I AM LEAVING!!!

[BABY J]

Attention IA.

I am resigning from my salaried position as IA's FLIRT PRESIDENT and #1 LEG-HUMPER. To all of the women that I have flirted w/, (which consequently resulted in the getting of NO IA ass), it's been real and I hope you are not offended at all.



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I will also take this opportunity to annouce my NEW salaried IA position as IA FLIRT FOUNDER and KING FUCKING DADDY LEG-HUMPER. I am sure that this new position will net me exactly ZERO ass as well, but I am used to that so it's quite alright. :) So for the ladies that I will offend in the future, OH FUCKING WELL!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!

[dereksi]

huh?

[The Yousef]

thread failure...

[TeeJay]

congratufuckinlations

[ATK_Designs]

pablo's junior.

[dereksi]

thread crash and burn.

[B16a2 Civic]

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~never enters~

[The Golden Child]

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[Tasuki_Civic]

hmmm........so i guess you still didnt want to take me to the Bones on peidmont huh? jk

[speedminded]

hmmm........so i guess you still didnt want to take me to the Bones on peidmont huh? jkJust like me, I believe he prefers the brazilian steaks houses...Fire of Brazil.

[Sport1.3]

bye beech!!

[BABY J]

Just like me, I believe he prefers the brazilian steaks houses...Fire of Brazil.

+1 FOB wins. And yeah Tasuki we are still on... it's good stuff. Just say when. :)

[speedminded]

Getting ass on IA is like strolling through a Georgia Tech dorm...they're on you like a neodymium magnet to a steel wheel but if you play with more than one at a time you might get blisters :tongue:

[dereksi]

Did you really need to post that twice? LOL *edit you deleted it* LOL

[speedminded]

Did you really need to post that twice? LOLi already deleted the first fool :slap: :tongue:

[dereksi]

Yea i noted that in my post. Lol

[BABY J]

Even if you didn't, that was worth posting twice... just like this post.

[BABY J]

Even if you didn't, that was worth posting twice... just like this post.

[dereksi]

yea I hear ya

[dereksi]

yea I hear ya
^^



Lol it wont let me post that twice

[BABY J]

Why not?

[BABY J]

Why not?

[dereksi]

?? It keeps saying "this is a duplicate post you just made"

[BABY J]

The trick. Make the 1st post. Then make the 2nd post, but make it differernt by one character (like a "space" or a "."). Then edit the 2nd post and make it exactly like the 1st one. Damn, I am jacking my own thread b/c of you... ass!!!

[dereksi]

LOL thanks homie

[speedminded]

Getting ass on IA is like strolling through a Georgia Tech dorm...they're on you like a neodymium magnet to a steel wheel but if you play with more than one at a time you might get blisters :tongue:dammit, i still can't word that right...too burned out right to get the analogies figured out.

[dereksi]

LOL thanks homie

[ShooterMcGavin]

shouldn't u be on ur way home or something DH?

[BABY J]

LMAO!!!!

[BABY J]

LMAO!!!!

[BABY J]

shouldn't u be on ur way home or something DH?

Gonna hang out a bit and let traffic die down.

[ShooterMcGavin]

:werd: well works sux, so i'm out like the streetlight in da ghetto :D

[Scrappy]

wow you get so much out of being a leg humper and flirter on IA... :screwy: LAME!
props on a retarded post though. thanks for entertainment for a few minutes of reading.

[speedminded]

wow you get so much out of being a leg humper and flirter on IA... :screwy: LAME!
props on a retarded post though. thanks for entertainment for a few minutes of reading.you could always entertain us :devil: :D

[BABY J]

wow you get so much out of being a leg humper and flirter on IA... :screwy: LAME!
props on a retarded post though. thanks for entertainment for a few minutes of reading.

Yeah I do. It is the highlight of my life since I have no girl of my own... nothin' like flirting w/ every1 else's girl. Good stuff. :) Naah, it's all in fun. The guys' and the girls know that. Just makes the day go by faster.

**AHEM**

So what's up? Wanna take me to dinner and a movie and massage my feet? It's my birthday... no, it's not. I lied.

[dereksi]

Yeah I do. It is the highlight of my life since I have no girl of my own... nothin' like flirting w/ every1 else's girl. Good stuff. :) Naah, it's all in fun. The guys' and the girls know that. Just makes the day go by faster.

**AHEM**

So what's up? Wanna take me to dinner and a movie and massage my feet? it's my birthday... no, it's not. I lied.
sure. pick you up at 8?

[Scrappy]

disgusting and no.

yes i know its all out of fun to a point. but makes you look special that you cant get a girl that is single ;) lol jk man sorry not in a good mood

[Scrappy]

sure. pick you up at 8?

figured, I knew something was strange about you! :lmfao:

[dereksi]

figured, I knew something was strange about you! :lmfao:
:2up: DIAF

[BABY J]

sure. pick you up at 8?

