How are you gona die?

[fawk_you]

These are kinda funny......
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Lea Anne Powell: At age 99, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
:lmfao: DAMNIT, thought I was gona die young. :(

[babygurl]

Laura: At age 89, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

[TeeJay]

Tim Jones: At age 74, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

da fuck!!!

[fawk_you]

lol Laura. haha

[The Golden Child]

steve lee: At age 102, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

well that sucks ..

[TeeJay]

mobile home...sounds about right

[PhAtBoYMr2]

IA WILL KILL ME, SOMEONE WILL MAKE A THREAD ABOUT MY SUICIDE AND I WILL GO THROUGH WITH IT

[melisme0]

I will get hit by a bus full of nuns

[NAIZBST]

matt: At age 61, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.


^^^ damn alfredo is going to kill me

[Mike Lowrey]

Richard Williams: At age 93, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

[TeeJay]

IA WILL KILL ME, SOMEONE WILL MAKE A THREAD ABOUT MY SUICIDE AND I WILL GO THROUGH WITH IT
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/endprocess.jpg

[slowrolla97]

O shit i got the best one.
Kyle Hinckley: At age 90, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

HAHA
There was a fire fight!!!!!!!
Quote that movie and you get rep..

[never_finished]

Lenard: At age 41, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.


that kinda sucks....ha

[TeeJay]

they always told u drinking would kill ya

[PhAtBoYMr2]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/endprocess.jpg

HAHAHAHAH

+1

[fawk_you]

:lmao: some of these are great.

[slowrolla97]

Lenard: At age 41, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.


that kinda sucks....ha
Damn yo.

[b@d @pple]

justin: At age 99, you will choke on a piece of steak.

[gijoe0720]

Joseph Tucker: At age 34, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.


Thats pretty cool I guess

[HyPer50]

O shit i got the best one.
Kyle Hinckley: At age 90, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

HAHA
There was a fire fight!!!!!!!
Quote that movie and you get rep..

Boondock Saints.

Chris Culpepper: At age 68, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

.....lovely.

[slowrolla97]

Joseph Tucker: At age 34, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.


Thats pretty cool I guess
:goodjob:

[fawk_you]

http://www.orlyowl.com/love.jpg

[Scrappy]

Kristine: At age 62, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

[~The_Duke~]

At age 93, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

WTO what fuck is that?

[chrisdavis]

Chris Davis: At age 57, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour"

[1civic]

Bobby: At age 69, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

[Crazy Asian]

Stephen Lee: At age 91, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power

[fawk_you]

:)

[TeeJay]

a lot of those are reposts. damn site. fawk you, fawk you!!!!

[fawk_you]

No, by all means....FAWK_you! kthnxhaveaniceday

[slowrolla97]

Boondock Saints.

Chris Culpepper: At age 68, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

.....lovely.
Reps for you :goodjob:

[never_finished]

Bobby: At age 69, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.


haha. at least im not the only one thats gonna die because of alcohol.

[slowrolla97]

At age 93, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

WTO what fuck is that?
LOL I got the same one and I have no Idea WTF WTO means

[fawk_you]

lol was wondering the WTO thing as wellz.

[xaznstylegrlx]

Kristy: At age 58, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

WTF

[TeeJay]

mmmm i could go for one of those now!!!

[fawk_you]

I had a banana sandwich last night with peanut butter in the middle. :) yum.

[HyPer50]

I'd assume WTO is World Trade Organization... although I don't get what it means.

[TeeJay]

world trade ni99a!!! sound it out foo!!!















jk i dont get it either

[xaznstylegrlx]

WTO= World Trade Organization
"The World Trade Organization (WTO) is the only global international organization dealing with the rules of trade between nations. At its heart are the WTO agreements, negotiated and signed by the bulk of the world’s trading nations and ratified in their parliaments. The goal is to help producers of goods and services, exporters, and importers conduct their business."

[TeeJay]

copy and paste roxxx!!!

[swiftblaze]

What the fuck?!?!? :eek:

Chris: At age 68, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

Why do I have to get the painful one? Also, I sure as hell better not have a landlord at 68.

[TeeJay]

bwahahaha hes gonna be like the landlord from ace ventura

VENTURA!!!!!!
yes satan?? ohhh i thought u were someone else!!
I HEARD ANIMALS IN THERE VENTURA, SCRATHIN AROUND!!

