orange smelly smard board with liquid fire

[Flip]

and there was a cat riding a catalope down a chair and it fell and broke into seventeen pieces before the viper wrestled the corpse into a tiny hole in the side of your retina that blinks four times before the sun dried out all the vessels to be collected into piles for microscopic germs to feast upon untill the hairs on the back of your nose fell out because of the intensity of your fart

[slowrolla97]

What ever drug you are on give it to me.

[uproot]

i couldn't have said that better myself....

[Flip]

What ever drug you are on give it to me.

The drug I'm on is called 3rd shift :P

[CHADbee]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to flipture again.
i tried to get u +1 for ur useless bullshit...i'll get ya later.

[slowrolla97]

The drug I'm on is called 3rd shift :P
aahhhhh i see.

[Flip]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to flipture again.
i tried to get u +1 for ur useless bullshit...i'll get ya later.


Haha thanks man :) I got ya for the hell of it...

[HyPer50]

um... lets see... *smashes head on desk*

Ahem... Marco Pollo dog paddeled across the firey pits of Mordor to find the one Ring of elephantitis that would one day bring the flavor back to Pedigree lamb'n'rice WITHOUT THE EXTRA CALORIES so that all the lil dung beetles of afghanistan could once again slumber under the neo-urban slobbering west highland terrier/michael jackson hybrid monkey spanker of which had but 1 foot of long intestine to digest the new flavorful Pedigree lamb'n'rice delciacy.

[ShooterMcGavin]

cocaine is a helluva drug :D

[Spyder]

holy fucking random,

random +10 to thread starter and HyPer50

[djdarksim]

exept the part about the wax shards.. those creatures are everything but oblong cheese nodes corpsing up the ridges on pasted modules for sharks teeth to grind upon. where do they expect to find the guitar strings if they ate all they yellow crayons that were hidden in the globe covering the hallway light?

[uproot]

apparently they can find the guitar strings next to the cadillac with a flat tire due to peeling out on the head of a drunken cowboy high on the fumes of the toxic waste dump on the hill of the dead tree that blooms once a year when lightening strikes the arbor on the peir

[Stormhammer]

that dead tree thought this thread was totally awesome because dead trees walk around like zombies eating peoples brains and raping children with their wooden crayola's powered by cold fusion given to them by sex orgy aliens that abduct cows to prod them with in the most intimate of ways like how a human does

[uproot]

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[djdarksim]

I thought I was just gonna climb up a tree and leap into the atmosphere like some kinda spider-elvis morphing mucus, but noooo!! I had to eat thanksgiving with soccer clause and his tweve thousand rabid wolverines ripping my pancreas out with lazer beams shooting out of my fingernails!! its not supposed to do that! the lazers are supposed to be supported by windows xp.. but bill gates drives a hyundai and he has no blowoff valve in his cheddar 3-rotor engine block. he is soo fucked.. what is he gonna do with all that melted cheese and no chips????

[Flip]

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LOL

[uproot]

hahahahaha



I AM A BANANA

[Flip]

hahahahaha



I AM A BANANA

TUesdays coming. Did you bring your coat?

I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET!

[uproot]

i'm feeling fat and sassy!

[djdarksim]

yay! yay! yay!

[Flip]

I am the queen of france~!

[uproot]

haha

[HyPer50]

the tree trunk grew out of the bulldogs anus on wednesday.... only at noon tho.

[Flip]

Then i ate my face fell off through the oh reo why did you smack the parchment dried onto his oh so peely arm hairier than a freakin monkey! OH GOD

[Flip]

haha

LOL I love the kid :)

[uproot]

for those that have no idea wtf all that ^ stuff is....

REJECTED (http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1136365791/Don_Hertzfeldts_Rejected)

enjoy.

[uproot]

LIFE IS GOOD!

THIS IS FUN!

[ALVIN]

my spoon is too big

my SPOON is too big

[Flip]

I AM A BANANA!! heh i could watch that over and over for hours :P

[Flip]

For anyone that wonders WTF we're talking about:

http://www.darkrume.com/index.php?name=Downloads&c=2

[djdarksim]

http://http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5331171080785573724&q=car+crashthis

[djdarksim]

http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer?app=vss&contentid=48f17ea355ba2944&second=5&itag=w320&urlcreated=1148620032&sigh=257e367NTa2xJKdyFpYEaVxJo1Awee this looks fun

[Flip]

LOLi want to skate board on that hill.

[Flip]

for those that have no idea wtf all that ^ stuff is....

REJECTED (http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1136365791/Don_Hertzfeldts_Rejected)

enjoy.

Yeah so i gues i reposted this hah. oh well :P