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gijoe0720
05-19-2006, 09:06 PM
damnit my mom ain't home and I am hungry and I don't know how to cook. FUCK! :mad:

~The_Duke~
05-19-2006, 09:08 PM
:lmao: que e-volin playing 'my heart bleeds for you'

Get a hotdog put it on a plate put it in the mircowave and hit the '2' button and the '5' button and then the start button. Wait til done then let cook for a min or 2 then eat.

Wurm
05-19-2006, 09:09 PM
yeah i microwave everything

gijoe0720
05-19-2006, 09:10 PM
i always fuck up whenever i try to cook somethin.

~The_Duke~
05-19-2006, 09:10 PM
shit I even figured out how to make raman noodles with a microwave...

~The_Duke~
05-19-2006, 09:11 PM
i always fuck up whenever i try to cook somethin.

After you fuck up so many times you will figure it out...

<---I fucked up easymac...

gijoe0720
05-19-2006, 09:13 PM
i tried to melt some cheese so i could eat nachos and cheese but i fucked that up BAD

never_finished
05-19-2006, 09:14 PM
taco bell FTW

~The_Duke~
05-19-2006, 09:14 PM
i tried to melt some cheese so i could eat nachos and cheese but i fucked that up BAD

wow...

Do I need to come teach you some bachlor cooking ideas?

gijoe0720
05-19-2006, 09:15 PM
taco bell FTW


to lazy to get out of the house

gijoe0720
05-19-2006, 09:16 PM
wow...

Do I need to come teach you some bachlor cooking ideas?


please

2.0civic
05-19-2006, 09:17 PM
RAMEN NOODLES FTW!!

~The_Duke~
05-19-2006, 09:17 PM
RAMEN NOODLES FTW!!

:lmao: I used to live off those things before I got a real job...

gijoe0720
05-19-2006, 09:18 PM
Did I do it right?

~The_Duke~
05-19-2006, 09:21 PM
:lmao: Looks like it might need alil more time it looks like. Every mircowave is different...it is atleast eatable.

gijoe0720
05-19-2006, 09:22 PM
:lmao: Looks like it might need alil more time it looks like. Every mircowave is different...it is atleast eatable.

I used to get hotdogs straight out of the fridge and eat them

~The_Duke~
05-19-2006, 09:24 PM
I used to get hotdogs straight out of the fridge and eat them

...you eat like a catfish or a carp...anything...that smells good.

gijoe0720
05-19-2006, 09:26 PM
Yup

Stormhammer
05-20-2006, 12:05 AM
lolol

make me a sammich

slowrolla97
05-20-2006, 12:13 AM
After you fuck up so many times you will figure it out...

<---I fucked up easymac...


O i fucked up really bad one time. I forgot to put water in it and i put it in the microwave for 3:30 minutes and then when i took it out there was a shit load of smoke and the noodles were black. I couldnt get the nasty smell out of the kitchen for a week.

~The_Duke~
05-20-2006, 12:14 AM
:lmao: nah I 'cooked' it correctly and it tasted like shit...

slowrolla97
05-20-2006, 12:14 AM
i like chips whenever i am lazy. cant really fuck them up unless you open from the bottom and they all fall out.

~The_Duke~
05-20-2006, 12:16 AM
:lmao: I like getting some toastios and putting some colbyjack cheese on there and heating them up til the cheese melts...yummy...

slowrolla97
05-20-2006, 12:32 AM
i put hot sause on almost ever thing. AND I AM WHITE!!! WTF is worng with me.

~The_Duke~
05-20-2006, 12:35 AM
i put hot sause on almost ever thing. AND I AM WHITE!!! WTF is worng with me.

You want to be mexican?

gijoe0720
05-20-2006, 12:35 AM
You want to be mexican?


no he wants to be black

slowrolla97
05-20-2006, 12:44 AM
no he wants to be black


I do not want to be anything. I just dont know why i love hot sause soo much. BTW i do not like lemonaid too much.

4DRGSR
05-20-2006, 01:10 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha...this shit is the funniest.......