ATTN: BABYGURL

[Halfwit]

so yeah, its the morning and i think you should tell some jokes.

i cant lie, i love your jokes.

please?

[babygurl]

beg and you shal recieve! HAHAHAHA

now that is a joke....hahaha

[MongolPup]

Make fun of Brett too. Thats always fun.

They say that last year for his birthday, he had to have a permit because the top of his cake was classified as a "bonfire"

[babygurl]

Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A. A love call.

Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
A. By the ears. (Lick her)

Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
A. No ball room

Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The position of the dirt bag.

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts.

Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
A. 100 people who don't do dick.

Q. What do attorneys use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.

[babygurl]

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Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
A. Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!

Q. Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she's given her last blow job.

[MongolPup]

Well....it too late I repped you in that other thread. So...um I'll rep you later.

[Halfwit]

Q:what do you get when you add 30 years and 45 years?
A: brett

[babygurl]

you guys are dorks...And Thanks I will rep everyone back when I get home...cant do it at work :(

[babygurl]

One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can, "This is for ladies!" she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!"

[babygurl]

Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

[babygurl]

There is a guy. His favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'. The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open. He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, "What are you doing?" The guy replies, "I'm waiting for 'Sally's Legs' to open so I can get a drink."

[babygurl]

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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"


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A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"


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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!


There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"


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[from_NY_2_GA]

So theirs a black guy, a white guy and a chinese guy they all went to rob a bank and got killed so they all went up to heaven and GOD said he'll give them another chance on earth, so GOD told the black guy he can't look at any girls, then he told the white guy he can't have money and then told the chinese guy he can't have sex anymore, then GOD sented them back to earth, so the black guy was walking down the street and he seen Mariah Carey naked so he died, then the white guy was walking behind him when he seen $200 on the floor so he went to pick it up and both of them died. :king:

[Halfwit]

good one.. lsvtec5 youll do alright here, just make sure u dont take things seriously

[from_NY_2_GA]

So two fathers and two sons went fishing and everyone caught a fish but there's only three fishs, please somebody tell me how is that possiable. Its more of a riddle.

[ShooterMcGavin]

son, father and grandson went fishing, each caught a fish...

[Halfwit]

more....

[The Golden Child]

So theirs a black guy, a white guy and a chinese guy they all went to rob a bank and got killed so they all went up to heaven and GOD said he'll give them another chance on earth, so GOD told the black guy he can't look at any girls, then he told the white guy he can't have money and then told the chinese guy he can't have sex anymore, then GOD sented them back to earth, so the black guy was walking down the street and he seen Mariah Carey naked so he died, then the white guy was walking behind him when he seen $200 on the floor so he went to pick it up and both of them died. :king:

am i missing something ??
what happened with the chinese guy ??

[ShooterMcGavin]

yeah u missed it, the joke was implying that the chinese guy was gay and tried to screw the white guy that bent over for the money. shitty joke in my opinion, this is the first i've ever heard of a gay chinese person...

[The Golden Child]

yeah u missed it, the joke was implying that the chinese guy was gay and tried to screw the white guy that bent over for the money. shitty joke in my opinion, this is the first i've ever heard of a gay chinese person...

hmmm * goes back and re-reads *

[The Golden Child]

* leaves *