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Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-23-2006, 10:51 PM
So my friend & I go to Alabama last weekend to see her brother & his roommate. We had never met his roommate before...we had just seen a few pictures & knew he was a cop. To make a long story short, her brother was driving after having 1 beer (that we knew of), swurves off the road a little bit with a cop behind us, cop pulls us over, shines the spotlight into the car so we can't see either of their faces, gives her brother the field sobriety tests, which he fails miserably, puts him in handcuffs & throws him in the back of the car. We're both getting a little worried because we have no idea where we are & we don't know anybody around there. Come to find out, the cop that arrested him was the roommate...they planned the whole thing just to freak us out. Now they're coming to Atlanta in a few weeks & we have to come up with a way to get them back, but we have no idea what to do. Any ideas???????

Bishop
05-23-2006, 10:52 PM
take a shit in their sandwich

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-23-2006, 10:53 PM
OK now that's just nasty! :upchuck:

SC430=sex
05-23-2006, 10:54 PM
get them so drunk they pass out, take off their clothes and then put them in a pitch black room and lock the door. make sure there is no light at all. or drop them off at someone else's house.

uproot
05-23-2006, 10:56 PM
"steal" their car

Flip
05-23-2006, 10:56 PM
LOL thats a pretty good prank they pulled haha :) I'll be thinking how you can get them back heh...

Bishop
05-23-2006, 10:59 PM
get them drunk...fill up little baggies with oregano and put them in their pockets....next morning they will wake up and freak out.

lol idk...worth a try

Rican219
05-23-2006, 11:00 PM
Bwahahaha!! Wow you got Own'd!

CHADbee
05-23-2006, 11:02 PM
drop them off at the traphouse(AKA da bounce) saterday at 3 am...and don't come back

CHADbee
05-23-2006, 11:03 PM
or take them to a club in midtown and hook'em up with a random female that really a male

Julio
05-23-2006, 11:03 PM
:smileowne

Slowboy
05-23-2006, 11:03 PM
haha i got my friend one time had him race me a stop light, my other buddy which was a cop i told to pull them over, for racing and give them a hard ass time like you been drinking get out your car, i need to search you and all that so, anyway were at the light and im like on three lets go pedal to metal. she is like there a cop behind uss, im like fuck police, and flick the cop off, haha, so i haul ass, and she kinda jumps off the line and slows down, she gets pulled over, funny thing was, she has some drinks earlier, he gave her a hard ass time. funny shit.


But for getting them back, hmm. if you can get there keys while there sleeping and pop there hood take there battery out, leave a note were the battery would be saying" your battery is up for ransom" say maybe 50 bucks. then also while there sleeping take all ther cloths and tooth paste and whatever stuff they absuluty need, stick them all in the freezer, wet there money first, and there underwear, ahaha, shits funny as hell. Thats what i would do.

Curt

ahmonrah
05-23-2006, 11:05 PM
nope.....
1) when they arrive at your house, after they get comfy and start chillin have someone you know let the air out of all their tires.

2) insist on taking another car(they are guests after all, they should be made comfy!) ,take them out and get them sooo drunk they do pass out, strip them and lay them naked in the spoon position and take pics...with opened condoms in plain view.

Slowboy
05-23-2006, 11:06 PM
nope.....
1) when they arrive at your house, after they get comfy and start chillin have someone you know let the air out of all their tires.

2) insist on taking another car(they are guests after all, they should be made comfy!) ,take them out and get them sooo drunk they do pass out, strip them and lay them naked in the spoon position and take pics...with opened condoms in plain view.



Bwahahaa, damn :idb:

Bishop
05-23-2006, 11:08 PM
oh and for the morning....write "cheese" on the driver window in orange marker (that window safe stuff). And put a slice of cheese under the driver door handle.

Someone did this to my g/f. We walk up to the car and saw it on the window and we were like wtf? So we are sitting there rubbing this shit off (all the while trying to figure out why someone wrote "cheese" on the window) then i walk to the other side and my g/f goes to get in the car and shes like EWWWW!!! lol Good way to top it off

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-23-2006, 11:10 PM
Getting them drunk & taking off their clothes can't happen...they're over 6' tall & neither of them are exactly skinny (1 is a cop, the other's a fireman)...not to mention the fact that I don't think she'd have a whole lot to do with stripping her brother. And they're both so nice, if we dropped them off at somebody else's house, they'd probably make friends with whoever we left them with.

