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speedminded
05-18-2006, 01:32 PM
repost? :dunno:

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one man says to the other. "All these unhappy children and our child is so happy."

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass."

Halfwit
05-18-2006, 01:34 PM
lol good one

thinkfast®
05-18-2006, 01:40 PM
grose

goldeneyes
05-18-2006, 01:41 PM
lol.

Sport1.3
05-18-2006, 01:58 PM
HA HA.....that movie is fuckin wrong.......as soon as the dudes started ass raping eachother i told my gf (x now) no more, i took the DVD out and returned it to blockbuster that night to switch it for something i would actually watch....we got basketballs lol

trythefly
05-18-2006, 02:02 PM
You & Pher having a baby?

LOL

Wurm
05-18-2006, 05:28 PM
repost? :dunno:

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one man says to the other. "All these unhappy children and our child is so happy."

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass."

lmao that is some funny shit

RandomGuy
05-19-2006, 06:59 AM
lol damn wtf just the thought of gays adopting children... wtf thats just wrong... they need to be genocided