i need it more. i dont have a job and i gotta pay a car payment Wednesday of 550 bucks. i got no money. i might be driving the corolla again guys :(

[~The_Duke~]

no i need it more. i dont have a job and i gotta pay a car payment Wednesday of 550 bucks. i got no money. i might be driving the corolla again guys :(

:(

[§treet_§peed]

i gots dial up

[§treet_§peed]

:smileowne

[slowrolla97]

I will see what is happening when I get there...cas it might just be a in out quickie type job, but it might get messing depending on how bad it is...

prolly just some beer and a snack...
iight i can do that.

[never_finished]

haha i got a payment, insurance, and i owe my lawyer, and probation fees, and i could keep going :)

[§treet_§peed]

i owned myself again ftw!!!!!! bwuhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[~The_Duke~]

iight i can do that.

I only charge money for assholes :D

[§treet_§peed]

i know how you feel about payin out a bunch of moneys to bills

[TheSnail]

Its getting close.

Im getting pg500!

[slowrolla97]

haha i got a payment, insurance, and i owe my lawyer, and probation fees, and i could keep going :)
i can keep going too.
Ok tomorrow i gotta pay my ticket.
probation fees also
550/m car payment
insurance
phone bill
gotta fix my other car
there is more but i can not think right now

[Hektik]

damn u got a 550 car payment and no job sounds like u in some shit

[Hektik]

turtles

[TheSnail]

Thats why I dont have a job and my whole car costs $550

[slowrolla97]

damn u got a 550 car payment and no job sounds like u in some shit
yeah i got fired from my last job for going to my dads funeral. Like WTF how do you fire someone for that. He was a heart-less dick head. O yeah my car payment is due wednesday

[never_finished]

ninja turtles

[Hektik]

Thats why I dont have a job and my whole car costs $550
yea but u build em ur self

[slowrolla97]

ninja turtles
are the shit

[§treet_§peed]

My bills :own: me

[Hektik]

yeah i got fired from my last job for going to my dads funeral. Like WTF how do you fire someone for that. He was a heart-less dick head. O yeah my car payment is due wednesday
did u stabb his tires or fuck his wife and daughter when he fired u

[LiL PaKi]

i don't even wanna look at my financials right now...

[never_finished]

haha i didnt know celebrity deathmatch still came on tv

[Wurm]

llalalal

[Hektik]

Donatello

[§treet_§peed]

turtles in the half shell!!!!!! TURLTLE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[~The_Duke~]

I owe my parents about 1k and 15 on my car but that is bout it...

[slowrolla97]

did u stabb his tires or fuck his wife and daughter when he fired u
I wish. It is in my list of things todo

[Hektik]

i don't even wanna look at my financials right now...

I wouldnt wanna look at my finnancials either but i do look at my finances:lmfao:

[§treet_§peed]

it doesn't anymore but they are bringing it back saturday!!!

[§treet_§peed]

they're making fun of fast and the furious!!!!!!! ftw!!!!!!!

[Hektik]

michaelangelo

[LiL PaKi]

I wouldnt wanna look at my finnancials either but i do look at my finances:lmfao:

eh u knew what i meant

[slowrolla97]

I am hating growing up. This sucks majorly

[Hektik]

Leonardo

[slowrolla97]

they're making fun of fast and the furious!!!!!!! ftw!!!!!!!
who what where

[TheSnail]

Hey if I made a beverage company and named it Vagina Juice, do you think that would be good marketing?

[Flip]

do be do agian.

[Hektik]

wat the fuck is the name of the 4th one

[Wurm]

I am hating growing up. This sucks majorly
lmao how old are u

[§treet_§peed]

what about dark wing duck??

[~The_Duke~]

I am hating growing up. This sucks majorly

doesnt it...

[Hektik]

Hey if I made a beverage company and named it Vagina Juice, do you think that would be good marketing?
hell yea u could market to lesbians first

[slowrolla97]

Hey if I made a beverage company and named it Vagina Juice, do you think that would be good marketing?
lol what dioes it taste like and if it does taste like that then hell no.

[Wurm]

Hey if I made a beverage company and named it Vagina Juice, do you think that would be good marketing?

I want some diet vagina

[slowrolla97]

lmao how old are u
18

[Wurm]

My spoon is too big

[LiL PaKi]

lol what dioes it taste like and if it does taste like that then hell no.

lol!!:lmfao:

[Wurm]

18

wow youngin

[TheSnail]

I want some diet vagina


Then I can have sub names called: Skinny Bitch and Fat Bitch

[Hektik]

I want some diet vagina

can i get a Vagina juice with a squirt

[Wurm]

Poontang taste good....not our fault that you eat out skanky bitches

[slowrolla97]

wow youngin
everyone was that age at some point unless they died before then

[~The_Duke~]

18

I thought you were the same age as me...lol

[Hektik]

lol what dioes it taste like and if it does taste like that then hell no.
wat are u talking about Vagina juice taste good:lickpuss: as long as its not piss then thats nasty :upchuck:

[slowrolla97]

Poontang taste good....not our fault that you eat out skanky bitches
i disagree strogly. and i dont sleep with skanks. Sara is going to kick your ass

[Flip]

doesnt it...