Make it 7:50 big boy. I always keep a towel in the pax side seat pocket... for... well.. you know --> those "friendly" passengers that like to keep my mind off the hassles of life while I drive. :)

[dereksi]

Make it 7:50 big boy. I always keep a towel in the pax side seat pocket... for... well.. you know --> those "friendly" passengers that like to keep my mind off the hassles of life while I drive. :)
:upchuck: lolo

[Scrappy]

:2up: DIAF
K :goodjob:

[Scrappy]

Make it 7:50 big boy. I always keep a towel in the pax side seat pocket... for... well.. you know --> those "friendly" passengers that like to keep my mind off the hassles of life while I drive. :)

:rant: you just PMed me with 8:00!!! i am not 2nd in this

[dereksi]

j/k

[Scrappy]

j/k

its all good, always take what you say as a joke :lmfao: JUST kidding. :tongue: maybe :(

[speedminded]

So what's up? Wanna take me to dinner and a movie and massage my feet? It's my birthday... no, it's not. I lied.dammit man, quit asking them to do something for you! It might work as an ice breaker but unless you're a regular on the red carpet or have 7 digit's in the bank it's not gonna get you anywhere... :slap:

[BABY J]

:rant: you just PMed me with 8:00!!! i am not 2nd in this

DAMMITT!!!! BUSTED!!!! I figured all 3 of us can get drunk... then me and you and Derek could have a 3some after we kick him out.

[Scrappy]

dammit man, quit asking them to do something for you! It might work as an ice breaker but unless you're a regular on the red carpet or have 7 digit's in the bank it's not gonna get you anywhere... :slap:

take it from mr expert :lmfao: lol jk

[speedminded]

:rant: you just PMed me with 8:00!!! i am not 2nd in thiscom'n you know you're all about the sloppy seconds! :tongue:

[Scrappy]

DAMMITT!!!! BUSTED!!!! I figured all 3 of us can get drunk... then me and you and Derek could have a 3some after we kick him out.

:eek: omg you just offically went retarded!

[dereksi]

DAMMITT!!!! BUSTED!!!! I figured all 3 of us can get drunk... then me and you and Derek could have a 3some after we kick him out.
Lol

[BABY J]

dammit man, quit asking them to do something for you! It might work as an ice breaker but unless you're a regular on the red carpet or have 7 digit's in the bank it's not gonna get you anywhere... :slap:

Checks red carpet??? Yup!!!

Checks 7 figures... Yup!!!

This is the new millenium man. A woman who can't hold her own and do something for ME sometimes can kiss my dick w/ her tongue out. I didn't work to get where I am for some blood-sucking no-career having skank to "take" it from me. No sir!! But I know what you mean... I do not mind taking women out on my dollar. Some call it "caking", I just call it being a gentleman. Just finding the candidate that's WORTH the effort in ATL is not an easy task.

[BABY J]

:eek: omg you just offically went retarded!

You responded to my PM w/

"Oh I always wanted a black guy.... and you will do JUST fine Baby J!"

NOW you are gonna say I am retarded --> MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN!

[Scrappy]

You responded to my PM w/

"Oh I always wanted a black guy.... and you will do JUST fine Baby J!"

NOW you are gonna say I am retarded --> MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN!

haha no sorry... but you can keep THINKIN that :goodjob: just will not happen.

[BABY J]

haha no sorry... but you can keep THINKIN that :goodjob: just will not happen.

So what are you saying? That it's over? All of the conversations, booty-calls and late night "redevousisesseseses" are over?? Don't do this to me baby!!!

[Scrappy]

:lmfao: you all make me laugh daily... but yes its over... you two can go together. lol

[speedminded]

This is the new millenium man. A woman who can't hold her own and do something for ME sometimes can kiss my dick w/ her tongue out. I didn't work to get where I am for some blood-sucking no-career having skank to "take" it from me. No sir!! But I know what you mean... I do not mind taking women out on my dollar. Some call it "caking", I just call it being a gentleman. Just finding the candidate that's WORTH the effort in ATL is not an easy task.Naww, you got me all wrong. I didn't say offer anything that cost money ;) No "caking" needed...a massage, picnic, good time, etc. is just pennies...simple things like that will get THEM to take you out on that dinner or give you those benefits even after saying "no baby, you don't have to do that". I am the devil :devil:

[BABY J]

:lmfao: you all make me laugh daily... but yes its over... you two can go together. lol

**turns to Derek**
**checks seat pocket to make sure towel is there**
**bats eyes at Derek**

[TeeJay]

**turns to Derek**
**checks seat pocket to make sure towel is there**
**bats eyes at Derek**
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[BABY J]

D'OH!!!!!!!