[fawk_you]

lol I <3 ace. :)

[swiftblaze]

bwahahaha hes gonna be like the landlord from ace ventura

VENTURA!!!!!!
yes satan?? ohhh i thought u were someone else!!
I HEARD ANIMALS IN THERE VENTURA, SCRATHIN AROUND!!

HAHA, I can picture it now. Also, most of the people at my leasing office are just a LITTLE crazy.

[civicracer5000]

Raul Cruz: At age 33, suicide, straight up.

[The Yousef]

no one is going to believe this:

Yousef: At age 69, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

:lmao:

[fawk_you]

:lmao: those are great...

[ShooterMcGavin]

interesting...

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Briscoe: At age 61, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

[RandomGuy]

Hasan Random: At age 70, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

[devin]

devin, age 64 suicide straight up:mad:

[man]

Mike: At age 66, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

Shit

[Nemesis]

Can someone type my name in?

I cant access the site at work. lol


George Atchison II

[devin]

Can someone type my name in?

I cant access the site at work. lol


George Atchison II



age? fav color? do you were a watch? shoe size?

[Nemesis]

age? fav color? do you were a watch? shoe size?


23, black, yes, 11.5

[4dmin]

Paul Firestine: At age 39, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

:eek: holy shit i'm fucked

[DieselNuts]

Derek Bridwell: At age 90, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

damn....I was really lookin forward to gettin another shlitz...

[devin]

nemesis, at 100 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for 6 months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes. damn, sorry man.

[Nemesis]

nemesis, at 100 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for 6 months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes. damn, sorry man.


Well shit at least ill live to 100. Ill definatly be an IA O.G by then :lmfao:


thanks for fillin it out though, reps 4 u

[devin]

yeah no problem

[Sport1.3]

Danny Martin: At age 36, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

haha it says ill be blown@!!

[Princess12]

Erinn: At age 87, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

WTF?????

[SwurvinIn]

Jason Alterman: At age 65, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

ouch

[Sport1.3]

Erinn: At age 87, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

WTF?????


while rubbing your hairly wrinkley old lady nipples with lotion covered batteries and thinking of how fun it used to be to ride your bike down bumpy roads with no seat cover, u recieve a massive blow to the head with a shovel from the neighbor who accidentally saw u "indulging" thru the open window while gardening

[BABY J]

Baby J: At age 75, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

[Nemesis]

Baby J: At age 75, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.


Asian Elvis style bitcha

[BABY J]

Asian Elvis style bitcha

Troo, troo. MY bad. :) LOL

[Mr. Antonov]

At age 42, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

[Princess12]

while rubbing your hairly wrinkley old lady nipples with lotion covered batteries and thinking of how fun it used to be to ride your bike down bumpy roads with no seat cover, u recieve a massive blow to the head with a shovel from the neighbor who accidentally saw u "indulging" thru the open window while gardening

And my scenario worsens lol :) Looks like i'm just screwed.

[fawk_you]

Oh boy.

[boosted1jz]

chris: At age 43, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

[BABY J]

FOR BRETT:


YOU ARE OLD AS HELL, YOU WILL NEVER DIE. GOD WILL DIE BEFORE YOU!!!

[Nemesis]

BRETT LOWENTHAL- AT THE AGE OF 98 YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AT THE VARSITY MEET ON JUNE 1st 2006 FROM A FATAL GUNSHOT WOUND

[BABY J]

^^ LMAO!!! BY A JAMAICAN 12 YEAR OLD GANGSTA!!!!

[ahmonrah]

rashad sallee: At age 94, you will be haunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

[BTLFED]

Chris Ellingwood: At age 90, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

At least I will die in a spectacular fashion.

[BABY J]

She's not lookin so hott these days... I would not be so sure... and it never said which head will exlpode. LOL

[BTLFED]

She's not lookin so hott these days... I would not be so sure... and it never said which head will exlpode. LOL

No, I was just talking about the head explosion. I don't give a shit about what I am "exposed to." There are way lamer ways to die.

[BABY J]

True true. :) At least no1 will call urs a "bitch death" and say some shit like "he coulda made it". LOL. No1 EXPECTS you to live after your head explodes. :)

[BTLFED]

True true. :) At least no1 will call urs a "bitch death" and say some shit like "he coulda made it". LOL. No1 EXPECTS you to live after your head explodes. :)

spontaneous combustion FTW.

[Xan]

Trey Crawford: At age 49, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

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Sweet. I won't feel a thing.

[MachNU]

Michael: At age 37, you will choke on a piece of steak.

Shit well i will live a short life!