Enjoy it. When you're finished growing up, you'll want to go back and keep growing up again LOL.

[TheSnail]

This gun takes FOREVER to clean. Ive been cleaning the fucking thing for 4hrs now.

[slowrolla97]

Enjoy it. When you're finished growing up, you'll want to go back and keep growing up again LOL.
yeah well it is starting to suck already and i wanna be young again. well younger

[§treet_§peed]

well weell pussy :ownsyo:

[Flip]

This gun take FOREVER to clean. Ive been cleaning the fucking thing for 4hrs now.

Haha, we need to go to the range and shoot. I had fun last time. Did anyone here make it last time? If you did I didn't really connect screen names to faces so...

[Hektik]

Enjoy it. When you're finished growing up, you'll want to go back and keep growing up again LOL.

Agreed.

[§treet_§peed]

damn were're almost at 500

[slowrolla97]

damn were're almost at 500
yep half way to the record

[TheSnail]

Im old but I live the life of a 7year old. No bullshit, I just dont have restrictions on driving a car, buying beer and guns.

[Hektik]

yep half way to the record
wat record

[§treet_§peed]

Ghetto

[slowrolla97]

wat record
the hole reason we have this thread is to bet bretts thread of like 11xx pages

[§treet_§peed]

first on 498

[Wurm]

dont let sanil lie to you he is just a bum

[slowrolla97]

getting close to 500. i wounder how is going to get it

[§treet_§peed]

i'm gonna e first on 500

[TheSnail]

What about a Vagina Incent company? That whay all your friends think you are getting some when they come over.

[Hektik]

the hole reason we have this thread is to bet bretts thread of like 11xx pages
well in that case then

01

[§treet_§peed]

FTW!!

[Flip]

yeah well it is starting to suck already and i wanna be young again. well younger

Heh i feel ya. I'm by no means fully grown up but i got a pretty freakin good start haha. I'm enjoyin it but sometimes you just think man... I wish i could go back... I wouldn't go back because I feel that i've done pretty well for myself but its just like the feeling that you miss...

[slowrolla97]

What about a Vagina Incent company? That whay all your friends think you are getting some when they come over.
lol!! but where is the girl when they come over

[§treet_§peed]

it'll smell like a room full of burnt pussy though....

[Flip]

What about a Vagina Incent company? That whay all your friends think you are getting some when they come over.

Why don't you just really get some when they come over instead LOL ;) :D :goodjob:

[Hektik]

What about a Vagina Incent company? That whay all your friends think you are getting some when they come over.

imagine ur whole house smelling like padussy when ur parents come over ur dad will be so proud:idb: :lickpuss:

[TheSnail]

lol!! but where is the girl when they come over


You tell them you are a pimp and she comes and leaves when you tell her to.

[slowrolla97]

it'll smell like a room full of burnt pussy though....
lol

[§treet_§peed]

beat the pussy up beat the pussy up like bam bam....like bam bam!!!

[slowrolla97]

o shit almost there

[TheSnail]

*Waits*

[~The_Duke~]

here we go

[slowrolla97]

beat the pussy up beat the pussy up like bam bam....like bam bam!!!
emeril FTW

[~The_Duke~]

test

[§treet_§peed]

instead of that though, burn the pussy up burn the pussy up like o damn damn...o damn damn!!!

[Wurm]

boom

[~The_Duke~]

testing

[§treet_§peed]

Git-Er-Done

[slowrolla97]

lol everyone is waiting to get 1st on 500

[Wurm]

bam

[~The_Duke~]

bul

[slowrolla97]

i wounder how is going to get it

[Flip]

LOL You guys can't deal with my CNN internet connection ;)

[TheSnail]

500

[§treet_§peed]

woot woot

[Hektik]

............

[Wurm]

bang

[slowrolla97]

i got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[~The_Duke~]

dod

[never_finished]

werd

[§treet_§peed]

damn atleast i am second on there

[Wurm]

500
u always lose

[Flip]

i got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

little late haha :)

[slowrolla97]

LOL You guys can't deal with my CNN internet connection ;)
fuck the 30sec rule

[LiL PaKi]

haha

[slowrolla97]

LOL You guys can't deal with my CNN internet connection ;)
T1>me

[Flip]

haha

Hey paki!!