We're considering the "stealing" their car thing...my neighbor told me he'd help us out with that if we need it.

Oregano wouldn't work...the roommate's a cop...he knows the difference.

OK, maybe I'm stupid but what's the Traphouse?

If we held their battery for ransom, they'd know it was us trying to get them back. We have to be sneaky. The clothes & stuff in the freezer could be kinda funny though.

And thanks for the ideas Jose & Julio...you guys are a big help! :D

CHADbee
05-23-2006, 11:11 PM
oh and for the morning....write "cheese" on the driver window in orange marker (that window safe stuff). And put a slice of cheese under the driver door handle.

Someone did this to my g/f. We walk up to the car and saw it on the window and we were like wtf? So we are sitting there rubbing this shit off (all the while trying to figure out why someone wrote "cheese" on the window) then i walk to the other side and my g/f goes to get in the car and shes like EWWWW!!! lol Good way to top it off
:lmfao: oh yeah i'm getting somebody with that one soon
i'm gonna +1 u for that!!!

CHADbee
05-23-2006, 11:13 PM
traphouse is this "get sum krunk in yo system and then shoot everybody wit yo AK47's" club

Bishop
05-23-2006, 11:13 PM
:lmfao: oh yeah i'm getting somebody with that one soon
i'm gonna +1 u for that!!!
lol just make sure the car is going to gt driven soon.

Another car there got the same thing and we saw it parked in the same spot for a couple weeks...bet it had some nasty mold on it lol

Rican219
05-23-2006, 11:13 PM
Getting them drunk & taking off their clothes can't happen...they're over 6' tall & neither of them are exactly skinny (1 is a cop, the other's a fireman)...not to mention the fact that I don't think she'd have a whole lot to do with stripping her brother. And they're both so nice, if we dropped them off at somebody else's house, they'd probably make friends with whoever we left them with.

We're considering the "stealing" their car thing...my neighbor told me he'd help us out with that if we need it.

Oregano wouldn't work...the roommate's a cop...he knows the difference.

OK, maybe I'm stupid but what's the Traphouse?

If we held their battery for ransom, they'd know it was us trying to get them back. We have to be sneaky. The clothes & stuff in the freezer could be kinda funny though.

And thanks for the ideas Jose & Julio...you guys are a big help! :D

No Espeaka dis Engrish but I do Pinch....

ahmonrah
05-23-2006, 11:15 PM
trust me, you get them drunk enough...they will not know a thing.....

Slowboy
05-23-2006, 11:16 PM
i am using the cheese one soon

Rican219
05-23-2006, 11:18 PM
Maybe you could hide me in the Apartment like I'm an Illegal Alien and try and hide me from them so I don't get caught and you can pretend to be my translator as I call them PUTOS and Maricons and shit. Or you could just show them what you look like when you get up in the morning I know that would do it for me!!!! BWAHAHA WHITEPOWER!!

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-23-2006, 11:18 PM
nope.....
1) when they arrive at your house, after they get comfy and start chillin have someone you know let the air out of all their tires.

2) insist on taking another car(they are guests after all, they should be made comfy!) ,take them out and get them sooo drunk they do pass out, strip them and lay them naked in the spoon position and take pics...with opened condoms in plain view.

We may let the air out of their tires just for the hell of it :D The pictures may be taking it a little too far though...I wouldn't want to see them naked in the spoon position!

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-23-2006, 11:19 PM
oh and for the morning....write "cheese" on the driver window in orange marker (that window safe stuff). And put a slice of cheese under the driver door handle.

Someone did this to my g/f. We walk up to the car and saw it on the window and we were like wtf? So we are sitting there rubbing this shit off (all the while trying to figure out why someone wrote "cheese" on the window) then i walk to the other side and my g/f goes to get in the car and shes like EWWWW!!! lol Good way to top it off

Hahaha! That could be funny! But knowing us, we'd probably be the dumbasses to grab the cheese under the door handle! :rolleyes:

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-23-2006, 11:20 PM
traphouse is this "get sum krunk in yo system and then shoot everybody wit yo AK47's" club

Ooooh, we'd have to hang out with them for a few if we took them to a club & we definitely wouldn't fit in there at all! We're too white :doh:

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-23-2006, 11:21 PM
Maybe you could hide me in the Apartment like I'm an Illegal Alien and try and hide me from them so I don't get caught and you can pretend to be my translator as I call them PUTOS and Maricons and shit. Or you could just show them what you look like when you get up in the morning I know that would do it for me!!!! BWAHAHA WHITEPOWER!!

Ass!!!! They've already been scared by that last weekend but why you gotta be so mean? :(

Rican219
05-23-2006, 11:23 PM
Ass!!!! They've already been scared by that last weekend but why you gotta be so mean? :(

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Who Loves ja?!

http://www.carlosmencia.com/imgs/carlossingle.jpg

Don't worry Bitch your with me!!
I Don't understand Carlos!!! Det Dee Dee!!

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-23-2006, 11:24 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Who Loves ja?!

http://www.carlosmencia.com/imgs/carlossingle.jpg

Don't worry Bitch your with me!!
I Don't understand Carlos!!! Det Dee Dee!!


Hahahahaha!!! :kiss:

That was the best ride evveeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!

Rican219
05-23-2006, 11:25 PM
I RULE !!

WHYTEPOWUR OUT! FTW!

Deaf Pimp
05-23-2006, 11:31 PM
I dont have any ideas to contribute... Im too tired.

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-23-2006, 11:34 PM
Well you suck! You better think of some & get back to me!!!

Deaf Pimp
05-23-2006, 11:37 PM
Well you suck! You better think of some & get back to me!!!

I will, but its not going to be pretty... ;)

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-23-2006, 11:47 PM
Uh oh...should we be scared?

slowrolla97
05-23-2006, 11:48 PM
Uh oh...should we be scared?
Always be scared. :goodjob:

MikeSRT4
05-24-2006, 12:08 AM
get them drunk and act like you hooked up with said friend and say your pregnant (saying your a chick i forgot after all this) hahahahahah fun for all and video tape it and post it

caution you may have to lie alot and get naked in front of him it will be worth it.

RandomGuy
05-24-2006, 12:32 AM
slip them viagra with the dinners, get them both super drunk... and make them sleep in the same room ahhaha ;)

Flip
05-24-2006, 12:36 AM
oh and for the morning....write "cheese" on the driver window in orange marker (that window safe stuff). And put a slice of cheese under the driver door handle.

Someone did this to my g/f. We walk up to the car and saw it on the window and we were like wtf? So we are sitting there rubbing this shit off (all the while trying to figure out why someone wrote "cheese" on the window) then i walk to the other side and my g/f goes to get in the car and shes like EWWWW!!! lol Good way to top it off

LOL DO THAT HAHAHA!!

RandomGuy
05-24-2006, 12:49 AM
oh and for the morning....write "cheese" on the driver window in orange marker (that window safe stuff). And put a slice of cheese under the driver door handle.

Someone did this to my g/f. We walk up to the car and saw it on the window and we were like wtf? So we are sitting there rubbing this shit off (all the while trying to figure out why someone wrote "cheese" on the window) then i walk to the other side and my g/f goes to get in the car and shes like EWWWW!!! lol Good way to top it off
LOL i'd do that... wait a few days... then write "Semen" LOLOL AHHAHAHA

CSquared
05-24-2006, 01:21 AM
LOL i'd do that... wait a few days... then write "Semen" LOLOL AHHAHAHA

haha. I have to spread around reputation before i give it to you again but that was some funny shit.

Bishop
05-24-2006, 07:08 AM
LOL i'd do that... wait a few days... then write "Semen" LOLOL AHHAHAHA
LOLOL +1

Princess12
05-24-2006, 08:47 AM
I have to give them props on that one!

The Golden Child
05-24-2006, 03:49 PM
heres something get that instant diarrea thing ..
serve them breakfast ..
poor a little in there milk and theyll be sitting in the toilet for the day ..
before that make sure you have syran wrap and place it over the toilet ..
or you can do that prank where the guy was in the shower and he popped out when his friend was taking a shit ..
then you hear in the background like daymmm i shitted on myself .. lolz
than afterwards or the next day buy alcohol and get them really fucked up ..
while there sleeping pour some itching powder on them ..
theyll be itching the whole day ..
then next day you can bring them out to like a movie or something ..
make sure you bring a dildo with you ..
strap it on you ..
let him rub up on you and let him touch the dildo so he thinks you got a man hood ..
wonder how he would react to that ..

B16a2 Civic
05-24-2006, 03:53 PM
kick em in the balls

Brady
05-24-2006, 04:55 PM
dont fuck with cops.

Sirius R
05-24-2006, 05:09 PM
Are they driving? If so here are a few that work....

Fill their windshield washer bottle with milk. Cover the windshield with cereal. When they hit the windshield washer..cereal and milk. The milk will get real shitty once the car is running for a few minutes..lol

Your in ATL...there are tons of toads around. pay a local kid 10 bucks to find you 50 toads. Let them loose inside their car.

You can stick some old food inside their center console.. grumpy old men style..they will be remebering you for months after they go home.

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-24-2006, 06:42 PM
get them drunk and act like you hooked up with said friend and say your pregnant (saying your a chick i forgot after all this) hahahahahah fun for all and video tape it and post it

caution you may have to lie alot and get naked in front of him it will be worth it.

That would definitely get interesting, but I'm afraid it would cause to much unnecessary drama...thanks though :)

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-24-2006, 06:44 PM
heres something get that instant diarrea thing ..
serve them breakfast ..
poor a little in there milk and theyll be sitting in the toilet for the day ..
before that make sure you have syran wrap and place it over the toilet ..
or you can do that prank where the guy was in the shower and he popped out when his friend was taking a shit ..
then you hear in the background like daymmm i shitted on myself .. lolz
than afterwards or the next day buy alcohol and get them really fucked up ..
while there sleeping pour some itching powder on them ..
theyll be itching the whole day ..
then next day you can bring them out to like a movie or something ..
make sure you bring a dildo with you ..
strap it on you ..
let him rub up on you and let him touch the dildo so he thinks you got a man hood ..
wonder how he would react to that ..

Hahaha! That would be funny but they'll be staying either here or at my friend's house & neither of us would be willing to clean that up!

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-24-2006, 06:47 PM
Are they driving? If so here are a few that work....

Fill their windshield washer bottle with milk. Cover the windshield with cereal. When they hit the windshield washer..cereal and milk. The milk will get real shitty once the car is running for a few minutes..lol

Your in ATL...there are tons of toads around. pay a local kid 10 bucks to find you 50 toads. Let them loose inside their car.

You can stick some old food inside their center console.. grumpy old men style..they will be remebering you for months after they go home.

The milk/cereal & food in the console could be nasty! The frogs would be funny...I'll have to talk to my friend about that.

I'm kinda paranoid about doing anything that could potentially be long term (even just a few days)...we're sure this is going to become a vicious cycle!

RUFFIAN
05-24-2006, 06:53 PM
get a valve stem puller and flatten their tires. every time they pump them up, they will go back flat.

Wurm
05-24-2006, 07:28 PM
egg their car

Wurm
05-24-2006, 07:29 PM
use washable magic markers and put the gay pride rainbow on their hood

~The_Duke~
05-24-2006, 07:29 PM
egg their car

get some peanut butter and put a thin layer on the top of the car the put some bird seed up there...and let the birds do the rest.

Wurm
05-24-2006, 07:30 PM
get some peanut butter and put a thin layer on the top of the car the put some bird seed up there...and let the birds do the rest.

buhahahahahha

Ex_Vtec_Girl
05-24-2006, 07:37 PM
No damage that I'd have to pay to fix...I'm poor!

I'll definitely remember the peanut butter & bird seed thing for the next person that pisses me off! :D

~The_Duke~
05-24-2006, 07:40 PM
No damage that I'd have to pay to fix...I'm poor!

I'll definitely remember the peanut butter & bird seed thing for the next person that pisses me off! :D

That is actually doesnt do any damage it is just a pain in the ass to clean off...bird shit everywhere...and make sure not to park any where near it...